773 hits!? Dang! I just realized using the first letter of all the flock's names you can spell "faming"! Oh, and by the way, I've given up on the number of reviews decided when I change the screennames. I'll do it whenever I feel like it, thank you very much! This chapter will have 2500+ words. Ahem.
Just so you know:
Fang - teeth
Angel - glory
Max - above
Iggy - fire
Nudge - shove
Gazzy - smelly
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Total - complete
Ella - magazine
Dr. Martinez - spanish
Jeb - neurocomputerization (A/N: That gets exactly five hits on Google. Do I know what it means? No idea, but for some reason I think it has something to do with mind control... either that or a computer inside someone's head... or an actual brain inside a computer... now I'm thinking of Wrinkle in Time...)
The Voice - listen
Dude, my real name's Amber - treesap
Here goes... ahh... nothing.
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neurocomputerization - expect the unexpected luke skywalker
treesap - aw, shut up loke groundrunner!
neurocomputerization has left the chatroom without further explanation
listen - be 1 with the dog prncss bunhead
magazine - its leia u idiot. bunhead is in the prdy.
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magazine - this is crpy
treesap - agreed. hello?
spanish - darth vader can go 2 the void!
above - fa-reak-ee!
magazine - ur tllng me
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complete - i think its the star wars cnvntn. all the adults r hyped.
glory - star wars? whts star wars?
above - its a bnch of movies sweetie
teeth, fire, smelly, and complete have been kicked out of the chatroom by above
above - ok ppls we need 2 work on our plan 2 put gazzy in2 a pink dress
magazine - i no where it is. itll take me mayb 3 secs 2 grab it
above - good. whos going 2 put it on him?
treesap - "theruleroffunkytronakacookies - ok then. 7 ayes & 5 nays. whts gazzys pnshmnt going 2 b?
imtheauthorofthisffandyoubetterpaytribute - lets stick him in a pink dress!
imingduringfrench - *high 5vs random dude*
theultimateyakker - theres only one problem and that problem is i dont think any of us own a pink dress and if none of us own a pink dress then how can we force gazzy 2 wear a pink dress and this really is a problem and y cant we just stick him in a pink skirt itd b just as funny and
imingduringfrench - i own a pink dress. i wore it once 4 halloween
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imingduringfrench - i gotta go now bc my frnch tchr is getting suspicious but when i get home were going 2 force gazzy into a pink dress"
magazine - so how about all of us do it?
shove - wht do u mean ella itd b hard 4 all of us 2 put gazzy in a pink dress at the same time cnsdrng theres only 1 gazzy & 1 pink dress so its not like all of us hav 2 put our own pink dress on our own gazzy or anythng so only 1 of us would b able 2 do it right so who will it b unless u hav some whacky plan or smthng?
above - i thnk i know wht ella means. like 1 of us can hold gazzy down 1 of us can get the dress 1 of us can stick the dress on gazzy 1 of us can takes pics & 1 of us can get the boys right?
treesap - right. theres me ella nudge angel & u which is 5 ppl so we can do that
above - ok so heres r plan...
~ Max's POV - the foyer ~
The doorbell rang. I rushed forwards and answered the door. Standing there was a girl who was about five feet tall and had blonde hair. (A/N: -smacks Max with herring- I have blondeish brown hair, I tell you! Blondeish brown!!!) The first thing I noticed was that she looked a lot like Gazzy when he's about to blow something up. The second thing I noticed was that she was wearing a blue tie-dye shirt, shiny purple pants, and brown flip-flops that looked ready to fall apart at any second. Then she smiled. "Hi, I'm Vera, ae-kay-ae random dude. You're Max, right?"
I blinked. "Uh... hi..."
"Didn't expect me to be so short?"
"Uh... yeah..."
She smiled again. "Don't worry; I'll be able to do my part of the plan. So..."
"Um... Ella, Nudge, and Angel are this way."
I showed Vera into the kitchen.
Nudge and Ella were sitting in chairs, while Angel was on the counter. Vera said, "Hi I'm Vera ae-kay-ae random dude; we were talking in the chatroom earlier? I'm the one that's going to help you with putting a pink dress on Gazzy. So do we have everything we need?"
Ella stood up. "Hi, I'm Ella."
"Nice to meet you, Ella! Do we know where Gazzy is?"
Angel nodded. "Yeah, he's with Iggy in their bedroom, building some explosive or other." she frowned. "Something to do with cat litter, candle wax, lead strifnuts, and pentraythrito tetinate?
"You mean lead styphnates and pentaerythritol tetranitrate?"
Angel nodded, "Yeah, that."
Vera frowned. She murmured something along the lines of, "Using a primer and a booster? What are they thinking? Unless they plan on using the cat litter to spark the reaction... well, that's good and all, but they have to have a clear path through the wax. And they'd need a lighter. But if it's orange wax? Something in the dye always makes the stuff go off when you mix it with polycarbonates..."
"Okay then. Let's get to work."
~ Nudge's POV - Iggy and Gazzy's room ~
I rushed up the stairs towards Iggy and Gazzy's room. I burst through the door. "Hey Gazzy we need you to come downstairs 'cause we have something really cool to show you but we want only you to see it just yet because it has something to do with something you came up with and we want to make sure we have all of it right." I took a breath. "Oh, and a friend said that using a primer and a booster doesn't make sense unless you're planning on using the cat litter to spark a reaction but then you'd have to clear a path through the wax and you'd need a lighter unless you use orange wax because something in the dye makes it go off when you mix it with polycarbonates."
They stared at me dumbfounded. Well, Gazzy stared at me; Iggy stared somewhere over my right shoulder. "C'mon!" I told Gazzy. "You're going to be late for what we have to show you and then Max and them will get really mad 'cause we've spent forever making this just perfect and you already know but let me remind you that we based it on one of your ideas and we want to make sure we got it right and all."
I grabbed his hand, and pulled him the door and down the stairs.
~ Ella's POV - Ella's bedroom - about five minutes earlier ~
I dived deep into my super messy closet and came up with the pink dress that I'd grown out of a couple years ago. I'd worn it once for Halloween. I would've thrown it away years ago, but I'd forgotten I had it.
Then I grabbed my camcorder off of my nightstand. This is going to be so funny! I thought to myself. I darted out my door and down the stairs.
~ Angel's POV - the living room ~
Ella came running down the stairs, with a pink dress and camera in hand. She was thinking This is going to be so funny!
She tossed me the pink dress, and I dived over the couch, so I was hiding behind it, against the wall. Ella whisper-yelled, "Go! Go! Go! C'mon Nudge, we need to get Gazzy down here!"
~ Vera's POV - the living room ~
Ella rushed up the steps, and I had an idea. I darted into the kitchen, grabbed a big bowl, grabbed all of the sprinkles, put all of them into the bowl, and then darted back to the living room.
I stowed the bowl of sprinkles behind the couch next to Angel, who was holding the pink dress. I whispered to her, "Don't touch these! I have a plan."
Then I shoved myself behind the TV. When you're 4'11.5" and really, really thin, it isn't that hard to jam yourself into a space six by twelve inches big.
~ Max's POV - the living room ~
While Nudge ran up the stairs, I made sure everyone was where they should be. Ella slid underneath the coffee table, camera in hand. I could tell she was already filming. I sat on the couch which Angel was situated behind.
Let the games begin I thought.
~ Gazzy's POV - Iggy and Gazzy's room ~
Iggy and I were talking about lead styphnates and pentaerythritol tetranitrate, AKA PETN, when Nudge sprang through the door. She said, "Hey Gazzy we need you to come downstairs 'cause we have something really cool to show you but we want only you to see it just yet because it has something to do with something you came up with and we want to make sure we have all of it right." She took a breath.
"Oh, and a friend said that using a primer and a booster doesn't make sense unless you're planning on using the cat litter to spark a reaction but then you'd have to clear a path through the wax and you'd need a lighter unless you use orange wax because something in the dye makes it go off when you mix it with polycarbonates."
We both stared at her. She looked hurried, and said, "C'mon! You're going to be late for what we have to show you and then Max and them will get really mad 'cause we've spent forever making this just perfect and you already know but let me remind you that we based it on one of your ideas and we want to make sure we got it right and all."
Iggy and I were startled beyond words. What does Nudge know about explosives? Then she grabbed my hand and dragged me down the stairs.
~ Third person-slash-sometimes-maybe-omniscient POV - the living room ~
Max watched as Nudge dragged Gazzy down the stairs. Ella watched through the camcorder lens as Nudge dragged Gazzy down the stairs. Vera watched from behind the TV as Nudge dragged Gazzy down the stairs. Angel looked under the couch and watched as Nudge dragged Gazzy down the stairs. They all watched.
Gazzy looked around confusedly. "What is it you wanted to show me?"
Suddenly, Max grabbed Gazzy's shoulders and wouldn't let him move from where he was. Ella jumped up from under the coffee table, getting every inch of what was happening. Angel dived out from behind the couch at the same second that Vera dived out from behind the TV. "Angel!" Vera whisper-shouted, and Angel threw her the pink dress.
Then Vera whisper-yelled, "Nudge! Get the stuff from behind the couch!
Angel ran up the stairs. Vera jogged over to Gazzy and shoved the pink dress over his head. Then Nudge began pouring sprinkles all over Gazzy, and Vera helped her.
Upstairs, Angel ran down the hall, banged open Fang's door, dragged him out into the hallway, and then did the same to Iggy. Then she led them through the hall and down the stairs, pulling them along because they were resisting.
Back in the living room, Nudge and Vera were pouring millions upon millions of sprinkles all over Gazzy. Then the boys came down the stairs. Fang saw Gazzy and cracked up. "What?" Iggy asked. "What is it!?"
Nudge, seeing that they would soon run out of sprinkles, ran through the house until she found where all of the craft-making stuff was hidden. Then she grabbed all of the bottles of sparkles she could find, and ran back to the living room.
While Ella was videotaping Gazzy being "sprinkled" on, she explained to Iggy that, "We shoved Gazzy into a pink dress and now we're dumping sprinkles all over him. I'm videotaping it."
Then Iggy burst out laughing. Running back into the room, Nudge dumped the bottles of sparkles into the near-empty bowl of sprinkles.
Angel and Nudge both started pouring sparkles over Gazzy, and Vera did when there were no sprinkles left. Ella told Iggy, "Since they ran out of sprinkles, now they're using sparkles."
Then Max had an idea. "Angel! Nudge! Vera! Hold Gazzy down! I'll be right back!" Then she rushed up the stairs. The three of them easily held Gazzy down, thought he did put up quite a fight.
Max darted through her, Ella's, and Nudge and Angel's rooms, grabbed certain items of feminine clothing. She darted back down the stairs and began throwing panties and bras onto Gazzy. His arms trapped by the despicable pink dress, Gazzy could do nothing about it.
Ella said, "Now Max's throwing panties and bras all over Gazzy."
They ran out of sparkles, but Vera realized that there were a bunch of sprinkles all over the floor; so she grabbed the sprinkles off of the floor and began putting them back into the bowl. Then she started dumped handfuls of sprinkles over Gazzy's head.
At that moment, Dr. Martinez, Jeb, and The Voice walked in the door from the Star Wars convention. Dr. Martinez has on a Star Wars t-shirt, Jeb had a Star Wars baseball cap and mini-flag-thing, and The Voice, well, The Voice had manifested as a pink fluffy cloud-like thing, and had STAR WARS ROX! written in big letters with a Sharpie all over its body-thing.
Dr. Martinez's purse slid from her grasp. Startled and angry-ish, she asked, "What is the meaning of this!?"
(Back in the chatroom...)
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spanish - can some1 please tell me wht hppnd in the living room jst now?
treesap - it was maxs fault
treesap has left the building, stage right
spanish - -blinks- who was tht?
above - a friend. ahh listen mom... gazzy was all like being mean and we decided 2 pnsh him u no? so we came up w/ this plan 2 stick him in a pink dress that ella owned & then vera tht the grl who jst lft she came up w/ the idea of pttng sprnkls & sprkls all over him and i dcdd it would b even funnier if we dmpd all of our bras and panties over him and ella was vdtpng the entire thng...
teeth - wow max u sounded a lot like me jst then bc u no how ill tlk 4 like hrs on end w/out stppng 4 a breath or anythng and im talking w/out commas & periods and whtvr &
above - we no wht u mean nudge.
magazine - -drinks some light tropical punch- ew this stuff is gross
spanish - no sdtrckng Ella!
listen - egad! a caps lttr!
above - ow! u just ylld tht in my head!
spanish - this rlly isn't the time...
Cliffie! I realize that most of this chapter was dominated by real-world happenings; but do you realize how many words it takes to describe a birdkid getting stuff into a pink dress without making it sound utterly detail-less? Anyway, this chapter isn't as long as the last one, but it's still pretty long. I actual got it done before Thursday! Yippee! Lol. I hope to have the next chapter done by Friday. Suggestions, ideas, criticisms, flames, errors, etc. just review. Review anyway! Whether you loathe it, adore it, or something somewhere in between, review! Oh, and if you review, I'll put a new chapter up sooner! :) Check my flow, mwah. (Sorry, the waiter didn't just take my table and give it to Jessica Simps.)