Teach Us! Sieghart Sensei! Chapter 7: Don't ever diss someone's speech in front of the speech-giver.
Ryota: Heya everybody! Welcome to the 2nd part of the Vegan vs. Carnivorous arc of this story! (Is it supposed to be called an arc?) This part ensues Gran, supporting the "Meat Team", and Eclipse, supporting the "Vege Team". Commence at once!
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Teach Us! Sieghart Sensei! Chapter 7: Don't ever diss someone's speech in front of the speech-giver.
Re-cap!
Elesis and Lire got into an argument of Meat and Vegetables/Fruits (though the fruit wasn't mentioned), and giving the poor pig that Elesis was eating in class a proper burial, though Elesis could just say eating it was a proper burial for it.
Lass started his own News Show for the Academy with Zero as the cameraman, and Arme as the newly-hired weather girl, and Rin getting fired for preserving junk food in his refrigerator (once again, the refrigerator was not mentioned, nor the fruit).
The Cherry Addict and Sadist had a giant face-off with the Sadist fainting, but not being caught.
Elesis and Lire made huge impactual (is that a word?!) statements while Lass was flinged half-way across the debate room by Rufus's/ The Sadist's name sticker.
As the Moon beckons in front of the Sun, and grand battle will begin between Eclipse and Gran….
Got it memorized? (Copyrighted to Axel from KH, a completely different game.)
Eclipse walked formally into debate stand, while Gran simply just ….walked into his debate stand.
"I'm Eclipse" Eclipse said.
"I'm Gran" Gran said.
"….."
"I'm gonna start with a speech!" Eclipse exclaimed.
Everybody groaned, and then was showered with The Author's Specially Made Soy Sauce.
Everybody cheered out of fear.
"Good! So *ahem* Today we gather, to determine our battle of Meat (Eclipse glares at Team Carnivorous Warriors) and Vegetables. I have one thing to say of what side I support, and that is VEGETABLES AND FRUITS! Meat is a horrible, horrible, thing. All the animals that are made into food are eaten, only to look forward to the prospect of being turned into disgustingly, horrifying, and stinky, bad, horrendous, evil, awful, outrageous, distasteful, detestable, foul, hideou-"Eclipse was then cut off by Gran.
"ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! WE GET THE POINT NO NEED FOR ALL THE SYNONYMS!" Gran yelled.
Eclipse glared at Gran and continued "-s, waste. I don't think ANYONE wants to feel ending up like THAT!" Eclipse said. "Our species has gone on living the age of meat and carnivores! The time of Vegetables and Fruits are upon us! We must act now or all of our precious buddies in the outside and inside lands will disappear due to human and demon consumption! We must also rid ourselves of all the pollution in the sea and ground! LONG LIVE THE VEGETARIANS!" Eclipse finished with a yell.
Nobody applauded.
They got The Author's specially Made Soy Sauce splashed on them.
"Now if you agree APPLUAD!" Eclipse yelled.
Everybody applauded, probably out of fear.
"Yes, yes, yes, that was all goodie, goodie, goodie, of you Ms.Eclipse," Gran said with a smug look. "But your way out of this world to have this whole place be full vegetarian,"
"How so?" Eclipse asked.
"Because in a world infested by vegetables would be….." (Simple anime formatted animation GO) Please imagine the following scene with a Simple Anime Formatted Animation of Gran and other effects.
"Let's say you walk to the lunch lines, and you see some barbecue sauced chicken in it, some would simply go take it. However, the line is very long, and by the time you get there all the BBQ chicken would be gone," Gran breathed in "So you see what else they're serving, and what you see horrifies you. Nothing but vegetables-Broccoli, Lettuce, Carrots, Tomatoes, and all the other horrifying sites of them. When you look at the BBQ chicken, you see it is nearly gone, but the line is still as long as ever. So to solve this problem, you massacre down everybody in front of you, in order to get to your BBQ chicken, when you finally slash down the last person to get the Chicken, you see your best friend grabbing it," As Gran said that, it showed a simple-animated Zero grabbing the last BBQ chicken with a very huge smug smile on his face and the simple-animated Gran falling to his knees while waterfalls of tears fall out of his eyes.
"You begin to wallow in despair that the last meat in the whole lunch line was taken, and you walk over sadly to the Farmlands, and take as much as possible. You feel saddened from losing the last BBQ Chicken to your best friend. As you sit down and begin to dig in, you see yourself in a full forest, chewing on the piece of leaf that'll keep you alive. As you chew you see a rabbit pass by, and your carnivorous instincts activate to chase it,"
As Gran said this, the simple-animated Gran got into a cat position and chased the simple-animated rabbit on all fours with a screen-to-screen animation.
"When you finally get the rabbit, you slash it open, in anticipation for all the flesh inside, but when you look inside the rabbit, you see all its organs and blood has been replaced by tomatoes, tomato juice, and bunches of connected celery. You begin to sob as you dig into the rabbit, realizing that its skin was also made of lettuce and cabbage, with an eye on an olive, when you realize that you're still sitting at the lunch table you still feel that tangy celery in your mouth. You look over to your best friend to see him chewing happily on the BBQ Chicken," The simple-animated Zero was chewing the BBQ Chicken with a smile and large blushes on his cheek while the words "OM NOM NOM" appear near his mouth.
"Your face begins to form a more evil change, and you pounce on your best friend knocking him out and taking his piece of chicken, then the ones who had their friends take their piece of Chicken pounced on them, and stole it, soon all humans and demons have formed an all out war for the rightful pieces of meat in the world, while the ones who couldn't fight or get it suffered in their forest fields,-
"-leading ultimately to the worlds destruction," Gran finished, crying.
Everybody else got up and applauded like crazy.
"That speech was so much better than that crappy speech you gave huh?" Gran whispered to Eclipse from under his covered crying eyes, he hid a sneer.
An imaginary blast of wind hit Eclipse in order to add dramatic effect.
"He-He just called my speech crappy…he's right! My speech IS crappy…BUT I WILL NOT TAKE THAT FROM GRAN!" Eclipse thought angrily. "RAAAAH!"
Eclipse cried as she pounced on Gran and started to beat him relentlessly by using whatever means necessary, from Soy Sauce, to Slaps, to even a random Eyeteeth that randomly appeared in Eclipse's hand.
~A few minutes of beating later~
"…and THAT is why vegetables and fruits must be beaten, I mean eaten," Eclipse said as she held up Grans somewhat lifeless body up by his shirt.
Everybody gave a scattered applaud,
"Hmm?"
Everybody applauded like crazy.
On another note let's see what Reporter Lass and Cameraman Zero are battling with their Pokemon in a double battle, wait, what?
Reporter Lass was watching the debate in interest as he squirted a whole bottle of cherry syrup with bunches of actual cherries into his bowl of Dio Ramen
"It's not Dio, its Shio!" The Shio Ramen said.
He also had Kaze'Doggeh in his lap, petting him like some evil mastermind.
"I wonder how this debate will end, and Rufus said he'll come in at any moment to openly and dramatically voice his opinion," Lass said as he began to slurp up his Dio Ramen.
"Hey, Boss…" Kaze'Doggeh began.
"Hrm? What is it?" Lass replied.
"There's some kind of Time Bomb under our seat," Kaze'Doggeh said as he jumped off Lass's lap and safely onto Zero's Camera.
"Wait, Wha-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Lass screamed as he was once again, blown across the debate room.
Elsewhere a Sadist chuckled evilly.
In another area The Genius Mari, and the Vegetarian Werewolf Stalker, Ryan, began to walk towards the debate stands.
Ryota: AND END! That was it for the 2nd M vs. V arc! I just noticed Asin had the longest Braid/Ponytail in the whole game and I never bothered to make a joke about it.
Next time! The Genius and The Vegetarian Werewolf Stalker face-off!
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