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The bell rang like a screeching bird laying a huge egg on a hot day and the students of Forks High cringed as they sat in their assigned seat. Soon the schools morning announcements came on the TV. (Like a news crew)
A curly haired blonde wearing a news woman's suit appeared behind a desk holding papers with the morning announcements on them so she would remember.
"Hello I'm Fire-Fox6677! I'm very disappointed with my readers. I only received three reviews. I was hoping for more of a turn out for the newest chapter in Tainted Love 'Mother Nature at Work'." Her faces looked sad and dejected. "Is it because Edward is still in a coma ore because I had Billy Mays killed in my story?" then she looked horrified and pleading. "I love it when my readers review and leave commentary like my favorite reader and best web buddy Starthevampire. She writes really, really, really long reviews and they always have her thoughts and feelings on the chapter and some completely random stuff that makes me smile!" she smiled thinking of all the awesome reviews and personal messages that made her die laughing; but the her face became serious. "Be more like her or at least review when you add the story to alert or favorites list." Moving on to different announcement a picture of Alice and Edward popped up to the side of her head.
"Now for the next announcement I want to make clear that Edward is Alice's brother-in-law and NOT her brother. She is married to Jasper Cullen." The picture of Edward and Alice had change to one of Jasper.
"Next we have a new development in Charlie's Twilight Angels. A poll has been placed on the profile. The poll is for Bella's saloon outfit for her mission to bust a whore house that kidnapers under aged girls and well you know. The girls under cover to stop them and needs an outfit. Go and look up the addresses on the poll and vote. If you wish to see Alice and Rosalie's outfits they are on the profile under mission out fits. Don't worry this is their last mission before school." The picture was now a mutated looking meatloaf.
"Today's lunch will be macaroni surprise and something that was scraped out of the boy's locker room and deep fried. I feel sorry for you poor saps that have no choice but to eat it! Mahwahaha!" she is handed a note and laughs a little. A picture of a bat up nerd pops up.
"Will the bully of Eric Yorkie please report to the flag poles; you left his lights on. Also will Mike Newton place come to the office we found you hello kitty wallet yesterday." The school shook with laughter.
"All club members of the Cullen Stalkers Club have meeting after school at 4:00; Book Club at 3:30 and Science Club at 3:00. And that ends our announcements. Have a good day; Fire-Fox6677 out!!!!!" With that the TV shout off and the students moved to 1st period.
How do you like my new A/N's!? I will do them like this from now on!