Sirius Black: SPOON of the Devil (wasn't that a great pun, readers? Hehehe)
Why has Sirius Black been looking under his desk lately?
Why, isn't it obvious?
He' s clearly attached his spouse to his crotch!
No, not Fyunhubb Smith...
A spoon. A shiny spoon.
"I find that it's a good place to keep Mrs Black. This way, I can polish two things at once!" Sirius exclaimed surprisingly surprised in surprise.
"Don't you guys do that anymore?"
Rita Skeeter, Hogwarts correspondent.
TO BE CONTINUED…
Renee. I'm expecting 100 this time...
Kidding. Don't kill me!
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