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Chapter Seven

JPOV (Jane)

I hated Aro. Never mind, I didn't want him to read that in my thoughts later. He was a wonderful master; he could have punished us much worse for being so disrespectful. Aro was a little paranoid though. We had to observe the Cullen's. He wanted us to see some of their normal behavior. One problem with that: They're never going to behave normally if we're there. Whatever, I gave up on trying to understand my master.

MPOV

I hated Emmett, but that was pretty good. I don't get the Volturi at all. All this "Yes Master" stuff was really dumb. I noticed Demetri and Felix whispering.

"...don't get him at all..."

"...totally pointless..."

"...no hunting...animals only..."

"...go thirsty..."

"So..." Emmett started "Volturi people, whatcha wanna do today?"

"Rip your head off." Jane replied sweetly

"Too bad," He said "Wrong answer. We are going to have so much fun."

"I love you Emmett!" Alice squealed as she gave him a huge hug "You're the best brother ever!"

"I know." He responded

Alice whispered something to Bella. She smiled and nodded. Edward chuckled. Carlisle noticed.

"Don't hurt them too bad guys. We don't want Aro mad at us."

APOV

Emmett rocked! He was genius! Bella agreed too! It was amazing!

Aro is on the phone in Volterra.

He mumbles something, chuckles, smiles, and says yes.

He apologizes with a chuckle and hangs up.

"Bella now." I ordered. She put up her shield; she could hold it for days so I could take my time. I nodded.

Carlisle and Esme went in the house with the Denali clan. All except Tanya, of course; she was glued to Mike. Demetri and Felix went to watch them. Alec and Jane came with us. We went to the baseball clearing. Rosalie ran back to the house to get the necessary equipment.

"Tanya," Rosalie started as she arrived, carrying three huge backpacks "Your family went home. They said you wouldn't mind and to call them later."

"Okay." She said

Felix came running. Apparently Esme and Carlisle only needed one person to observe them.

We all stopped and looked.

"Continue." He grunted

"Here's the plan." I said "I want to start by saying Bella's shield is blocking everyone except Jane, Alec, and Felix. Do not try to pull anything funny. We Cullen girls and Tanya are going to give Jane a makeover."

Instantly Felix and Alec were withering on the ground in pain.

"Sorry." Jane spat at her friends "I refuse to submit to this." She spat at me

"I don't care. Call Aro and see what he has to say."

She whipped out a tiny black cell phone. Jane dialed the number and tapped her foot impatiently.

"Hello." She spat

"Hello Miss Jane" Somebody answered with a creepy politeness

"Put me through to Master's room Gianna."

"Of course Jane; one moment please." Some light classical music played on the other end.

"Hello, dear Jane. What is concerning you?" It wasn't Aro's voice.

"Caius? Where's Aro?" Jane asked grumpily

"Aro is busy. May I help you?"

"No. I need to talk with Aro. Please." She added as an afterthought

"Aro." We heard in the background "Jane is very upset and would like to speak to you."

"Hello Jane, my dear. What troubles you? It can't be too bad if Carlisle hasn't called me yet."

"It's Alice" She said "She wants to give me a makeover."

"Yes," He chuckled "I'm sorry Jane. Good bye."

The line died.

"Haha." I mocked at Jane "I told you so."

She sent a lot of pain at me. Bella's shield blocked me.

"Take a seat Jane." Rosalie said menacingly "Cooperate and no one gets hurt."

Jasper laughed at the sudden fear Jane felt. I bounded over and gave him a hug.

Jane sat down and we got started. All the guys went and played baseball. Even Felix and Alec joined in.

EMPOV

This was going to be good. Alec and Felix were even laughing. We played four on three baseball. It worked pretty well.

Alice had made a wall of dirt in between us and them. We heard Jane moan more than once.

Then it happened. Rosalie whipped Jane into the woods with her. Alice crushed the wall. Tanya, Bella, and Nessie made a runway of leaves and twigs.

"Everybody pay attention." Alice proclaimed "We will now reveal the new and improved Jane Volturi."

The girls and I all cheered. This was really fun.

"What does she look like?" I asked Edward

"I can't tell. Bella put her shield over them."

"Dang." I said

The trees parted and Jane-I think- walked out.

FPOV (Felix)

Her short, dark brown hair was curled into little ringlets, and pinned back. She had some pink blush on and light reddish lipstick. They had even put some weird contacts in so her red eyes matched her lips.

There was one other thing. It was the first time I had seen Jane in a dress. It was light pink with reddish hems and lace. I cracked up. Emmett beat me to it. He was on the ground.

"Wow." Was all Alec could say. "Wow." He repeated.

We were all in shock. When I laughed at her anger I was hit with spasms of pain.

"Bella!" Alice said "Felix!"

The pain disappeared as soon as it came.

"Jane, Jane, Jane." Alice said "When will you learn? You are not allowed to use your power while you are here. That goes for you too, Alec. Got it?"

"Yeah." They mumbled together.

"This could be better than I thought." I chuckled. They both glared at me. I glared right back and said "Ha."

We all ran back to the Cullen's house. Jane wasn't allowed to undo her makeover until it came off on it's own.

Demetri laughed so hard when he saw her. Jane glared and he flinched.

"Why aren't I on the ground in pain?" He asked

"Bella and Alice won't let Jane or Alec use their powers. Bella's keeping her shield up." Jasper supplied

"Wow. A whole week without their powers." Demetri said, shocked "Wish I could stay to see that."

"Why can't you?" Jane demanded "Aro said we have to stay and observe."

"He just called and said I could leave. Marcus needs me in Volterra."

She glared at him again and swore.

"God, I hate Bella's stupid shield. I can't stand not being able to hurt people!"

"I love you too Jane." Demetri said as he ran out the door "Enjoy your stay at Forks!"

Jane sprinted out the door, ripping her dress in the process, and tackled Demetri. They hit the ground and rolled around shouting as Edward closed the door.

"And I thought our family had troubles." Emmett mumbled

I would like to dedicate this chapter to Nunanx3 for her great idea about the makeover.

This chapter was just so fun to write. I hope you liked it. Sorry it's straying away from Mike. I just had to write this. The next chapter will be more Mike.

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