Tsuki is back!

And I banned Hikari from EVER coming here to do the dares with me since she chained me to the sink.

Let's start!

Tsuki: I'm back!

And no guests today!

Maka: Why did she chain you to the sink?

Tsuki: Who knows?

Okay, the dare!

It's for Kid!

Kid: What a surprise!

Tsuki: This is from ImNotRand-SOUL:

okay i dare kid to tell weather he like liz, patty, maka, tsubaki, of chorna(random o.o) more then a friend and if he chooses maka soul you have to beat the crap poutt him till hes like almot dead and if he chooses tsubaki black*star has to beat the crap outta him till he almost dies

Kid: Uhhhh, ummmm, uh …

Tsuki: He likes Crona!

Kid: What? I don't! I don't like anyone! +Blushes+

Tsuki: It's Crona.

This dare is from LugiaLegend:

This real fun, so I thought I'd give it a try

Patty: Go to the zoo and kill a cute giraffe
Maka: Bake an asymmetrical cake and force Kid to eat it
Kid: Tell everyone you liked it
Excalibur: Annoy everyone by doing your theme song dance

(if you don't want to do all of them just pick something)

Let's start with Patti killing a giraffe!

Patti: I won't! I won't! +Goes to zoo and kills giraffe+

That was fun! Fun!

Tsuki: Maka, use your cooking skills to bake an asymmetrical cake!

Maka: Why do I have to bake it? Tsubaki's the cook.

Tsuki: Just go bake a cake! I don't care if you have to buy one at a store! Just make sure it's asymmetrical!

Maka: +bakes cake+

Tsuki: Is it asymmetrical?

Maka: Yep.

Tsuki: Okay, Kid! Eat ze cake!

Kid: NO! I WONT EAT SUCH AN ASYMMETRICAL CAKE! NO! NOOOOOOOOOO!

Tsuki: Eat the cake or I'm gonna make you asymmetrical!

Kid: +eats cake+

Tsuki: Kid, how was that cake?

Kid: +shivers in disgust+ It was good.

Tsuki: And now the fun part! Introducing Excalibur!

Everyone: NO!

Excalibur: Bakame!

Tsuki: Before Excalibur begins … +Puts MP3 plugs in ears and turns MP3 on+ Okay, you can begin Excalibur!

Excalibur: +Clears throat+ Excalibur! Excalibur! +Sings his theme song and dances for an hour+

Everyone: Torture!

Tsuki: Okay Excalibur, you're done.

Excalibur: Bakame!

Tsuki: Leave, you baka!

Excalibur: +Leaves+

Tsuki: Well, that's it for this chapter!

Make sure to post your dares and everything in the reviews!

Everyone, let's say bye!

Everyone: Torture …

Tsuki: Bye!