Neko: Sniff, sniff, I haven't cried like that in a long time.
Makenshi: Cried at what?
Neko: I watched the end of Beauty and the Beast. The part where the Beast almost dies. How sad that Belle must've felt.
Makenshi: Crying just because of a movie, how pathetic!
Neko: NANI! That's because you men are insensitive until a girl opens up to you! And you're getting an ass whooping right now! HIYA!
-Starts fighting with Makenshi-
Moogle: Neko doesn't own Final fantasy: Unlimited or Disney. If she did, Makenshi wouldn't get his ass kicked this badly. –watches the fight of Makenshi and Neko- Oh boy.
The scene opens up to Belle's house with Fungus and The Earl spying in a bush near the house.
"Oh boy, Belle is going to get the surprise of her life, huh Gaston?" Fungus asked The Earl.
"Yep, this is her lucky day!" The Earl takes his hand off of the branch and smashes in front of Fungus's face and now his has a mouth full of leaves.
The Earl turns to everyone who was still preparing for the wedding and the wedding guests.
The Earl clears his throat. "I would like to thank you all coming to my wedding. But first, I better go in thereand….propose to the girl." The Earl smirked as he made the joke.
Pist, Madoushi, and Oscha laughed heartily. While the triplets were crying hysterically.
"Now, Le Fou, when Belle comes out I want you to" The Earl explained to Fungus.
"I know! I strike up the band!" Fungus conducts the band into playing "Here comes the Bride" at a fast tempo.
Neko popped her head into the picture and said "Kids, never ever do that." And popped right back out.
The Earl slams a baritone over Fungus's head.
"Not yet!" He scolded at Fungus.
"Sowry." Fungus's tongue stuck out of the mouth piece.
Neko notices another one of her friends, Kisa-chan. A small blond hair girl came in with a shirt that said "I love Kitties" and jeans with her usual gray jacket.
"Heya Kisa-chan!" Neko waved to her friend.
"Hey Rii-san!" Kisa-chan waved her hand over to her and continued walking over to the baritone that The Earl slammed on Fungus's head. And took it off and kicked Fungus and The Earl where the sun doesn't shine.
"Thanks Rii-san!" Kisa-chan thanked Neko and carried the baritone in her arms.
"No prob! Next time engrave your name on your baritone like Mr. Weaver said!" Neko yelled back to her.
"OK!" Kisa-chan replied back walked into the darkness.
"Wait, I hate to be the one asking but are those two ok?" Neko pointed to Fungus and the Earl holding their crotches.
"The moral of this story, never take Kisa-chan's baritone." Neko laughed.
"As much as I love to see people suffer, I guess I have to heal those two up to get the fic going again. Oh well, CURAGA!" Neko snaps her fingers and The Earl and Fungus turn back to normal.
"Are you two ok now?" Neko asked them.
"Yes!" They replied back.
Neko starts walking over to them kicks both of them in the shin.
"Not anymore! HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Neko laughs at them.
"Um…Neko, what was that all about?" Yu asked me.
"Easy, when I was looking for a baritone for this chapter I found that baritone. Unfortunately, a high-schooler lost Kisa-chan's baritone so I told her I found a baritone like it and said that it was her's." Neko simply replied.
"But why did she kick The Earl and Fungus?" Yu asked Neko again.
"Because she tends to get very violent at anyone destroys what she loves, especially her love for cats. Just be glad that she didn't bite you two like she did to her brother last time when he puts fire ants in the cereal." Neko replied back.
"Now let's get this fic on the road!" Neko yelled and everyone returned to their original post.
The Earl walks up to Belle's house and knocks on the door.
Inside, Lisa was reading her book on a rocking chair. When she hears the knocking on the door. She stops reading her book and went to the door and pulled down an invention that allowed her to see who was at the door. Which reviled the ugly Earl.
Lisa sighing, she opened the door not knowing what will happen. She opened the door.
"Gaston, what a pleasant surprise." Lisa said unsurely.
"Isn't it though? I'm just full of surprises." The Earl starts to walk inside the house.
"You know Belle, there's not a girl in this town that would love to be in your shoes. But this is the day…" The Earl pauses and looks in the mirror then licks his teeth.
"Ah! This is the day that all your dreams will come true." The Earl said walking over to Lisa.
"And what do you know about my dreams Gaston?" Lisa asked backing up.
"Plenty, picture this!" The Earl sits down on the chair and puts his muddy boots on the top of the table and book. Lisa looks at the Earl in a grossly fashion way.
"A rustic cabin lodge," The Earl kicked off his boots with a hole in one of his socks.
"My latest kill roasting on the fire, and my little wife, massaging my feet, while the little ones play with the dogs." The Earl said dreamily while Lisa looked disgusted.
The Earl scoots up to Lisa's face. "Of course we'll have six or seven." He said.
"Dogs?" Lisa asked.
"No, Belle! Strapping boys! Like me." The Earl said proudly and pounded his chest.
"Imagine that." Lisa said unenthusiastically and took the book and walked over to put it back on the book shelf.
"And do you know who that little wife will be?" The Earl asked Lisa in a sly voice.
"Let me think," Lisa said with an unpleasant smile and put the book back on the book shelf.
"You, Belle!" The Earl starts to corner up Lisa.
"Gaston, I'm speechless. I really don't what to say. But I don't really deserve you." And Lisa uses her Kigen arts on The Earl and sent him flying through the roof and lands in the mud puddle. Lisa throws The Earl's boots out in the front door.
Fungus starts directing the band doing "Here comes the Bride" at a fast tempo with The Earl's leg sticking out and on top of The Earl's head was a pig. And the band ended with the tuba with a sour note.
"So how'd it go?" Fungus asked about to laugh.
The Earl starts to pick up Fungus by the neck. "I'll have Belle for my wife, make no mistake about that!" And dropped Fungus in the mud puddle.
"Touchy." Fungus said in an annoying voice while the pig snorted as if he was agreeing with him.
The Earl walks out of there and wipes his face from the mud.
Lisa poked her head out of the house. "Is he gone?" she asked the chicken who were eating the bird seed.
Then she walked out and picked up the bucket.
"Can you imagine me? The wife of that boorish, brainless," Lisa aggravated.
Lisa broke out into a song again and walked into the gates keeping the chickens and goats.
"Madame, Gaston, can't you just see it?" Lisa quickly grabs the rag and made it as a bandana. "Madame, Gaston, his little wife."
Lisa kicked the birdseed bucket and the chickens dove in for it.
"No sir, not me, I guarantee it!" Lisa takes the bandana off and starts running in the fields.
"I want much more than this provincial life!" Lisa sang.
"I want adventure in the great wide some where! I want it more then I could tell!" Lisa sang lay on the fields picking a dandelion.
"And for once, it might be grand, to have someone understand. I want so much more than they have planned." Lisa ended while the dandelions seeds fly off.
Philippe comes running up neighing invention but Cid wasn't there. "Well duh! He was taken by Kaze already!" Neko said and continued typing on her laptop.
"Philippe, what're you doing here?" Lisa quickly grabs the reigns of the horse and calmed him down. Lisa notices that Cid wasn't there.
"Where's papa? Where is he Philippe?" Lisa asked the horse who calmed down.
"We have to find him, you have totake me to him." Lisa said.
Neko: There's goes the end of that chapter. I can't wait to go to school tomorrow! Now time to post some authoress notes.
Kisa-chan: Kisa-chan is another one of my friends. But she could get really violent at times. She has a love for cats and her baritone. Trust me; you don't know how many times she kicked boys where the sun doesn't shine because they teased her because she was little.
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