Bayonetta gets Wicked!
It was night and Corrin was out walking about in the woods. He was getting used to life at the Smash Mansion and he was in his thoughts trying to clear his head.
"I hope everyone back home are okay. Ryouma, Hinoka, Takumi, Sakura and then there's Xander, Camilla, Leo, Elise. I could sure use one of Elise's hugs right now."
He was brought out of his thoughts when he felt a weight on him. He had a feeling that someone was watching him from afar. He looked around and didn't see anyone nearby. He knew that someone was watching and wouldn't rest until he found them.
"Come out, wherever you are." He said and drew his Yato Blade. A figure then emerged from above which caught Corrin's attention. He looked up and and saw a female figure coming down, and it was Sheik.
"Going somewhere?"
"I just needed a few minutes alone and thought this would be the best way to get it."
"(chuckles) Don't stay out here too long." She said before she disappeared in a cloud of smoke, leaving Corrin by his lonesome.
"This place is all kinds of crazy. It'll take a long time to get used to this."
The next day...
Fox and Falco were in a training match for the team battle later on and they were battling against Bowser himself. However, this fight was a little different because Bowser was bigger than normal. Fox and Falco had to find a way to get close to him. At the moment, they were hiding in a building on the Onett stage.
"How can we get close to this freak? He sees us coming from any direction." Falco said
"I have an idea, and it's a bit crazy." Fox whispered to Falco his plan, and he was right.
"Are you crazy? He'll crush you like a bug!"
Just then, a massive hand busted through the wall.
"You can run, but you can't hide!"
"We don't have any other options! This is our only shot."
Fox and Falco stood up and went in opposite directions. Falco went to the exit at the back of the building and Fox walked slowly towards Bowser's massive hand. Once he felt him, Fox prepared himself for Bowser's grip.
"Huh, decided to give yourself up eh? Where's birdbrain, ditched you?"
"Falco is going to find a way to kick your over-sized shell!"
"Oh really? Well, I hate to be kept waiting for him, so how about a little motivation?"
Bowser tightened up his grip and Fox tried to endure any pain resulting from the grip. Soon, it became more than he could handle and he screamed in pain.
(screams)
"Aw, does it hurt? Your friend better show up before you get crushed into dust."
"Enjoy this while you can, big guy... because we'll bring a world of hurt on you."
"Oh yeah, says who?"
"Says me, that's who."
Bowser turned and saw Falco standing a few feet from him, and he was huge as well.
"If you know what's good for you, put my partner down. Now!" Falco said.
Bowser simply dropped Fox and he was caught by Falco when he used his Phantasm move.
"Gotcha. You might want to hold on tight, this could be a rough ride." Falco said and then prepared to fight Bowser.
"You're no match for a Koopa like me." Bowser bellowed and then he picked up a building from the ground and chucked it at Falco. He rolled out of the way and saw Bowser coming for him. But Falco had a plan.
"He may be big and strong, but being big has its weak spots." He said to himself and began using his Phantasm move to dash around Bowser while repeatedly slashing at him using his wings. The final slash from behind sent him rolling.
"Don't get cocky because you managed to hit me."
"We'll just see about that." Falco said and jumped in the air. He came down with a kick attack, only for Bowser to block it with his arm. He then pushed Falco off of him and buried his hand in the ground. He lifted up a big hunkin piece of the ground and threw it at Falco. He rolled out of the way and saw Bowser in his shell form heading his way.
"Falco look out!" Fox shouted, but Falco was too late. Bowser knocked him into the way and circled around back. He hit Falco as he came down and sent him back in the air higher than last time.
"This is gonna hurt you more than its gonna hurt me." Bowser said and jumped up. He hit Falco in the chest headfirst, flipped the two of them around, and bodyslammed Falco on the ground.
"Told you it was gonna hurt."
"Get... off... me!" Falco yelled and tried to push Bowser off of him. Bowser was so heavy, it did Falco no good. Soon, Tabuu appeared.
"Okay Bowser, I think that will suffice for now."
"No way, I'm just getting to the best part." He argued, and that forced Tabuu's hand. He morphed into a shark form of a blade and charged into Bowser at his side. Tabuu easily overpowered him and knocked him off Falco.
"Thanks Tabuu." Falco said and stood up. "You okay, Fox?"
"Glad I survived the ordeal." Just then, Falco and Bowser started glowing and they began to shrink back to their original size. Tabuu came around and Fox jumped off of Falco and onto Tabuu. Once they reached the ground and Fox hopped off, Tabuu morphed back to his human body form.
"You two take a few minutes to rest and recover. You have your team battle later today."
Eventually...
The team battle Fox and Falco prepared for had began. The teams were:
Red Team: Fox, Falco, and Pit.
Blue Team: Ryu, Marth, and Duck Hunt
The stage was the omega form of the Gaur Plain stage and it was nighttime. Fox had been dodging Marth's Dancing Blade technique while Falco was in a fist fight with Ryu. Those two couldn't help Pit against Duck Hunt because whenever he got near the Dog and Duck, he got blasted out of nowhere.
"How do i keep getting blasted?"
"Because the duo is actually a trio." Palutena spoke
"Lady Palutena?"
"Yep, loud and clear. With Duck Hunt, the duo is actually a trio. You could get shot from out of nowhere."
"A mysterious sharpshooter huh?"
"They can also call gunman to assist them in a flash."
"I'll be sure to keep that in mind." Pit said and dusted himself off. He spilt his his into blades and charged towards Duck Hunt. As for Fox, he was back-to-back with Falco and they were surrounded by Marth and Ryu.
"Got any ideas?" Falco questioned. Ryu was powering up for an attack and when Fox saw it coming, an idea hit him.
"Yeah, I do. Wait until Ryu fires that blast and then use your Phantasm to get the drop on Marth."
Falco knew where he was going and followed his lead. Once Ryu was fully charged up, he unleashed his Hadoken attack, Marth darted to Fox and Fox jumped in front of Falco and brought his Reflector out. Falco used his Phantasm move and caught Marth off guard. Fox bounced back Ryu's Hadoken and he got blasted with twice as much power.
"Hmph, that was easy to expect." Fox taunted.
"Don't get ahead of yourself. The fight is far from over." Ryu said
Pit fired an arrow at Duck Hunt and the Dog summoned a gunman to take the hit. Once the gunman disappeared, the Dog threw a disk and then the sharpshooter fired three shots. After the first shot, Pit knew what was coming but got hit by the third shot.
"I'm off my game." Pit said
Five minutes later, the fight was wearing everyone down. Fox, Pit, and Falco were on one side of the stage and Duck Hunt, Ryu, and Marth were on the other side.
"We're wearing them down at least. If we can keep this up, this fight is ours." Pit spoke
"Don't be so sure, anything can happen at this point." Falco said
"You can say that again. Something is headed your way." Palutena warned. Immediately afterwards, Pit sensed something and turned around.
"Huh?"
"What is it?" Fox asked, and then a voice spoke.
"Oh, another angel. Must've missed one."
Everyone heard the voice and wondered where it was coming from. Just then, a series of butterflies came in from all directions. They all merged in the air in the middle of both teams and out came a woman. She had white skin, short black hair, a black ensemble with loose threads and jewelry, and a hole was cut in the back of her outfit.
"What the-?"
"Whoa."
She spun around and then posed with two guns in her hands.
"Let's dance, boys."
"With pleasure." Falco said and darted towards her. When he tried to kick her, he made contact with her. But, she teleported right behind him and fought back. Then, Fox and Marth got involved as well.
"Who is that Lady Palutena?"
"She's an Umbra Witch! I thought they were extinct."
"Cheeky, especially coming from an endangered species." She said as she slid under Ryu's Hadoken and kicked him from below. Then, she brought up her guns and took aim. By the time Fox and Falco brought up their guns, the Umbra Witch fired and blasted the guns out of their hands.
"Watch out for her Bullet Arts, she uses four guns."
"I only see two guns." Pit said
"Look at her feet, kid." Falco spoke. She lifted up her leg and the gun on her foot was shown. Marth pushed Pit out of the way right when the gun started firing.
"I'll take little Miss Witch out myself." Falco said and charged her down. But the Umbra Witch anticipated him and followed up with a pursuing attack.
"A pursuing attack?" Pit said
"I like it when you play hard to get." She said
Duck Hunt summoned a gunman with a sombrero and the Umbra Witch ducked under the blast and fired bullets at ground level. Ryu did his Tatsumaki Senpukyaki move, but she dodged it easily. Then, she made a portal appear and a huge fist shot out and punched Ryu in the back.
"Wow, they're huge!" Pit said
"Her wicked weaves attack can summon the limbs of demons." Palutena warned. Fox then got an experience version of the warning when a foot smashed him into the ground. She then used Witch Twist to follow up.
"Gotcha."
Marth ran towards his and swung his sword only to miss repeatedly until the next swing triggered something. All of a sudden, he felt himself getting slower and slower.
"So close."
"The time!" Pit said cause he could sense a sort of power.
"It's Witch Time. Witches can control time itself."
"I've had it with this lady." Ryu said dusting himself off. He charged in and with Falco and Fox, they tried to engage her 3-on-1. But when the first punch was thrown, a Witch Time blast caught the three fighters and slowed them down. Then, another demon fist came out for an uppercut. She then began posing with her guns.
"Just who the heck are you?" Falco shouted.
"Name's Bayonetta. If you need to learn how to talk to a lady, ask your mum."
She then heard something behind her and sidestepped to dodge the arrow that came. She turned and saw Pit with a serious face.
"So, the angel has decided to play. Let's dance, boy."
Pit engaged Bayonetta, but had just as much luck as the others. He barely managed to hit her and when he did, Bayonetta would her Bag Within technique to get the drop on him. Then, she grabbed him and held him by the neck.
"Don't tell me you're done already."
She then double-slapped him and then knocked him down to the ground, followed by another demon foot.
"She's so tough."
Out of nowhere, Dark Pit flew in to fight Bayonetta. Once Pit saw him fly over, he got up on knees.
"Don't be such a wimp." He fired an arrow missed, but it was a distraction for him to get close to strike. When he did, she warped behind him and surprised Pit by grabbing him just as he got close enough. The others tried to help, but Bayonetta easily dodged each and every one. She noticed a Smash Ball and concocted a plan.
"Time for the best part;"
She used Fox and Falco as her foot stools and jumped up to the Smash Ball and smashed it, giving her lots of power.
"Smashing!" She said and posed. Witch Time was unleashed all over the stage and everyone was slowed down. She began attacking everyone until they felt a power burst and send them upwards. Bayonetta then used her hair and summoned a demon like no other.
"That's Gomorrah, she can also summon huge demons."
Gomorrah chomped on everyone Bayonetta hit during the Witch Time like they were food and after the fourth chomp, Gomorrah roared before blowing up and everyone disappeared from the bang. Everyone wound up back at the Mansion in pain, leaving only Bayonetta on the stage.
"Enough talk, goddess. Don't mess with a Witch." She said as she spun around and posed her guns.
"Whoa." Lucario said surprised
"Who is she?" Ness wondered
"Some chick who thinks she's a hotshot. That's who she is." Sonic answered
"Well this bird has a score to settle with that chick next time we fight." Falco said coming into the lobby.
"Sucks to be you, huh birdbrain?" Bowser taunted
"You got something to say, big boy?" Falco argued and was about to make a move when Fox intervened.
"Hey, take it easy Falco."
"Easy for you to say since we're the ones who got our butts kicked out there."
"Better luck next time boys." Bayonetta spoke as she was strutting into the lobby. Falco's pride was shot when he lost to a woman so he had a little hatred against her. The Umbra Witch got registered in the mansion and life went back to normal for everyone.
Author's Note: Hope you enjoyed the chapter and please review.
