Kero's p.o.v
"I swear Henry is so adorable!" Sakura exclaimed, skipping around her room so bubbly, trying to find her favourite pen, "He really does look like the guy from Ugly Betty."
"If you like him that much, why don't you just marry him?" I asked yawning while hiding her pen behind me.
It gets really boring when Sakura talks about boys like this. I like hearing about people's love lives (its like a real life drama!) but when she just carries on and on about how 'cute' the guy is it makes me more tired than playing video games all day. Why can't she just talk about how ultra cool I look instead! (Strikes awesome pose!)
"No way!" Sakura protested stopping in her tracks, "because Naoko likes him, and crushes are off limits! … well … sort of, but anyway I've got Syaoran."
I watched Sakura go into her 'dreamy state'. It's hilarious to watch because she's like an old woman walking into a dark closet! She has no idea what happening around her.
First she starts talking to herself: "Oh really Syaoran?! Me too!"
Then she trips over a book she left on the floor and snap out of it: "Where did you go Syaoran?"
"But isn't that kid gay?" I asked sitting up with a smirk, knowing how crazy she'll go.
"What?! Of course not!" she retorted, then she cleared her throat and continued, "…he's bisexual…"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAA!!!" I burst out laughing again!
I couldn't help it! It's the most hilarious situation I've seen and I watch a lot of TV! But I really do feel sorry for her … sorry that she's in love with a poof! AHAHAHA! I'm so funny! (Strikes awesome pose!)
"Kero!" she cried accidentally hitting me while she was fanning herself.
She hit me SO hard I ended up squashed like a bug on the wall. Damn that girl is strong! She could be the female version of Rocky!
"Oh my gosh! I'm so sorry Kero," Sakura apologised peeling me carefully off the wall, "are you alright?"
"…I can see… Clow cards..." I replied dizzily. The whole room was spinning and the Clow cards weren't helping the situation. Gosh The Change is a pain in the butt.
"Oh shit!" I exclaimed terrified.
"Oh my gosh! What?!" Sakura asked, concerned about the frighten look on my face.
"Oh," I let out a sigh relieved, "it was only your face."
"Argh!" She groaned, this time purposely flicking me flat on the wall… Ouch…
"Anyway," Sakura said, going back on the hunt for her favourite pen, "on Friday we are to the midnight Club to see Henry perform with Dan and Mark. Hopefully it'll be good, but knowing Dan he'll rip it up!"
Once I unpeeled myself from the wall, I casually flew over to where her pen was, hiding it from her again, "Dan? Is he the guy Naoko is always chasing?"
"Yeah," Sakura nodded with a smile, "they are really close friends, it's kind of cute actually!"
"OoOoOoOo! I'm telling Naoko you said that!" I exclaimed pointing my paw accusingly at Sakura, "you know how much she hates hearing that!"
"You wouldn't!" Sakura gasped running over to me.
"You know I would," I smirked, feeling as cool as Cerberus A.K.A me!
Trust me; I've done this many times before. See I would use Sakura's mobile and dial Naoko up while Sakura is still blurting out how cute she thinks Naoko and Dan are. I'm so devious evil laugh. And if I feel like that's getting old, I'd pretend to be her brother. I do really good voice impress you know: 'Kaijou…' (Strikes awesome pose!)
"Whaa! No!" Sakura cried shaking me, "but I think Naoko and Henry are so much cuter! Tell her I said that!!"
She paused for a second looking down at where I originally was, "You!" She growled, "you had my PEN all this time?!"
"Uhh Sakura," Touya said standing at Sakura's bedroom door, "why are you talking to your stuffed toy?"
"Ahaha," Sakura laughed nervously, scratching the back of her head.
He scares the shit out of me when he just mysteriously pops into a room like this! It's like he knows my secret or something… I know his secret as well! His … weird! O.o
I felt Sakura squeeze me tighter has she tried to think of something to say, "umm… oh! Because I accidentally put it where my pen was, see! And um, I wanted to blame it for 'hiding' it! Yeah that's right!"
Gosh she's so stupid; she lies and makes it obvious. Tsk on her! She should learn from Tomoyo! The greatest liar and cook in the world!
"Oh gees," Touya said rolling his eyes, "you're in your last year of high school and you're still playing with toys."
"Shut up Touya!" Sakura snarled, "What do you want anyways?"
"Oh yeah," Touya said shaking his head, "could you tell you're friend Eriol to tell Naruku to leave me alone!"
Naruku? What's he on about?
"But Touya, Naruku is-"
"Just tell him alright," Touya said cutting off Sakura again, "I'm going to go back in my room and rest for a while, gosh she's makes me exhausted!"
Sakura and I, bewildered, watched Touya walk out of the room in a huff, still muttering to himself how annoying Naruku was. We looked at each other, then back at the door wondering what was going on with her older brother.
"Isn't Naruku…?"
"Yeah," Sakura answered, knowing what I was going to say.
"… you're brother is WEIRD!" I exclaimed, shaking my head at his crazy ways!
"Shut up!" Sakura shot back, "you can't talk much! Clow cards… psht! Whatever they are!"
"Alright, alright, calm down Sakura," I told her patting her shoulder, "why don't we relax and watch 'Memoirs of a Gay-sha'?"
"Argh! Kero!!"
; Touya's p.o.v
Damn my sister is weird!! Talking to her 'stuffed animal'. I know that thing is alive, I'm not that stupid! I just love watching my little sister panic! She's the worst liar in the world and it's hilarious to watch her make up excuses.
Instead of going to my room I decided to go outside and check the letter box. There was a piece of mail I've been waiting for and it still has come yet, maybe today might be my lucky day. I opened up the letter box and check the mail.
For dad, dad, Sakura, dad, bills, dad, the neighbours and dad. Sigh, still nothing. Am I not important enough to get a letter? Not even a bank statement?
I was about to make my way back to the house when I realised there was someone standing next to me.
"Naruku! What do you want now?" I asked in a huff. Gosh this girl just never gives up does she?!
"I just want to talk to you about something," Naruku asked trying to look very innocent. If I didn't know her I probably would have fooled for it.
"Haven't you done enough already?!" I yelled at her, pushing my way past her.
"Touya, I'm not as bad as you make me out to be," Naruku tried to reason with pleading eyes, "If you just listen you-"
"No Naruku," I cut her off walking to my door, "I've already heard enough from you."
I went inside and quickly checked the front window if she was still standing there waiting hopelessly for me, or she actually got the point that I don't want to talk to her and made her way back home.
Surprisingly it was none of them… she actually disappeared out of sight. Gee's she's a fast runner!!
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By the way I would like to thank the following people:
Musette Fujiwara, Destiny-hope-4ever & BiTteRSwEet.WhiSpeRs
