Anime/manga: Axis Powers Hetalia, APH

Genre: Adventure, family

Characters: Russia, America (no pairings)

*Italics are meant to signify that the language spoken is Russian*

~I don't own Hetalia but the idea for this story was mine so… enjoy

AOne Way Ticket to Papaville

Chapter 7

"Ah she woke up" Russia announced calmly as he got up from the chair he had only recently gotten the chance to sit down after Belarus tried to attack him (again). He was however saved by none other than the crabby Englishman that had somehow made Belarus disappear (he didn't want to know how, as long as she was gone then he was okay).

"Hey I wanna like see her" Poland excitedly whispered as he jumped off the bed dragging the Lithuanian who was sitting next to him at the moment.

"M-me too, wait" stuttered Ukraine who promptly jumped off the bed as well following the other nations to the crib. The strange bouncing noise Ukraine always managed to make was all you heard in the room, it mixed in with Anastasia's cries to make an annoying sound that even America frowned at.

"I'll say, will you guys quiet down! There are newborns in this wing trying to sleep" England scolded as he began to take another sip of his tea blocking out the noise in the room and the new sound of America sipping on his coffee loudly. He rose a rather large eye brow at the American to try and show his annoyance but as usual the gesture went unnoticed by the oblivious nation.

"Hey Commie, can ya bring Anya over here I haven't seen her in ages." America called out as he saw that the Russian had managed to make Anastasia stop crying. The taller nation chose to ignore the American's rude name for him as he carefully carried the pink bundle back to the bed with a line of nations following behind him.

"She is so like adorable and she totes has your eyes Al. She could like totally be your daughter you know" Poland answered after Russia lowered Anastasia into America's outstretched arms.

"Vanya you k-know since you n-now have Anastasia…" Ukraine blushed and looked away making Russia tilt his head in confusion. "Well you a-are kind of like a daddy n-now so you should ch-cherish moments like this" After she finished she pulled out a camera from her pocket and smiled shyly at her younger brother as he raised an eyebrow.

"Sestra… she is not my daughter nor is she Alfred's… дa? For all we know she could be taken away in a matter of days if the rest of the world votes against her staying under our care" Russia sighed as he glanced at America who was staring back at Russia with a sad look to his eyes.

"Now Ivan I do believe this is a good idea since you already have custody over her now and who is to say the others would allow her to stay as well" England answered as he out down his empty cup of tea and stared down at the infant next to him. 'Lord knows she is probably going to end up as troublesome as Alfred in the future so now would be a good time to take pictures especially since she can't run yet' England thought as she began to blow bubbles with her saliva making every one smile warmly.

A flash filled the room as a click was heard and then everything went silent. At the end of the bed stood Russia holding a camera finger still cocked from pressing the button. A collective blink was taken before everyone began complaining.

"Like why'd you do that? I was totally not ready"

"My eyes-"

"Bloody wanker you could have warned us"

"Dude a little warning next time would be nice ya know"

"Brat… maybe you shouldn't be the o-one taking the pictures"

Russia smiled brightly as he threatened to lower his index finger and take another finger. This of course earned him a series of glares and scowls making him chuckle at bit at their irritability. "You did say we should cherish these moments дa?" The beige blonde nation innocently asked taking the camera and setting it on the table by the bed.

The day progressed calmly after that and by the evening the nations had gotten the go ahead to take Anastasia home on the condition that she was to return if anything were to go wrong. Everyone was ecstatic to leave the hospital especially America who had insisted on riding the wheelchairs before he left claiming they looked awesome like. After a while of begging a nurse he had Lithuania wheel him around the hospital at times racing down when he was sure the nurses weren't around. The fun however ended when England rounded the corner and nearly got run over by the chair.

The Englishman had scolded the two loudly in front of the children in the ward they had been racing in. America and Lithuania both blushed heavily at having the children laugh at them for being treated as nothing more than a colony once more. "Now behave yourself or so help me I will get Ivan here to deal with you" England threatened noticing the Lithuanian shivering as he said a quick apology before going off to find Poland.

"I think you went too far there Arty" the American said after the nation was out of sight. The Englishman raised an eyebrow at this and tugged on the blonde's ear like a mother would to any disobedient child. He dragged the American off to the neonatal ward where everyone was waiting for them to return.

"Iggy stop that hurts and it's not cool… ow" America called as they neared the door to the room they were admitted to.

"Good then you'll think the next time you do or say anything stupid" England replied as he skillfully opened the door leading them both in.

Russia looked up from his phone when he heard the door open thinking it was a nurse that was to give him the release papers he needed to leave the hospital. Instead he smiled widely at the sight of the American being dragged in by the ear by a peeved Englishman. He shook his head as a series of giggles escaped his lips at the sight.

"What did he do this time?" He asked curiously as England released America and walked over to the chair to sit.

"This bloody imbecile nearly ran me over with a bloody wheelchair" the nation spat out shaking his head in anger.

"Ah~" Russia watched as the younger nation stood over the crib looking down at Anastasia in what looked like a staring contest.

A knock came at the door followed by Ukraine entering the room hesitantly. She looked pale and scared (well more scared than usual) as she approached Russia with silence. "дa? Katyusha what is the matter?" Russia asked knowing the older nation wouldn't act like this unless something truly unnerved her. He could tell that she wasn't comfortable speaking aloud in English when matters were grave so he spoke in Russian just for now.

"V-Vanya there are about ten scary looking men downstairs in black cars waiting for us. They said that your boss sent t-them" She whispered as she sat on the bed trying not to cry.

"I see. They have finally arrived then" Russia muttered as he looked down at his cell phone raising an eyebrow. 'Five minutes. That may just be record timing' he thought as he got up from the bed he was sitting on. This was to get interesting very quickly as he looked up he saw Lithuania and Poland get dragged in by two men wearing identical black uniforms with hand guns held out ready to shoot at anyone who was to defy their demands.

"Like quit it that hurts you dirty Russian" Poland screeched as he struggled trying to get one of the men to let go of his arm. Next to him Lithuania obediently followed as the man demanded walking into the room silently. He was surprised to see they were led back to the room but immediately frowned when he saw his former master smiling in the middle of the room mocking them.

"I see they've found you two quickly. I was afraid we'd lost you two but now that we are all here, there will be no problem leaving." The tall beige blonde nodded at the men earning a salute as they herded everyone out. Russia stayed behind to carry Anastasia out ignoring the surprised and suspicious gazes the other patients and nurses gave them as they left. He was not concerned about what they were thinking of the situation.

After being escorted out of the hospital by the men everyone except America was stuffed into a large van that had stiff plain beige seats and a television screen behind the driver's seat. The nations were automatically brought to silence when the Russian President came into view and addressed everyone in the van. "Good afternoon Ukraine, England, Poland and Lithuania. We welcome you back to Russia and hope you've had a great stay so far. You may be wondering as to why you were placed under our care but after discussing this with your bosses we've decided that until the world summit is to come you will be under our government's care here in Russia." There was a collected sigh from the nations as they realized they weren't being kidnapped but then anger settled in all of them.

"If you do not believe me I have arranged for all of your bosses to contact you in a minute to inform you of our decisions. Now I must leave but I will check on you later Do Svidaniya" With that the screen went black and everyone sat in stunned silence until all of their cell phones went off at the same time.

"Hello Arthur Kirkland speaking"

"привіт?"

"Sveiki?"

"Witam to jak ja"

They all answered at the same time not looking at each other until everyone hung up trying not to look as freaked out as they all felt. Finally Ukraine broke the silence by letting a sob out and turning away from everyone. She was scared that she had to stay here again, after the Soviet Union fell she vowed she wouldn't fall under her brother's rule again. This wasn't fair.

"There, there Yekaterina please don't cry" England tried to comfort as he produced a handkerchief and handed it to her. She reluctantly took it and wiped away the tears she had produced while trying to force the tears to stop. "Look, it seems we don't have much of a choice since out bosses have agreed on this so let's just make the best of the arrangements." He sighed as he spotted Russia leaving the hospital with Anastasia in his arms and a guard walking next to him. The taller nation spotted him and shot him a creepy smile before entering the same car that America had been escorted into.

"Privet Alfred" Russia smiled as he slid into the car handing America the bundle in the pink blankets slowly. America merely sighed as he took Anastasia and turned towards the window.

'Great now I'm stuck with the Commie' America thought sourly as the car pulled out from the hospital.

A/N : I'm so sorry this is late but I had so much going on and I'll probably have more time now that things have slowed down. Happy Thanksgiving! It's late but I still hope you enjoyed the gathering of friends and family… I know I did. XD Pumpkin pie is the best!