7
Another good dump of snow and Owen could barely contain himself.
It took most of the night but it was awesome, he snapped off a couple of shots and scuttled off giggling to himself.
Ianto came out of his building and stood looking at the car park with mild amusement, Jack slamming into him as he was still buttoning up his coat.
"Wow" Jack huffed, "Old Mrs Stevens is gonna be pissed when she sees what someone did to her car"
Jack snorted and started walking down the row to the SUV.
"Bloody Owen" Ianto growled to himself and Jack raised his eyebrows with surprise.
He hadn't thought about him, he had thought it a school kid prank.
They drove sedately to work and parked next to Ianto's car that had been left behind the night before an as Ianto slid out it suddenly occurred to Jack that the back of his car did resemble Mrs Steven's.
Huh.
Damn.
At least he got a photo.
The massive snow dick was impressive, arching up and over the back of the car, even huge snow balls.
Ianto opened his phone and looked at the masterpiece and started to giggle.
They went in and started the meeting, Ianto knew Jack had already forgotten about it and he made sure not to mention it either.
Owen, of course hung himself by asking if the drive in was OK.
"Nice and quiet" Jack answered, "Should have seen the old lady's car from Ianto's complex though. Bloody kids, if I catch who did that to her car I'll stick my boot up their arses. Actually Tosh, it might pay to stick up some CCTV. Would have been horrible if it had been Ianto's car. Good thing I had the SUV."
Ianto's head slowly swiveled, exorcist style and blinked at Owen, then swiveled away.
Fuck.
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Tea Boy's Revenge
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Owen was on pins and needles, wondering how long Ianto would make him stew.
Then he got a call from Jack, "Owen? Can you come in? We have a Weevil here that looks pregnant."
"Yes" Owen crowed, racing out the door and slidding down the steps, slowing once he got outside and he stood gaping with shock.
Wow.
This left his snow dick for dead.
A sculpture of a couple having sex on his car mocked him, it looked brilliant.
He got out his phone and took several shots, giggling as he wondered how long it had taken.
He got to work full of glee, showing Tosh who made noises of horror.
Owen then saw Ianto approaching and straightened up.
"There you are, the Weevil attacked a man and his SUV is still at the scene, I'll drop you there to drive it back, yeah?" Ianto offered and Owen grinned.
"That was epic" Owen told him as they drove and Ianto frowned, "What?"
"The sculpture. It was brilliant" Owen frowned back.
"I don't know what you're talking about" Ianto shrugged.
Owen got out and watched him drive off, then approached the SUV, brushing off the snow that was covering it.
Hang on a minute.
He opened a door.
Fuck.
The SUV's sun roof was open and it looked like polystyrene filled it. The snow was packed so tightly he knew it would taken him over half an hour to empty enough to drive it.
It was only once he was on his way back to Cardiff in the mobile refrigerator that he realized this was Ianto.
Not the sculpture.
He slammed on the brakes and his mouth fell open as he realized what had happened, laughing as he slapped the steering wheel.
Fucking Harkness.
Right.
Game on!