The next morning, the Loonatics all gathered around to have breakfast. It was not ready yet though so Rev, Phoebe, and Slam were watching a comedy, Ace and Lexi were talking by the breakfast table and Tech was making breakfast.
The team was watching some comedy sketch about some guy on stage in front of a live studio audience who had his testicles removed and talks really soft and the tv presenter could not stop laughing. This of course, made Rev, Phoebe, and Slam laugh really hard. Phoebe knew that she was going to snort so she left the room.
In the hallway, a few snorts came out and then she took a deep breath. She suddenly saw Duck, who was staring at her with a grin on his face.
"What?"
"Your-your laugh! It's hilarious!" Duck was laughing hysterically. "Oh, my, gosh! This is so funny. So it was you who was snorting the whole time!"
"It's not funny, Duck."
"You're absolutely right. It's hilarious!"
"So, what if I snort? Anyone could snort. It's no big deal."
"Psh, yeah. One in a million." said Duck.
"That's not true, Duck." said Phoebe.
"Look, Princess, if it's not that big of a deal like you said, then why are you hiding it?"
"Because snorting is abnormal. I feel like a complete freak."
"Well, you are a pig, right? Don't pigs naturally snort?"
"Duck." She was ready to kill him. Frightened, he backed away a couple steps. "Whoa, easy there!"
She sighed. "So does that mean that you won't tell the others?"
Duck smiled. "Nah."
Phoebe sighed in relief.
"I'll just let them figure it out for themselves." He was walking into the room.
"Huh? Duck, no, wait!"
Too late.
"Alright, guys. Breakfast is served." Tech announced.
The Loonatics sat at their breakfast table and began to dig in.
"Tech, your invention is the best!" said Ace, with a mouthful of eggs.
"Hmm, like I've always said, I'm a genius."
"Hey, everybody, listen up!" Everyone turned to Duck.
"Remember that one time when Zadavia was eating with us and milk came out of her nose?"
Everyone began laughing. "Oh, no." Phoebe thought. She covered her mouth and began to giggle.
"And-and when the milk was running from her nose, it wasn't just running like a faucet in a sink but it just spat everywhere, like a sprinkler!"
Everyone was dying, especially Ace. "Duck, you're so mean." he said, letting out a few chuckles.
"Yeah, stop making fun of poor Zadavia." said Lexi, who was giggling herself.
"That reminds me, remember that time when Duck ticked Zadavia off so badly that she began chasing him and he was going up the stairs but he tripped and rolled down them and knocked down Zadavia like a bowling pin?"
Lexi continued. "And that one time when Duck was drinking lemonade and then he spat all over Zadavia?"
The Loonatics were laughing with insanity.
"Haha, Duck, you and Zadavia just do not mix." said Ace.
"You're all despicable." said Duck. He then noticed Phoebe and began laughing. "You okay there, Phoebe?"
Everyone turned to Phoebe, who was holding in her snort. First of all, she looked as if she was going to explode. She was laughing so hard that she was hammering her fists on the table.
"Eh, Phoebe? Can you breath?" asked Ace.
She got up from the table and ran out the room, letting out her snorts outside HQ.
The girls were downtown.
"Let's see, we have four hours until the concert. What do you think we should do?" asked Lexi.
Phoebe was thinking for a few seconds, then gave Lexi a smile. Lexi smiled back.
"Shopping!" they both said. The two friends laughed as they headed to the Acmetropolis mall.
"So, if we're gonna feel good for the concert, we're gonna have to look good, also, so I'm feelin' for Abigail's, girl." Phoebe told her.
"Same here, chica."
So both girls walked into Abigail's Department Store. So much clothes to chose from, yet so little time! The girls scrambled all over the place for the hottest clothes. They both grabbed a pile of the best looking clothes of their choice and went into the dressing room.
They were both trying on the clothes and modeling themselves in front of the mirror.
After about a half hour or so, they bought the clothes and headed to the beauty salon. Lexi curled her blonde bang and gave it a pink and blue streak. Phoebe curled her two long pigtails and gave her front bangs some colored streaks as well, which was yellow and green.
The girls went into a girls' shoe store called "Layla's Shoes" and bought a couple of pairs of shoes. They then went into a nail salon. Lexi got some blue nails and Phoebe got some pink nails. They both looked at each other and laughed, for that that was their actual uniform colors, except it's switched.
The girls walked out of the mall, looking extremely gorgeous. Lexi, with her hair done and such, has blue eye shadow on, a green sweater-like midriff, some long, sparkly light blue jeans and some high heels to show off her blue toenails. Phoebe, with her hair done and such, has pink eye shadow on, a white blouse-like midriff saying, "I love Acme" and a sparkly black and gray striped pencil-skirt and a pair of knee-high black high-heeled boots.
Lexi and Phoebe were eating by a local burger joint, called "Jack's Burgers." They were outside, both eating the burgers by a table.
"Well, this is just great. Who knew that we would both end up going to BBA concert?" said Lexi.
"Yeah, I honestly did not expect a person like Ace to do that for us." said Phoebe. "I mean, most of the time he seems so...serious."
"Yep, that's the best part of Ace." said Lexi, taking another bite of the burger."
Phoebe grinned. "You like Ace, don't you."
Lexi's cheeks began to turn red. "Uh...I don't know what you're talking about. What makes you say that?"
"Well, first of all, you talk about him all the time. Second of all, whenever you are around him, you have that big smile on your face. Third of all, look at your cheeks. You're blushing."
Lexi felt her cheeks and laughed. "I'm not blushing... My-my cheeks always turn red like that...oh, not like you're not interested in Rev!"
Phoebe began to blush. "Rev? Oh please. Th-that's ridiculous. There's no chemistry between us. We don't even have much in common."
"That maybe so, but it is possible, whether you two are alike or not."
"Well...uh...uh...OH! Admit it, Lexi! You like LIKE Ace!"
"Lexi shook her head. "I do not like LIKE Ace." Lexi was about to drink the soda but it just missed her mouth. It was running from her chin down. Phoebe, on the other hand, was holding in her snort. It was not that easy to do.
Lexi was embarrassed but laughed along with Phoebe anyway. Phoebe was hammering her fists on the table.
Lexi then stopped and stared at Phoebe. "Why do you do that?"
"Do what?"
"Whenever you laugh, you always hold it in."
"Well, it's a long story, really. Anyway, this is great. This is just like the old days. I kind of miss the old days before we became superheroes. Do you?"
"Uh, yeah, I guess..."
Phoebe raised her eyebrow. "Uh, you guess?"
"Well, I mean, yeah. I really do miss the old days, especially going out and partying with my friends."
"Wow, that sounds like a great life. You must've been really popular."
Lexi laughed nervously. "Yeah, I sure was. What did you miss in your old life?"
"Hmm, where do I start. I missed hanging out with my friends, especially shopping with them. I was also the prom queen at our prom."
"I can definitely see that." said Lexi. They both laughed.
Phoebe then saw a couple of puppies that were about 50 yards behind Lexi. They both seem to be playing with each other. The puppies were standing on a sewer plate. The sewer plate suddenly broke and the two puppies fell in the hole.