I think I'll just start off by saying… Croteau, I think you'll find something in this story that will REALLY amuse you ;) Teehee.
And to everyone else, sorry again for the slow update.
Please review if you have the time! :)
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Ash was
having a wonderful dream. He was being chased by hundreds of
attractive girls, all wanting the autograph and pictures of the
'Champion'. They swooned around him, kissing him on the cheek,
wrapping him in tight hugs. Brock was in a corner, crying in
jealousy. Ash grinned and turned to the girl who had him in a tight
hug. She had flaming red hair.
All of a sudden, Dawn appeared
beside him, trying to peel Misty off of him. "Ash!"
"Dawn,
what do you want?" Ash got annoyed.
"Come on, stop it," she replied grumpily, shaking his chest.
"No, can't you see I'm-"
"Get UP Ash!"
"Stop…"
"Ash!"
"ASH!"
Ash opened
his eyes groggily and found himself lying in his bed. A pair of big,
dark blue eyes stared down crossly at him.
He pushed Dawn's
hands lightly off his chest and turned around onto his side. The
dream was too good to stop, and he was eager to recommence it.
Dawn
rolled her eyes and walked around to the other side of the bed to
face him. "Get up, Ash," she said, now yanking his arm, trying to
drag him out. "It's your birthday! The party is going to start
soon!" Dawn, being the tiny girl she was, failed epically at
pulling the growing beast that was Ash from his bed. She sighed, got
up onto his bed, and sat crossing her legs by his.
"Come on,
sleepy head. You've got to be up." Dawn shook him vigorously.
"No," Ash muttered stubbornly into his pillow. He peered at his alarm clock. "Why do I have to get up? It's only 9:00."
"Only
9:00?" Dawn asked incredulously. "Your party starts in three
hours! You need time to get ready!"
"How? The decorations are
all up." Ash grabbed her waist and gently pushed her off the bed,
easily. He threw the covers back over his head.
Dawn, not
giving up, grabbed his feet that were peeking out from the end of the
bed and tugged with all her might. "You have to shower! Get
dressed!"
Throwing the covers off his head angrily, Ash replied,
"That would only take me 10 minutes! Let me sleep at least another
hour!"
"Aw, but I wanted to straighten your hair!"
Ash froze. "What!?"
"Yeah!" Dawn hopped excitedly. "It would look so cool! Your hair would be all skater." When he didn't reply, she added, "You'd look hot."
Ash just stared at her. "You're insane." He kicked her lightly then receded under the covers once more.
Dawn sighed indignantly and marched out of her friend's room. Ash smiled victoriously, thinking he would finally gain the extra hour or two of sleep he deserved.
Was he ever wrong.
Sudden, he felt the covers ripped off him and the bed completely, exposing him in just his pink and purple boxers.
"What the hell!?" Ash turned around angrily. His face flushed as he saw Misty standing beside Dawn, who looked thoroughly satisfied.
"Nice choice of boxers, Ketchum," Misty smiled devilishly.
Ash looked
down, mortified. He reached for the sheets to cover himself up, but
Misty held them out of his reach. I win again, she
mouthed.
"These were the last clean ones I had, okay?" Ash
replied defensively.
"I'm
sure. Come on, you should get up. It's almost ten." Misty grabbed
his hand and yanked. He couldn't resist her touch, so he went along
with her pull. Dawn stared at Misty as though she was magic.
"I
guess being a gym leader gives you a lot of muscle," Dawn mused,
shaking her head as she exited the room in front of Ash and Misty.
Misty smirked, smiling at Ash. She pushed him into the bathroom and threw a towel at him, which landed on his face.
"Shower," she commanded, shutting the door.
As Ash stripped down, he heard Dawn say, "Ash was so right about you."
"Ash
talked about me?" Ash heard Misty's voice thick with
curiosity.
"All the time!" replied Dawn. "He never shut up
about you…"
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Once he was squeaky clean and dressed to Dawn's satisfaction, Ash mulled around the house aimlessly. His best friends along with Drew were already seated in the living room, talking about the big party that was only twenty minutes away. Ash, pacing in and out of the kitchen, only starting paying attention once Dawn and May started talking about what activities would be fun to play.
"... Of course there's always the classics like Truth or Dare," Dawn was saying.
"That would definitely get interesting, wouldn't it?" May replied, giggling slightly.
"Well if you want interesting in that sense, that's where Spin the Bottle comes in."
"But what if you're with someone? Drew and I couldn't play."
Ash
stormed into the room.
"Spin the Bottle? What kind of party do
you guys think this is, a high school house party!?"
"Of
course not!" May smiled at him. "It would be fun!"
"Especially
Truth or Dare," Dawn added.
"There are a few things I'd love to ask you for Truth, Ash," said May, winking at him, and then looking at Misty obviously.
Ash glared at her. "We're not playing any stupid games like that."
"Well there's always Spin the Battle," added Brock unexpectedly from the arm chair in the corner.
"What's that?" asked Dawn curiously.
"It's like ordinary Spin the Bottle, except whoever the bottle lands in is the person you have to have a battle with," replied Brock knowledgeably.
"Is it a one on one or full party battle?" Misty asked.
"It doesn't matter, really. Usually it's just one on one, though."
"Well, I'm up for that kind of game," Ash said excitedly.
"Come on Ash," May raised her eyebrows at him. "We know you'd love to play it the normal way, and have it land on Mi-"
"Oh look, I think I see Gary!" Ash hurriedly cut May off. He shot her daggers and walked to the door, quickly followed by Dawn.
"Gary!?" Dawn said, her eyes wide.
Ash opened the door and was surprised to see Gary accompanied by a very pretty girl. She was short with tan skin, had medium-long black hair, Asian dark browns eyes and looked distantly familiar to Ash.
"Hey,
Ash!" Gary slapped his old friend on the back.
"Hey Gary!"
Ash smiled and then looked at the girl.
"This is Tiffany, I'm sure you remember her? She was in our Kindergarten class before she moved to Johto with her mom. Now she's back to live with her dad," Gary explained.
"Oh,
hey! Yeah, I thought you looked familiar," said Ash amiably. He
shook her hand and led them to the living room. "Er, yeah, we
should probably move downstairs, there isn't much room here," Ash
said as he noticed the full couches.
Gary walked towards the
basement door, opening it and letting everyone in through first. Dawn
stared at him in sight awe before turning around down the stairs. Ash
then noticed the way his hand was around Tiffany's waist and he
suspected that they were a couple. Well, this is sort of lonely,
thought Ash, slightly bitter. There's May and Drew and now Gary
and this girl. What if everyone else brings dates? Will I be the only
single one here?
Ash took
the door from Gary and watched him and his companion walk down the
stairs. He stared at Tiffany, slightly disgruntled.
Suddenly, he
felt a sharp pain on his left temple.
"Snap
out of, Ash," said Misty, looking at him with a weird look in her
eyes.
"OWCH!" Ash glared at Misty, in half a mind to poke her
sharply back in the ribs for revenge. But, he knew that wasn't
gentlemanly. He wouldn't hurt a girl, least of all Misty. "Snap
out of what?" he retorted, opting to verbally abuse her instead.
"I
saw you checking out Tiffany," the redhead replied, lifting her
eyebrows.
The insulting retorts that were forming at high speed in
Ash's mind were completely halted. "Checking out
Tiffany?"
"That's what I said, dumbass." Misty pushed Ash
down the stairs.
He almost went trampling down the staircase, but
caught himself on the ledge in time. "Jeez, Mist, calm down," he
replied, turning back to her. "I wasn't checking her out."
"You
can admit it. It's okay."
"There's nothing to
admit!"
"Then why were you staring at her?"
"I wasn't
staring at her! I was thinking! And my eyes happened to land
on-"
"Her butt?" Misty cut him off.
Ash rolled
his eyes, grabbing Misty's arm. "Shut up, for once. Let's go
down to the party." He dragged her arm, forcing her down the
stairs.
"ASH KETCHUM, DON'T YOU DARE… MANHANDLE ME LIKE
THAT!" Misty exploded at the bottom of the stairs, ripping her arm
free from his tight grasp.
The light conversation that was taking
place amongst the guests in the basement came to an abrupt halt.
Ash
didn't even notice. His eyes widened, staring at Misty
apologetically. "I'm sorry, Mist, I didn't mean to grab you
like that," he said, deepening his voice, trying to sound mature
and reassuring. He had, indeed, grabbed her arm a little more
forcefully than he had intended to.
"Sorry?" Misty narrowed
her eyes.
Ash shrunk away towards the wall. "…Yes?" he
replied timidly.
"You ABUSE ME and all I get is a SORRY?!!?"
Misty flared up again.
"Okay, what's going? Ash abused Misty?"
Drew piped up from the couch, looking around confusedly.
"Don't
take anything Misty says seriously, she's… PMS-ing right now,"
Ash growled out of the corner of his mouth to Drew.
"PMS-ING? I
AM NOT PMS-ING, ASH KETCHUM, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE HELL
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!" Misty turned away, and then wheeled around
suddenly to face him again. "I've had ENOUGH of you." She
stormed away up the stairs, leaving Ash utterly bewildered.
He
shook his head and yelled after her, "JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE FEELING
JEALOUS IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO TAKE OUT ON ME LIKE A FREAKIN'
FIVE-YEAR-OLD!"
Ash, breathing hard, turned slowly towards his
friends on the couch, who just stared awkwardly, open mouthed. Brock
got up, rolled his eyes slightly and muttered, "I'll go after
her…"
The group stared at each other for a few more awkward
seconds, until May said, "Er, why don't you come sit down,
Ash?"
Ash looked at the door for a few more seconds until the
turned and sat on one of the couches where May and Dawn made room for
him in between them.
The staircase suddenly creaked as someone
walked down them.
"Let's hope she's calmed down now," said
Drew quietly from beside May. Ash looked at the doorway fearfully,
but he calmed down once Casey appeared.
"Ash
Ketchum!?" Casey raced forward and greeted Ash, who got up once he
saw here.
"Casey! Hey! It's been way too long!"
"What's
up with Misty? She had so much steam coming out of her ears that she
didn't even recognize me when I came in through the door!" Casey
smiled slightly as she shook her head.
"She's PSM-ing,"
piped up Max, who had remained silent during the entire
incident.
Casey laughed, slightly confused as she took a
seat.
"That's what Ash said. She's PSM-ing. May, what does
PSM-ing me?" Max looked to his older sister curiously.
May
shifted uncomfortably. "It's PMS, Max, not PSM, and we'll talk
about it later," she said quickly.
"But May!" Max whined.
"You never tell me these things! Why don't you tell me
now?"
"Because now is not the time, Max," May said, getting
slightly annoyed.
"But MAY!" persisted Max.
Ash, not really
in the mood for hearing the 'facts of life' talk again, quickly
got up and mumbled incoherently about checking on Misty. He raced up
the stairs, realising he might have made a mistake. Between enraged
Misty and the facts of life talk, he'd choose the facts of life.
But then again, this would be an excuse to-
"WATCH OUT!"
Ash's thoughts were cut off as he collided rather painfully
with something, or rather, someone. A head of blonde hair obscured
his view.
"Jeez, Ash, where are you in a hurry to get to?"
Barry straightened up into his tall form, shaking out his hair. Ash
noticed he was wearing his usual traveling outfit but holding a
humungous wrapped box.
"I might ask you the same thing," Ash
replied, scratching his head. "Is that for me?" he asked his
friend, indicating the large box.
"You bet! You're going to
just love what I got you, Ash!" Barry set the gift down by the
other presents, which looked small and sad in comparison.
"Uh,
everyone's downstairs, so I'll just meet you there." Ash
smiled.
"Alrighty!" Barry headed down to the basement, leaving
Ash in search of Misty.
It wasn't
a hard search; Ash just followed the soothing voice of Brock that
ended up coming from Ash's room. When Ash entered, he found Misty
on his bed, crying. Brock was beside her rubbing her back and
speaking calmly and reassuringly to her. Jealously suddenly erupted
in the pit of Ash's stomach and he felt like going to Brock and
ripping his hands off Misty. But, Ash had self control so he remained
where he was. He acknowledged his presence by clearing his throat
awkwardly.
When Brock saw Ash, he immediately removed his hands
from Misty's back. Brock said something quietly into Misty's ear
before exiting the room. As he did so, he gave Ash a very significant
look. He muttered quietly, "I think she actually IS PMS-ing."
Ash looked
closed the door behind Brock and walked up to Misty. He sat down
beside her. Misty's face was in the opposite direction, so he
couldn't see it. He heard her snuffling, which made him believe
that she was still crying.
Ash slowly and tentatively lifted his
left arm to put it around her shoulders. His hand hovered inches over
her back for a few seconds, until he chickened out and returned it to
his side. He scolded himself mentally for being so yellow, and opted
instead to speak to her.
"Mist?" he moved his head around to
see her face, but Misty just turned away more.
"Mist, what's
wrong?" Ash's arm twitched and fidgeted, it wanting to touch and
hold Misty more than anything. He wouldn't; he couldn't. He was a
coward and he knew it. There had been a million opportunities in his
life to tell Misty how he felt about her, but each time he could
never bring himself to do it. There had been many times where all he
had to do was grab her hand or kiss her on the cheek and everything
would be resolved; there would be no need for words. Ash felt that
this moment was one of them. But, he was Ash Ketchum. He could face a
deathly hoard of Gyarados single handed with confidence, while the
simple thought of telling Misty how he felt made him sweat a gallon.
"Misty?" Ash repeated, concern ridden in his voice.
"What
do you want, Ash?" Misty said silently from behind a curtain of
hair, which was out of its usual side ponytail, fanning out down her
back.
"I want to see if you're okay, and what's
wrong."
Misty remained silent.
Do it. Do it. Come on Ash,
do it. Ash was fighting a raging battle in the back of his head.
Come on, Ketchum. Just take her hand. That's all there is to it.
But was it? What would happen, if he took Misty's hand in his?
Would she squeeze his hand back and smile at him, or would she rip it
back and yell at him? In so many ways, Misty was extremely
predictable… yet not predictable at all.
Do it, Ash. Do it.
I can't, he told the little voice furiously. I'm a
chicken. I can't do this. There's no way in hell I can do
this.
Yes, you can. You can do it. You're sixteen, for
Arceus' sake. Be the man that you are.
I'm not a man. I'm
a boy. A little, terrified boy, with as much guts as I had when I was
ten. I can't do it.
Misty was watching Ash out of the corner of her eye. She saw him flex his hand and the deepening crease in between his brows. She knew; she knew he wanted to hold her. But would he do it? Did he love her enough to do it?
Five more minutes passed.
Ash stood up and said, stuttering, that he supposed they ought to head back downstairs.
I guess not, thought Misty.
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Anyone have any suggestions for the party?
I
don't really know what I'm going to do for it, so all suggestions
are welcome and appreciated :)
But don't worry, I pretty much
know what's going to happen with out favourite couple here… ;)
