The Starr Chronicles!

To Raliena: Hey Raliena! Good to hear from you again! I missed you! Glad to have you back! You got quite a bit of reading to catch up on indeed, girl. Anyway, I'm very glad you enjoyed the last chapter and I hope you enjoy this new one.

To soulstress: Yeah, I'm kinda proud I got Kelly and Duncan in one chapter. I'm glad you liked that. Yeah, Wanda smacking Todd around is funny, despite the fact that Todd's one of my favorite characters. He'll get himself a girl in this fic though, so things will look up for the Toadmeister. Anyway, I'm still planning to use your bunny attack idea, so I hope that makes you happy. Kelly and Duncan are such jerks, aren't they? They do deserve the butt-kickings they get all the time. Anyway, I'm surprised you had nothing to say about the evil alien that resembled Todd. I know what college is like, because it's starting up for me as well. Anyway, I'm glad you liked the last chapter, and I hope you like this brand new one!

To Red Witch: Yeah, an evil alien Todd is the last thing that Bayville needs. Remember those e-mails I sent you about this story? This is just the start. Anyway, I'm glad you liked the last chapter, and I hope you enjoy this new chapter!

Disclaimer: "Please, Please, PLEASE, Don't go!" - James Brown.

Chapter 7: Observing and Torture!

The Skies over Bayville

The mysterious alien who bore an uncanny resemblance to Todd flew over the skyline of Bayville.

"Such a primitive city…" The alien sneered. "They don't even have simple hovercars, and an idiot could build one of those! Heh, these Earthlings are practically begging me to take over their world and crush their puny selves with my bare hands. And it shall be so." He landed on the roof of a skyscraper. "This world shall fall, and Roxor the Ravager shall shall be known as the single greatest evil being that ever roamed this universe. AHHHHHH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

In orbit around Earth

"He's here." A voice said on board a shrouded spacecraft. "Roxor is here. And he plans to massacre another planet."

"We can't let that happen. If we don't catch him here, then he will be able to ravage space forever." Another voice said.

"Compared to what Roxor has done, our other prisoner is harmless." The first voice chuckled. "All she's done is steal things."

"Hey, I want my phone call! You said I could have my phone call, and I wasn't given it yet!" Another voice, a feminine one, exclaimed.

"Will you give her her phone call so she will shut up about it?!" The second voice snapped.

The Xavier Institute

"Wow…" Tabby stared at Paul with glazed eyes. "What a life…" The X-Girls all sat around the 80s-dressed Paul Starr, listening with smiles at his stories. The other X-Men were watching with amazement. Scott Summers watched with a scowl.

I don't like this. Scott scowled. I don't like it. Not one bit. The Brotherhood must have sent him here, but for what? If it is to get information, then they sent someone effective. It's pretty obvious this guy's a mutant, but what kind of powers does he have? It seems he has some kind of charm ability, based on the way the girls are fawning over him. I'd better keep an eye on this guy. Something tells me that Paul Starr is nothing but trouble.

"You are something, sugah." Rogue said to Paul.

"I'm just a humble Hollywood kid." Paul shrugged. "Nothing special." Craig noticed Scott stare at Paul intensely.

"You got a problem, Four-Eyes?" Craig growled at Scott. Scott sneered.

And this guy is just nothing but a thug. Hard to believe this street riff-raff and that retro moron are related, much less identical twin brothers. "What do you want?" Scott scowled at Craig. Craig shot him a dirty look.

"You'd better watch yourself around my brother, Shades." Craig warned. "You seem like the type who can't handle those who don't follow him around like a puppy. Neither me nor him follow you, Glasses. To be honest, I don't like you. And if you try anything on those that I do like, I can't be held responsible for what will happen to you at my hands." Scott gulped.

"Poor you, Paul. At least you have your brother." Jean smiled.

"Yeah. Until my powers emerged, I never knew I had a brother. You see, Craig there and I have the ability to communicate with each other and track each other telepathically." Paul smiled. "We both have the same powers. We can both fire purple lasers from our right eyes, and we can hypnotize people." Paul laughed. "That power saved my butt." He saw Craig and Scott. "Oh look, Craig made a friend."

"Scott, quit hassling him, will you?" Jean said. "Leave him alone."

"Heh, it's pretty obvious who wears the pants in that relationship." Craig smirked at Scott.

"Why don't you go get yourself shot?" Scott scowled.

"Sorry, Shades. I don't do requests." Craig replied simply. He left the house.

"Be careful, Craig." Paul called.

"Yeah, yeah." Craig mumbled.

The Brotherhood House

"I wonder how the Starr Brothers are doing." Fred asked as he watched wrestling with Todd.

"Knowing our luck yo, they probably saw the X-Geeks' mansion and decided to stay." Todd grumbled. The boys heard the door slam. It was Craig. "Let me guess, you decided to become an X-Geek?"

"No way. That Scott guy burns me up." Craig grumbled. Wanda walked into the room.

"Hey Cuddlebumps." Todd grinned. Wanda scowled and waved her hand. "AAGH!!" A book hit him in the face. "Love hurts, yo…"

"I battered him all day and he keeps on coming." Wanda grumbled. What is the Toad made out of?! The foursome heard screaming outside.

"HELP ME!!!" Principal Kelly squashed himself against the window. "AAAAAAAAGHH!!!" He got blasted from behind by a sandblaster, wielded by a cackling Lance. "Stop blasting me! It hurts! AIEEEEEEEEE NOT THERE!!!! NOT THERE!!!!"

"WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! THIS ROCKS!!!! WHOOOO!!!!" Lance screamed. He then turned it off and went back inside. "Your turn, Fred."

"Hey look at that!" Todd laughed.

"AAAAAGH!!!! EVIL BUNNIES!!!!" Kelly screamed as he raced by the window, covered in bunnies.

A road in Bayville

"Oh yeah, what a great night to drive. And my car, like me, is hot!" Duncan Matthews grinned as he drove his car down the road. He then heard growling. "What…" He turned around. "AAAAGH!!!! NOT THE DOGS AGAIN!" The Rottweilers leapt out of nowhere and started mauling him, making the car swerve. Duncan screamed as the car crashed into the back of a manure truck, and the dogs leapt out. Manure spilled out of the truck, all over a screaming Duncan. "AAAAAGH!!! MANURE!!! I HATE MANURE!!!!"

Well, looks like some more insanity is here! What madness will happen next? What is Roxor up to? What is Scott's problem? Who are those aliens? How will Kelly and Duncan get brutalized next? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!