Muahahahaha! I'm feeling different today, so I want to write a long A/N. Okay? I have very mixed emotions that will randomly pop up today, I hate it. Why me?
Yeahh, now I don't want a long A/N. So, I own nothin'
Nikki:Hey. I just ate a MiniWheat, it was two combined! Hehe.
Alicia:Hey! Was sup? Who put Owl City on? (We now play music)
Nikki:Me! Something wrong with that!
Alicia:Nooo. *goes to hide*
Nikki:Ugggh. Today will be no fun. I know it. First review from Invader jrek.
Invadr jrek
OK I REALLY hope my date is something you'll get. Dib: Fight Kronos.
Nikki:Oh yeah, I still have to get him here, don't I?
Alicia:Yes. We get to talk to W.T. Dude!
Nikki:Yeah, wait. Where is everyone? GET OUT HERE NOW, OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!
Everyone else:O.O *runs out into open*
Nikki:Good. *gets out remote; turns on TV with other camera**screen shows a figure in shadows* Hey W.T. We need the PJO cast here.
W.T.: Okay*presses button*
PJO cast:*crash through ceiling, window, comes in door*
Nikki & Alicia:*fangirl squeal*
Percy:What are we doing here?
Alicia:*glomps Nico*
Nikki:You're here for my questionnaire. The girl hugging Nico is my friend Alicia. My name's Nicole, but call me Nikki. Now, where's Dib?
Dib:Should I be afraid?
Nikki:Maybe... Probably, he is the titan of time.
(Just so you know Kronos is in Luke's body right now)
*arena appears with Kronos in it. He has his scythe. He and Dib fight, he stops time around them, slices Dib*
Nikki:I hope you're satisfied with that fight.
Zim sing "When Your Evil" By Voltaire.
Nikki:I'm pretty sure you already made him sing this. *checks* Yes, yes you did.
Zim:Zim does not have to sing the stupid pig-smelly song?
Nikki:No you don't. Next is Nat Kicker of Shins.
Nat Kicker of Shins
I'm bored.
No epic intro today.
Nikki:Aww, an epic intro would've made me feel less like crap.
Alicia:*pounding away at censoring machine with W.T. Dude* Hey, you said crap. It worked. *high-fives W.T.*
Nikki:Alicia... Why?
Alicia:I like to curse.
Nikki:Ughhh, I was starting to feel less like crap, which is why I'm doing this right now!
Alicia:Sorry. *backs into kitchen draging Nico along*
Percy:What's she going to do to Nico?
Nikki:Nothing bad, I hope. We're only in the 12-15 range. Nope, not telling my real age.
Dib: Awww...your face didn't get clawed off...*sniff* LOOKIT! A DISTRACTION! *points and draws a smiley face on his forehead*
Dib:*looks at where Nat's pointing*
Nikki:Nice face. Thanks, that made me feel a little less like crap.
Dib:What?*grabs mirror* Oh. * desperately tries to get it off*
Nikki:*chuckling* That won't work. *changes song to I Want Candy Dead* Yay, I love this song.
Zim: Ohai. *kicks in the shin* WHEEEE IVE LIVED UP TO MY NAME!
Zim:Why did you kick Zim in the shin? *holds shin*
Nikki:*chuckles; singing along to song*
Hm. You will sing...Goodnight Moon by Heyhihello! I have no idea. It's 11:23 at night and I don't know what else to do.
Zim:Whatever.
Nikki:*whispering to Alicia* Did he give up on putting a fight?
Alicia:I thinks so.
Zim:
she said it's three AM
and everybody else is fast asleep in bed
and i can't seem to find the switch to turn the lights off
even though you need to fall asleep
Goodnight moon
I'll close my eyes, okay, alright and say
Goodnight to the shadows on the wall
We're drifting through the empty streets with weightless feet
singing goodnight to the moon
i think you're cute when you are dreaming
all about the city lights around
and when you wake up after daybreak
so will everyone who lives in town
they'll say, "did you see when Rocket Number Nine took to the open skies late last night?"
they'll say, "it flew beyond the atmosphere and took pictures of the brilliant northern lights!"
Goodnight moon
I'll close my eyes, okay, alright and say
Goodnight to the shadows on the wall
We're drifting through the empty streets with weightless feet
singing goodnight to the moon
Turn around, you can turn the car around girl
because there's something that's caught my eye
and I've been writing it down, girl
in case you ever said goodbye
You'll have to wait and see
when you open your eyes wide
how does you feel
after a night long car ride?
Goodnight, moon...
Nikki:Good song. *looks around* Where's Gaz?
Gaz:*in the shadows, playing her GS2* Here.
Nikki:Oh.
Gaz: I don't think anyone has dared you yet...probably from fear. Well. I have no such fear. No video games for the rest of the chapter.
Nikki:*takes games, consoles; puts them in locked weapon closet* You'll get them back next chapter.
Gaz:*clenches fists; punches wall*
Nikki:*sighs deeply*
I don't CARE about the pain.
Red: BAD LLAMA. Foo. Eat this meat.
Red:*is in Nikki's nightmare world*
Nikki:I have to get him out, don't I. *sigh* It makes me feel better to have Red in pain.
Alicia:What does this do? *holds up ray-gun*
Nikki:I'm not sure, aim it at Zim.
Zim:What?
Alicia:*aims and shoots at Zim*
Zim:*sighs, like in love; stares at Nikki*
Nikki:Oh, where'd you find that?
Alicia:The 'Don't Touch Room.'
Nikki:Alicia! When it says don't touch, Don't Touch!
Alicia:Sorry, I fix it. *sets to different; shoots Zim*
Zim:What happened to Zim?
Nikki:Nothing.
Red:Hey, I'm back. Why?
Nikki:Nat called you a llama and told you to eat the meat. So eat!
Red:*eats* It burns!
Purple: *not impressed face* I dislike you. Watch SESAME STREET. SEEESSSAAMMEE. Or telletubbies. Whatever is worse.
Nikki:How about both? *points to Purple* You must watch two shows, for little kids.
Purple:Why? No nevermind. It's a dare. *watches* What the? Those shows are soooo stu-
Alicia:*covers Purple's mouth with hand* We get it.
Nikki:Finally they get that they have to do this.
Alicia:Hey, where'd Nico go?
Nico:*is hiding in a closet*
Nikki:We'll find him later, onto the review.
Alicia: How...how did you manage to get into the warehouse and...*facepalm; drags Nny back*
Alicia:Like I said, I don't know. I was running past there and said something about Nny. Good thing I run pretty fast and know hiding spots.
Nikki:I swear you could be either Dionysus or Hermes daughter.
Alicia:I know.
Nikki: Left 4 Dead is AMAZING. *smiles evilly* You can torture Karl anyway you want to as my present!
Nikki:I get to torture? *drags Karl to weapon room* (the rest you don't wanna know, but I kept him alive)
Karl: SHMEHHEHHEH.
ALRIGHTY! BU-BYE!
Gir:Byes!
Kat:Bye!
Nikki:*jumps* Where'd you come from?
Kat:I was here the whole time.
Nikki:Oh, byes.
Alicia:Bye.
Everyone else:Help!
Nikki&Alicia:Shut up!
Meh, that's it, I guess. For now... :)
Byes.
