Chapter 7: Clifford, California

"Location: Clifford, California, November 21st 2013"

The group got out the RV, and they unstrapped Gantu from the roof before heading over to a market-like building. Due to Gantu's size, he had to look into the building from outside, while everyone else was inside.

"The onion was first brought here by Clavern Maxwell in 1846, from the Canary Islands." a tour guide said unenthusiastically.

Most of the group had tears in their eyes due to many different rows of onions that had been stacked up, but Peter didn't have tears because he cried extremely rarely and was never affected by onions, and Buzz didn't have tears because his helmet was still over his head. Phil was currently crying, and Merida, who was standing nearest to him with Lil and Darwin, turned to him.

"Phil, is the anly reason yer cryin' because af the anions?" Merida asked.

Phil shook his head.

"No. I'm just bored to tears." Phil replied.

"Now follow me and we'll be entering our gift shop." the tour guide said.

The group turned around and started heading to the gift shop.

"Don't touch anything, kids." Didi said.

She slung her purse over her shoulder as she followed the group. But in the process, the purse hit one of the rows of onions, creating a chain reaction that knocked down all of the onion rows.

Once the group was done in the gift shop, they headed outside and joined back up with Gantu. As they left the building with the onions, Chuckie noticed a girl in the parking lot and attempted flirting with her, but he messed up by asking her if she was eating onions, causing her to be appalled by him and slap him before leaving. The group then took a group photo together in front of the 'World's Largest Onion' before leaving in the RV.