(AN: guys thanks for revewing but its not a joke ok? Even if it wus it wudn't too make peple angry it wudn't be making fun of peple. Mayb it wud be because it mite be fun too let go and rite a bunch of crap instead of trying relly relly hard. Not like not try at all but still. I don't like making peple angry I like to make peple laff so it wud be too rite a terrible funy story. I'm not trying too make peple angry. So think about that pleese befor you revew.)

(AN: and also im geting beter at riting so ya my first chapter is kinda bad. I kno it.)

"DIEEEEEE" shouted Moley as she ran relly fast toward Dreco who was snarking. Her hard metal hares smashed in to his belly and he esploded. His ded body flew backwerds and smashed in to a wall. "See I was rite I can kill you!" she yelled at the ded esploded Dreco. But his picpocety guts floaded bac too his body and went in to his c z avitys (like chest and nasall cavitys). His skins atached toogether and Dreco stood up all heeled.

"No." he sed. "You were rong!" And he swung his punch at Moley's hed. But she doged it and wipped out the elder wand and pointed it at Dreco.

"A VADA KEDOBRA!" she casted and she hoped it wud kill him for good. And becus she is the Moley herself it did kill him for good.

"No you killed me for good!" he screamed as he died from da green majic. Hairy walked up too Moley and huged her from behind.

"You killed him for good." he sed romanticly in her eer.

"Yep" she sed bac too him knowing the facts like her ded smart dad. "Maybe I cud do that for the Talent Sho…. Now lets find your robs that Dreco picpoceted."

PAG BRAKE

Ron was relly bored in the infermery. He was relly sad to. Ron was ok, but wen he left and somone saw his scar they beet him up relly bad. It was relly funny and a lot of peeple laffed but then the heely lady came out and sed "Oi you dum kids I'll kedobra you lot oi!" She sed it like that cuz there scotish or watever rite. And all the beet-upers ran away too class. Then wen everyone was gone the lady kiked Ron in the fat belly.

So Ron had a bad day. His boyfrend was ded everywon hates him and cuz of the scar he cudn't enter the Talent Sho. He looked over too his wand on the bedside table.

"Hmm" he sed he grabbed the wand. With sad in his eyeballs he took a deep breth and sed...

"A vada kedobra." Normaly with all other spels Ron The Fatty cudn't make them. But mayb fate wanted him ded, cuz the green majic came out and went on Ron. And so Ron Weesely killed himself after so much hate and animostity was put on him his hole live.

"Oi my bloody god oi!" Went the heely nurse wich wen she walked in to the room. It smeled like ded body. "Oi no, no, no." Ron's body was lying on the bed, ded and stuff. The heely lady imediately ran away too tell Abus.

"Abus, Abus!" yelled the heely wich as she came in to the Hedmatress's office.

"My dad is ded." Replied Moley. "I am Hedmatress." The nurse was embraced about the huge mistake.

"I'm really sorry Hedmatress Moley Dubledore I've made a huge mistake. But I found a ded body. It was that one kid you know the ginger one..."

"Ron Weesely?" Asked Moley smartly.

"Yes he's ded! I think he killed himself cuz there was a wand in his hand and there were no woonds on him."

"Ok let's go, come on Hairy." sed Moley, grabing Hairy's hand.

As they went too the infermery, Moley asked som qwestons.

"So wuy wud he kill himself?" She asked, even tho she alredy knew. Moley just wanted too see what the heely lady thot.

"I think it was cuz som kids beet him up real bad oi." The nurse put on a poker face cuz she thot she was wuy Ron killed himself (she was rite tho, it was her falt.) "Where here Hedmatress."

Moley gaged as they went in the room. She was fake gaging cuz she acshully liked the smel but both Hairy and Nurse gaged so she did to.

"Ther he is, wat do i call you?" sed the Nurse.

"Call me Moley," she sed back nicely. Like some peple wud make you call them Ms. Hedmatress Dubledore but Moley was so relly cool and nice. Sudenly a girl like Moley's age came in (like 17 everyon's like 17 in this story ok?). She had a trenchcote and her cool hair was flowing wen she woked.

"Hi I'm Alexandra DeParcucio." sed the perfect girl. "I'm a relly smart detective and I'm here too solve the case of the ded ginger guy."

Everyon gasped but not Moley...she just made a relly rude bichy frown. (AN: like sorry Moley-URL I know ur not relly rude or a bich but its just in the story you are kinda. Ok sorry!) Moley didn't like Alexandra but also litle did she know Alexandra didn't like her ither! "So wat hapened here?" Alexandra sed smartly - even smartlyer than Moley can be.

"He kild himself." sed the Nurse. Alexandra went over too the ded body.

"Ya he killd himself I can tell. It was with the A vada curse."

"How'd you know smarty-pants?" sed Moley meenly.

"The skin turns lite green wen u die frum it like the same color as the majic. So I gess this case is closed. I need to go now so-"

"Wait!" sed Mc Gogall brusting in to the room relly cooly. "She neds to stay! She is old enof to be here and with bieng so smart she cud be top off the class!"

"Well if you want me here I'll stay!" said Alexandra cooly and smart and awesomly! Moley frownd agen. She hatted the new girl and she even notised Hairy looking at her with lovey eyes.

"If u want to do the Talent Sho then I can help you." sed Hairy looking at Alexandra with lovey eyes cuz Alexandra is so relly pretty and just like so good. Moley hit him.

"You love me not her rite?" she sed romaticly, tuching his face. He helded his bruse.

"Oi not anymor, u hit me way to much." Then Hairy turned to Alexandra sexily. "Alexandra will u merry me?"

Alexandra looked relly suprised. But she smiled relly big. "Of corse I will!" They went toward eech other and kissed. Moley's frown went relly big.

"I'LL DO RELLY GOOD AT THE TALENT SHO AND YOULL COME BACK TOO ME!"" she sed loudly and screamly as she stormed out of the room.

"Well…." sed Hairy, "Lets get marride."