[A/N: I just sorta got an idea. Okay.]
Disclaimer: I don't own HA!, just this story.
Dog Nut
After college, Helga decided to open a doughnut shop. But by mistake, the contractors accidentally made the sign outside the shop say: "Dognut Shop".
Everybody laughed at it. Harold went inside to see if they were actually selling dog nuts.
Arnold, who had married Helga the year before, got mad at everyone for laughing at the store. But it was no good. Still, almost every inhabitant of the city of Hillwood gathered on the streets outside of "The Dognut Shop". Even Willie, The Jolly Olly Man, who was now 48. But not Grandpa because he died 3 years ago. But Grandma was out there being mad at Helga because she didn't want her "palace" to be called Dognuts because it was offensive.
So a month later, Helga got fed up and called up her contractors to fix the sign, but nothing worked.
The Hillwood Gazette July 21st, 2009
NEW DOUGHNUT SHOPPE TURNS TO DISASTER
By Brainy Bartlett...
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Helga was mad at Brainy for writing up a bad review of her bakery. She didn't even know he worked at the newspaper.
But in the end, it didn't even matter. "The Dognut Shop", fixed sign or not, was as popular as could be. Why?
Because of its bad reputation, it was overflowing with customers.
[A/N: Ugh... ever since 'Lemon Pudding' the craziness of these drabbles has been toning down. Sorry, we'll get to the milkshakes and craziness in the next chapter. Promise! ;-D]