Fish Heads

Darcy curled herself the best she could on the floor, though she doubted her swollen belly would allow her to stand up again. Radulfr smiled up at his mother, clapping as she finally settled herself down in front of him.

Radulfr had just turned two three months ago, and Darcy was about to pop with her second child. A girl this time, and Darcy was hoping that she would be a little more sedate than her older brother. Her son had spent the past two years running his parents ragged. Not that Darcy minded, she loved her son and her life and couldn't wait to introduce another child.

"So what do you want to do today?" Darcy had always set aside time for just her and Rad, mostly after she found out she was pregnant again. She never wanted any of her children to think she favored one over the other, and decided that she would spend special time with each of them.

"Fish heads! Fish heads!" Rad clapped his hands, bouncing on the floor as he watched his mother.

"Seriously? Couldn't we just play with your horses?" The shaking of her son's head was enough to make Darcy sigh. She really should have never introduced Rad to that stupid song, because since she sang it to him a few months ago all he wanted was to sing it every time she turned around.

"No! Fish heads! Fish Heads!" Rad clapped harder, his head swinging from side to side. Darcy just sighed again before clapping out a rhythm.

"Fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish heads. Fish heads, fish heads eat them up Yum! Fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish heads. Fish heads, fish heads eat them up Yum!

"In the morning laughing, happy fish heads, in the evening floating in the soup.

"Fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish heads. Fish heads, fish heads eat them up Yum!

"Ask a fish head anything you want to, they won't answer they don't talk.

"Fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish heads. Fish heads, fish heads eat them up Yum!…."

"What in the Nine Realms are you singing?!" Loki stood in the middle of the room watching as his son laughed along to his wife's atrocious singing.

"Oh, um, hi Loki." Darcy clasped her hand on top of her swollen belly, her face going bright red at having been caught.

"Darcy, what was that?" Loki looked at his son and back to his wife.

"Fish Heads. It is a song from Earth, you know one of those silly songs that everyone finds funny, but no one wants to admit to listening to." That was true enough, though she had to admit she loved to annoy her friends when she was younger with the song.

"I can understand that, that song was completely asinine." Sometimes he couldn't understand Midgardians, their humor could be so stupid.

"Yeah, well that is what makes it so fun to listen to. Plus Rad seems to love it, don't you Sweetie?" Darcy smiled at Rad as he nodded enthusiastically.

"Fish Heads! Fish Heads! Eat 'em up, YUM!" Rad jumped up from the floor and started singing all on his own as it looked like his mom wasn't going to sing anymore.

Darcy and Loki watched as their son screamed the words, dancing like he had something down his trousers through the room. Loki shook his head and curled himself up on the floor next to his wife, his arm curling around her shoulders.

"When this little one gets here will you promise me not to teach her that song?" Even though the song was idiotic, Loki laughed at the display his son was making.

"I promise, no Fish Heads." Darcy smirked at her husband, her fingers crossed behind her back. She had a whole treasure trove of insane songs from her childhood that she could pick from, and he had only said that one song.

"FISH HEADS! FISH HEADS! EAT 'EM UP, YUM!"

A.N: Um, don't ask, because of my Da I have a lot of silly songs on my computer and this popped into my head and I had to write it.

Song: Fish Heads by Barnes and Barnes.

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