Project alpha BBB: Alright, quote numero uno was from Dragons: Riders of Berk episode 15 Twinsanity. And the second was from Madagascar 1 Marty's the zebra. Updating sooner, bam baby. I wonder what happened to Agent AAA?
"Ok guys, here's the plan." Pepper drew crude looking figures into the ship with the other mini-Avengers looking on, "Any questions?"
Tony raised his hand and she sighed pointedly at him, "Could you run that by me again?" he asked.
Pepper glared at him, growling in her throat. She took a deep breath and suddenly jerked. "Soooo, what're we doing? Where'd Nick go? Why do I have a stick?" she asked.
"Pepper, we're getting the teserect back remeber. We're getting ready to go through with our plan," Natasha explained warily.
"What plan? You mean this piece of garbage?" she asked looking at the drawing she'd drew moments before. She scribbled it out then tossed the stick away and said, "Let's just wing it!"
"Pepper!" Tony exclaimed thunderstruck, "That was our plan! How are we supposed to get the teserect with out it?" she glared at him,
"I told you we would-" she jerked again.
"Weren't you paying attention?" she asked Tony annoyed she grabbed her stick and pointed to spots on her plan, "You sneak in through here and-" she gasped, "My plan!" she shrieked, "What happened to it?!"
Every stared at her dumbstruck, "You scratched it out saying 'we'd just wing it.'" Steve quoted obviously getting confused.
"Um why would I say that? I hate doing extemporaneuos things." she told him patiently, Steve was one of the Avengers that didn't get on her nerves besides Natasha and Bruce, she twitched and shook her head, "Tony, I'm not going to ask again, what did you do to my plan!? I know you didn't understand it but that's-"
"just wing it." she said she looked at the stick she thought she through away, "why do I still have this?" she asked. Clint face palmed, "Pepper..." Natasha asked warily, "What's going on?"
"I have no idea what you're-" she stiffened.
"no reason to scribble out my plans." she explained.
Tony through his head back, "Ugh!" he exclaimed, "would you please stop that and choose a side already?!" he shouted at her.
Pepper looked confused, "What're you talking about?" she asked with a nervous laugh,
"Um, you keep 'glitching'. One moment you're mature, like you are now, and the next you're a female Tony." Natasha explained hysterically pointing at him.
"Hey, I take that into offense!" Tony exclaimed standing up, "We all know that if I was a female I'd be a brunnette." he pretended to flip his imaginary hair.
Natasha rolled her eyes, "Whatever." she told him.
"Ok guys, no matter what, STICK TO THE PLAN. I can not stress that enough. Even if something goes wrong. If I glitch beat me into shape." she told them, "Understnad."
"I got the egg beater." Tony said, and when everyone looked at him he said exasperated, "I'm kidding, god, lighten up!"
"Ok, Everyone ready?" Pepper asked. Everyone nodded, "Move out!"she ordered.
"You guys again?" Nick growled, "Where are the other brats?"
"Oh, their around." Tony explained slyly.
"Riiight." Nick Drawled out, "What're you kids doing here?"
"Well, we just wanted to know your secet." Pepper said.
"That's not how you say it." Tony huffed, "He's the ultimate spy, his secrets have secrets." he told her.
"Um, whatever. I mean how did you build yourself up to this status? What'd you do? Bust a few heads? Crack a few skulls?" she asked interestedly.
Tony grinned, no wonder I made her CEO. He thought, She's an amazing talker.
Mean while crawling throught the tubes of the Helicarrier (a/n they exist, I saw them in Ultimate Spiderman the Scorpio episode or whatever.)
"Acutaully, "Clint corrected, "It'd be me, but you know, I'm giving you a chance and I'd tell you if you took a wrong turn or something."
Natasha glared at him and he shrugged, "Just telling the truth."
"Right."
"LOKI, GET YOUR BUTT OUT OF MY FACE." Thor thundered,
"Get your face out of my face." Loki retorted.
"BROTHER, THAT IS DISGUSTING!" Thor screamed, "HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF DOING SOMETHING SO REPULSIVE. HAVE YOU KNOW RESPECT FOR MY DIGNITY?!"
"Thor," Clint hissed, "Keep your voice down."
"I AM SORRY FELLOW AVENGER, I WILL TRY NOT TO SPEAK SO LOUD IN THE FUTURE!" Thor continued in his thundering voice.
Clint sighed and rolled his eyes, "Just stop talking." he said,
"ALRIGHT!" Thor crowed but was then silenced by a murderous look by Natasha.
"You think Menisha will notice us missing?" Natasha asked Clint.
He shook his head, "Nah, she was to engrossed with that flying Hippo to notice us dissapear." he chuckled.
At the petting zoo
"Excuse me miss, have you 7 little runts walking around. When I say runts I don't mean pigs, I mean kids, that go by the name, Steve, Thor, Loki, Pepper, Natasha, Clint, and Tony?"
Bruce stood with his arms crossed thinking to himself, "I can't believe they left me." he grumbled to himself.
"I can't believe they left at all. I promised them as soon as we left we'd be able to go, but we had to think of a plan."
"At a petting zoo?" Bruce asked unconivnced.
"Hey," Menisha told him with a mouth full of cotton candy, "Petting zoo's help me think."
"I don't even think their here." Bruce told her.
"Well, where could they have gone?" Menisha asked impatiently,
"Only one answer," Bruce said, "They went to shield."
I'm sorry, I know I said I'd update tomorrow, buttttt, as you can see that didn't work out very well. Well, review please. I want to here what you have to say.