71. I shall not annoy Ares.
"Ares, where did you get that axe of yours?" Hermes asked, dubious.
Ares inhaled deeply. Would Hermes ever stop with the questions? It was quite exasperating. "Hephaestus made it."
"Why?"
"I asked him to." Ares responded in a bland tone, as if everything were obvious.
"Why?"
"I was in need of an axe."
"Why?"
"I wanted to decapitate puppies." Ares replied hoping, this would scare Hermes off.
"Why?" Hermes answered, yet again.
Of course it didn't.
"I felt stabby."
"Why?"
Then it came to Ares, the way to make him stop. A trick question. "What comes after why?"
"Z."
72. I shall not use unconvential methods of stopping Apollo's nose from bleeding.
"Oh Hades," Apollo groaned, waking from fainting. His vision blurred and became unfocused.
"You've got a bloody nose." Hermes explained, leaning over him. Slightly invading Apollo's personal space, Hermes put a something cotton-y up his nostril, with a slightly disgusted look upon his face.
Apollo touched his nose, feeling the weird feeling up his left nostril.
"What did you put in my nose?"
"I had to stop the bleeding."
"What did you put in my nose?"
"Artemis's tampon."
73. I'm not allowed to steal Hades's staff.
Hermes twirled Hades staff, using unesscary ninja moves as he had seen Ryan Higa do in How to be Ninja.
Apollo had come around the corner with a hearty, declious cookie. It was Hermes' weakness, but with his staff and Apollo's stupidity he could probably overcome it.
"Give me your cookie, or I shall us my black magic powers on your face!"
"Not my face!" Apollo said sarcastically. "Pfft... Black Magic. How lame, Hermes."
"Hig-ah-har-jug-Alexandra Daddrio-dooby-dar been."
"What are you doing Hermes?" Apollo asked, feeling a little intimidated, like in the begininng of Wicked's "No Good Deed Goes Unpunished".
"Soup-hah-kah-Logan Lerman-fickle-fargen."
"Stop it, you're freaking me out."
"Mickle-Nickle-Brendon T. Jackson-mackle-foohk-en-tee-pee-targen!"
"Okay, dude, not cool."
"Jake Abel-fart-sen-hickle-fickle-hippie-darben!"
"WHO ARE THEESE PEOPLE!" Apollo screamed, unsure whether to be more confused or scared.
"Rain-fart-hee-bee-jee-bee-Steeve-coogan-fee-gan!"
"Okay you can have the freaking cookie!"
75. Zeus's commands can not be raftified by 2/3 ratio
"Since Hera, who does all the cleaning and dirty work around here, has gone M.I.A., I believe we have to divide her chores amoung us before this place becomes a total... shit hole," Zeus announced. "Hades, you have to plunge all the toilets after Ares takes soft-ball sized holy shit (pun intended) due to an overdose of Laxatives. Artemis, you have to clean Apollo's Mysterti Syder. Demeter, you have to mow all the lawns. Athena, you will have help her pick out weeds, and Poseidon, youhave to clean Bessie's tank. Apollo, you can to rub my bunions. Aphrodite, dust all the books in the divine library. Hestia will do all the dishes. Hephaestus you have to mop the whole east side of Olympus. Dionysus will do the west. Hermes, you will have to polish the statue's of Hera and I."
Herems interjected immiedately. "Wait, that's no fair."
"Yes," Hades said, unnerved. "I have no interest in cleaning Ares's waste products."
"I say we vote." Suggested Aphordite, pounding her fist on her throne, similar to a judge in court.
Apollo nodded, then said the smartest thing that probably had ever come out of his mouth. "Since America is now our host I only feel it right to respect it traditions. As the in America, orders are raitified by 2/3 ratio."
Zeus rolled his eyes. "Fine, who votes that we don't do chores and let this place turn into a shit hole."
Not anyone's surprise everyone raised their hand.
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THE 150 THINGS THREEQUEL.
Okay, Beta apps are closed now. And Eleos is now my Beta! Now, There is an important Poll on my profile where YOU decide the sequel to this. I'm writing a sequeal and One Spin OFF! So... I'll put information about each story on my profile then vote.
The spin-off are orginal stories. Chose one.
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There are two choices total..
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IN OTHER WORDS...
Only five in chapter to mark half-way point in story. Which if you remember, correctly means new character.
WHO'S NEXT?
Who do you what me to turn into a prankster next?
THE CREATIVITY PONY HAS ABONDED ME!
I seriously need ideas before I go back to googling them. Help!