Yes we like calling Shikamaru Shika...read along now...

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"How troublesome…" Shika commented when the gang chose him to come up a plan. "Oh please Shika, you have 200 IQs, and that's exactly what we need now." Ino reasoned. "Yes my youthful friend, you do have 200 youthful, brilliant IQs, but if you need help, I will be glad to help you fulfill your youthful springtime dreams!" Lee interrupted. "YOU SHUT UP!" The two bloodthirsty beasts yelled and planted another 2 bumps on Lee's head. Shika stood up, "I'll think of something soon, but I need a nice, long sleep first." Ino stood up and before he could step out the door, Ino dragged him back. "Now THINK!" Shika though for a really long time, Lee had many attempts to break the silence and add some youthfulness to this long, dreadful moment, but was silenced by Sakura's cold glare. "Ok this is all I can think of, a blind date…" but then Ino jumped on him, "Oh Shika that's a brilliant Idea!" Shika suddenly turned red. "Umm…ya anyways we can make sure Neji sees Tenten so he would get worried and confess faster…mean while, we also get a date for Neji and make sure Tenten sees that too." Ino was hugging him so tight it was suffocating him. "I..no..can't …breath!" "Huh? Oh gomen! Anyways who's gonna be the blind date for tenten?" Lee jumped on a desk. "Me of course!" the gang looked at each other, "I guess we don't have any other choices…"Lee smiled creepily."Ahohoho!! My youthful friends! I knew you would need my help! No matter, for I will forgive you for treating me as a portable punching bag for the last few weeks!" he said proudly. "ya ya whatever!" Ino and Sakura said dragging Lee out the door. At Ino's house, they dyed Lee's hair golden blonde, curled it and gave him a matching mustache that made him look even more retarded. "Do I look stunning my youthful friends?!"



"...PWAHAHAHAHA!" the girls couldn't help but laugh for Lee looked way more than retarded. "Ok Lee your name is Jacob Black, though Iyou might not need it but just in case! Talk in a British accent, you know how?" Sakura told him. "Of course, now how's the weather today? I believe it is rather stuffy, do you not agree?" Lee said in a supposedly British accent but sounded much like dreadful Mexican. Sakura and Ino banged their heads on the wall.

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"I saw you yesterday, walking with such grace. Your beautiful, divine aura mesmerizing me, your deep chestnut eyes never failed to leave me breathless, your silky, tangle less hair that's molded into two perfect buns always make me smile. How I wish I can touch your fair, soft face. May I please have the honor to meet you this Friday at 7 pm in Konoha Park? I can not live with out you. Please do come!" Ino read out while Lee stood beside the gang with a smile of pride on his now, more moronic face. "Do you like it? I have worked very hard on it, expecially the part where I had to leave out the youthfulness, it's like losing a limb!" he said now in a tearful face. "How nice, but really this is really cheesy!" Ino said and was about to throw it away but Sakura stopped her. "leave it, we don't have any time to write another one, Naruto! Deliver this to Tenten, while we think about how to get Neji to the park too…" She said sealing the letter in a fancy, pink envelope.

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"You delivered it?" Sakura said as soon as he got back. "Ya I did! I never knew Tenten lived in a mansion, and so white too!" Naruto replied not noticing the rest of the gang's vicious expressions. "Now that yo mention it, why did Tenten's mailbox say HYUGA?" he asked, no one could be so dense, this was something only the infamous ramenboy can do. "NARUTO YOU BAKA!!" the two girls yelled and two giant bumps 

grew on his head. After that they made a new copy and decided Shika was trustworthy and wouldn't make such a titanic mistake.

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When Shika came back, they decided Neji's blind date should be one of Ino's long distantce friends who was arriving in konoha tomorrow. "We can use Yumi Hasaki(the name was randomly picked,I don't even think Hasaki is a name, honestly...), she's one of my long distance friends, she's a real good actor and she's coming to Konoha tomorrow to see me, she said she's gonna stay for a week so that's enough time! I'm sure she'll be happy to help!" Ino said restlessly. "that's perfect! Now we have to write Neji a letter…"

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Neji woke up with the sun piercing through his blank pale eyes. He walked downstairs. "Ohayo Neji-san." Hinata said. "Ohayo." He mumbled sitting down. "the mails sir."said one of his servants. "thanks." Neji scanned through them carelessly until something pink caught his eyes. He immediately ripped it and what it contained almost made him scream. Someone was stalking Tenten, and he was the only who could protect her. Being distracted by the letter, he didn't see the second letter that was for him.

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I do have time so I'll go and see how this person really is, judging by the letter, he sound like a total retard.Tenten thought after reading the letter.

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It was Friday, Lee was wearing a Tux, he looked moronic, When Tenten walked into the park, he did exactly what Ino and sakura (who was hiding behind a bush with the rest of the gang spying.) told him to, except in a 

more moronic fashion. He went up to her, and kissed her hand. "my beautiful!" Neji was watching from a well hidden spot. His heart had already sank when Tenten showed up, he hadn't expected her to. And now, that thorn in his heart pierced through deeper. How could that fool kiss her and she do nothing about it? Well Tenten wanted to punch him, but half the town was watching them. Neji jumped off the tree and walked away not being able to bear the pain. If Tenten loves him then I won't interfere, he thought. But someone jumped on him. He could tell it was a girl because he heard her scream "you came! Oh I knew you would come!" Neji was bewildered and he was only meters away from Tenten and his new found 'love'. Tenten looked at him, confused and there was a twinge of agony in her eyes. "Who are you?!" Neji asked the girl. "Oh, did you not get my letter? I'm Yumi Hasaki, I fell in love with you the first time I saw you, I guess you can call it love at first sight…" she said with a cheerful face. The gang was surprised, she really was an actress, she was never prepared for this to happen. Then Yumi kissed Neji's cheeks as planned, and roped her slender arms in to his and dragged him away then turned her head to Tenten and gave her a wicked smile that says he's mine , as planned. Neji surprised and too shocked to even think, couldn't make his body move, and run to Tenten, dragged miserably by someone he never met before. Tenten had a urge to cry but held it in, she slapped 'Lee' and ran away toward her house. Why? Why did Neji do nothing, he tried to kiss me at the dance, was that all a lie? Neji doesn't love me. Though I thought he did, I'm so dumb, that girl was a million times better than me! She was so confused and angry she didn't know where she was going, and she bumped into the last person she wanted to bump into at that time, Neji. He was somehow able to escape from Yumi's grasp. "Tenten…" he said weakly. But she only looked at him with cold eyes. "How could you Neji?! Stay away from me! I hate you!" She yelled, all the tears she had been holding streaked down her face. She turned and ran away leaving him, his tears and his broken heart.



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