Here is the 7th(?). Yes I am going to try and update faster. But like I said. I have other things to do. But hope you like it. Ideas? Rate n reviews will be lovely! But I am not going to bore you by having you read this.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto an never will.
"You two are going down mutha fuckas!" I yelled
"Lets get them Inner." I thought
"Lets beat the boys!" She yelled as she cracked her knuckles.
"Don't get to cocky, yeah." Deidara said
"Ready Sakura?" Itachi asked. I said nothing as we got into our fighting stances. I was the first to run to them.
"A charge will not do you good, yeah." Deidara said as he threw clay birds at me. I dodged them and found out that he jumped on his over large bird(More like clay chicken) and flew to the sky. Itachi disappeared.
"Not fare…" I said. I looked up, to the right. Left. Behind. "Only one place. Wow… Dejuv(Sp)." I punched the ground as it… well, destroyed it. Itachi was stunned and I threw a kunai at him. He dodged, of course but I controlled it with a wire and it went at Deidara. But I made sure they didn't noticed. I then threw needles at both of them. Itachi came up behind me and kicked me into a tree. "Ow…"
"This is a fight Sakura! Not a game." Itachi said as more of Deidaras bombs came at me. I then made my needles hit them and they blew. That gave me some cover to throw more at Deidara. They all missed him. I then had to get Itachi off my ass…
"Itachi! Why are you always up my ass!" I yelled at him as he came up behind me as i blocked his kick. He smirked as yet ANOTHER freaking bomb came out way. Once again Itachi got away. But to add to the fireworks. Itachis leg went boom! I had to stop myself from jumping with joy… But then poof, a log. "You know what… Fuck playing around!" I said as I got out my smoke grenade. Everything went with it. I got my head band and covered my eyes.
FLASHBACK!
"So whats todays lesson?" I asked as Team 7, Sai, Naruto, and me. Kakashi was late again but I didn't feel like yelling.
"We are going to learn to fight without our eyes." He said reading his book.
"What do you mean?" Naruto asked
"Cover your eyes with your headband." Kakashi said as we did.
"Whats the point of this?" Naruto asked
"Just shut up dickless." Sai said as i giggled.
"Look with your ears. Listen, feel. All this mumbo jumbo. I think Sai and Sakura will have it down in no time… Naruto, good luck." Kakashi said
"Now what?" I asked
"I am going to attack you. Block it or counter attack." He said as I heard someone on my right, Naruto, fly into a tree. Then I think Sai as well. I listened. Kakashi was coming at me from the left. I kicked there to find out I missed.
"Where are you?" I asked. Nothing. "Damn it answer." Nothing.
"Ugly. Listen." Sai said from my left. Then once again I hit him.
"You should as well." I said back as I heard someone come from behind me. I turned and stomped my heel into the ground .
"I think Sakura has it down." I heard him say as I took off my head band to find him sitting down with a bleeding leg.
"Sorry." I said as we laughed as I went to heal him. Naruto ran into a tree and Sai tripped. "Just another day."
"Yeah… I liked you better when it was easy to trick you and all." I looked at him with a raised eyebrow "Now, you're to smart. To grown up."
"What? Im the daughter you never had?"
"The daughter I never wanted." He said as we laughed.
FLASHBACK ENDED!
A tear went down my cheek. Thank god it was caught by the headband.
"Yeah… one you never wanted. But you ended up having… And she caused you pain." I whispered as I heard Itachi come up behind me. I turned an stomped my heel into the ground. I made a two clones. I hid myself into the ground. I sent one after Deidara. Another went to fight Itachi. The head band still over my eyes. I found myself tracing the mark made through the leaf sigh.
"Knowing Kakashi. He already knows that you had to say that to protect everyone." Inner said
"But, everyone wont… Knowing half of them. If i return, they will want me dead." I said to Inner as i heard something like a body fall. "And they dont know that i kind of do what this all to happen."
"Damn girl, yeah." Deidara said as I heard people fighting. Then two poofs. "Why don't you come on out and play?"
"I cant find her…" Itachi said. "Something with that smoke. It like… blocked my Sharingan."
"Really, yeah?"
"I cant see at all."
"The smoke is cleared, yeah. Shouldn't you be able to see?" Deidara asked
"Its a blinder. Something I made up in my free time." I said as I came out of hiding.
"Why did you cover your eyes, yeah?"
"I'll explain later." I said "But no use trying to recover Itachi. It lasts forever unless I heal it."
"Well then. You cant see either." Itachi said very matter-of-factly "What makes you so special?"
"I maybe blind with the darkness. But I still see the light." I said as I charged at him. I kicked him in the side and sent him flying into a tree. I heard a few ribs break along with his arm. I stood there listening. I heard someone walking towards me slowly. From the right. I disappeared and went to the spot I last heard the sound.
"The fuck, yeah!" Deidara said as I punched him in the face. Broken jaw.
"Give up boys?" I asked
"Not in your life time." I heard Itachi say behind me. I turned with a kick an he caught it. I spit a needle at him an I heard it hit. He loosened his grip and I pushed him back into another tree.
"Come one girl! Kick some ass!" Inner yelled.
"I think I just did." I thought back as I removed the head band and healed my eyes. I blinked a few times and I saw what happened. Itachi was sitting up with his eyes closed. Deidara was laying down.
"Give up?" I asked again.
"Oh shut up(Yeah)." They both said as I laughed
"Very good Sakura." Leader said as Kisame helped Itachi while Sasori helped Deidara. "Could you heal them now?"
"Gots it!" I said
"Thats my line…" I heard Kisame say
"You grow on me." I said as he laughed
"I think you will do fine in our group. Get rest. You, Tobi, Sasori, and Deidara have a mission tomorrow." He said as he and Konan left. I followed the others to the infirmary.
"You sure can fight, yeah." Deidara said looking up at the roof like its the best thing he seen all day.
"You said you would explain why you covered your eyes." Itachi said.
"Yeah i wanna know to." Kisame said, i turned to find him an Sasori leaning against the wall.
"Well, when i was training with Team 7, Sai, Naruto, and Kakashi. He made us cover our eyes one day. He said 'Look with your ears'. I was the first one to get it down. But later I thought, why not make my own smoke grenade that causes blindness. The blindness can be healed though. So I made it, and when ever I use it or in a situation like that, I cover my eyes. Helps me think better an all." I said as I was done healing Itachi's eyes.
"What else do you have up your sleeve?" Kisame asked
"I have three types of mouth ember. Special exploding tags. About five types of the exploding pouches. Three smoke grenades. Different types of soldier pills. Two types of makibshi Throw it on the ground an the enemies will have a hard time getting to you. If they do, poor feet. Three types of needles. Shuriken. Like five files. Mirror. Radios. Wire. Scrolls. Breath mask. Few bombs. A giant axe. And so on." I said with a smile as they once again sweat dropped. "What?"
"Remind me to NEVER piss you off." Kisame said as everyone there agreed.
"Sakura, yeah?" Deidara asked as i turned to him
"Huh?"
"How the hell to you fit all that on you, yeah?"
"I have my medic pouch. Oh yeah, an all my medic stuff. Well some of it. An hidden pockets and other places. Oh! An I have my gloves!" I said with a bright smile "But i put it all in a scroll so its all good."
"Heal us please…" Itachi said as I laughed an healed him again.
"So Kisame. What do you have up your sleeve?" I asked
"My sword. And water attacks. Few normal weapons here and there. A scroll. Thats it." He said
"Itachi?"
"Sharingan. Genjutsu an Ninjutsu. Fire attacks. Weapons. Thats it." He said.
"Sasori?" I asked once again.
"You already know." He said as I laughed a little.
"Deidara?" I asked as I was done healing Itachi "Don't do anything to bad. Take it easy."
"Clay. Scrolls. Weapons. Eye scope. Wires. Bombs. And thats it. Oh, and my bloodline." He said as I started healing him.
"Thats great… I think that I carry way to much stuff when I am around you guys…" I mumbled and noticed that Deidara wasn't as hurt as Itachi. I was don't healing him. "You are good to go."
"Got the pain away, yeah." He said as we all walked out of the room and to the living room.
"Thats good. But what now?" I asked as they took the couch and the chair. "Hello floor. Mind if I sit on you floor? Thanks floor!" I said as I sat down.
"What the fuck?" We heard Hidan yell
"My words exactly." Kisame said looking at me.
"Great. He is awake…" I mumbled
"Sakura! Get over here and get rid of my fucking head ace!" Hidan yelled walking in to the living room.
"Take a pill." I said glaring.
"Just do it bitch." He said as I stood up.
"Fine." I walked over to him.
"No fight?" He asked shocked.
"Nope." I said as I 'healed' his head.
"What the hell! You made it fucking worse!" He yelled once more.
"My bad. Like I said ass. Take a pill." I walked back over to my spot on the floor.
"Who has the remote? I don't want to watch this movie." Itachi said
"What movie is it?" I asked
"The Hannah Montana Movie…"
"So Tobi was the last one with the remote." I said with a groan.
"You can change it by hand, yeah." Deidara said as we all glared "Or not."
"I'm going to bed. Night guys." I said walking out of the room "I GET THE LEFT SIDE!"
"You bitch! Hell no!" Deidara yelled back as he flew out of the room.
NORMAL POV:
"They are going to fuck one day you know that right?" Kisame asked Itachi
"Hn." He replied as they heard a door slam. Then something noisy going on the the other twos room.
"Wanna check it out?" Sasori asked as they all went into the room.
"What are you guys doing?" Kisame asked as they opened the door. Only to find:
SAKURAS POV:
"He took the freaking crayon!" I yelled as I tried to get it back from him.
"I need this color! Wait your turn, yeah!" Deidara yelled.
"You guys are fighting over a crayon?" Kisame asked. He of course, anime sweat dropped "And made all that nose?"
"Yeah why? You guys where up anyways." I said looking at them from Deidaras headlock.
"We thought you guys where doing something else…" Sasori mumbled "Thats the only reason why we are up here."
"Like what, yeah." Deidara asked as I flipped him on his tummy and sat on him. He still wouldn't give me the crayon.
"Nothing." Itachi said walking to his room.
"Well… We are going to bed. No more nose." Sasori said
"Tell him to give me the color!" I yelled
"Tell her to wait, yeah!" Deidara yelled as he was now sitting on top of me.
"Share or I will take that color away from you!" Kisame said as we stopped fighting.
"Yes sir(Yeah)" we said
"Good. Now night." He closed the door and went to his room.
"What did you think they where doing?" I asked
"Playing twister or Uno, yeah." He said as we went back to coloring.
"I think so."
Thats it for this part. Review! I will update the next part soon.