Welcome to Varia Café!

Summary: Welcome to the Varia Café! A cute baby, cheeky frog, sadistic prince, loud shark, outrageous crossdresser, perverted old man and a boss, what a wonderful place! Stop by and take a seat. CRACK.

"Welcome to Varia Cafe!"

Levi's voice boomed as he greeted two girls who entered the cafe. The first girl had deep red hair and the other had grey hair.

He was ignored at first and the two girls continued to look around. Levi dedicatedly repeated his greetings.

"Welcome to Varia Cafe!"

They gaped at the man who was wearing a butler costume and cursed their luck.

They wanted to have Prince Belphegor as their butler and if not him, then either one of the adorable kids, Fran or Mammon would do.

Levi didn't notice the sullen atmosphere surrounding the two girls, and if he did, he ignored it. He bowed once and spoke.

"I will take you customers to your seats."

The two girls exchanged glances and both gave resigned sighs. The first one with the red hear just gave a strained smile, "Please do."

Levi nodded his head and walked off to a particular table. Gesturing for both girls to sit down, he took a girly menu and handed it to each of them.

"Please take your time, dear customers."

The two dumbly nodded their heads and chatted with each other, comparing their choices.

They took a long while and the red head finally ordered, "Can I have some Brown Sugar Macchiato and a Chocolate Waffle?"

"If that is what the customers wish." Levi curtly nodded his head as he politely responded.

"Then," The girl with the grey hair spoke up as she placed her orders, "I want to have a Black Forest and a Strawberry Smoothie."

He nodded as he took note of the orders in a girly notebook. He sent another curt nod their way as he bowed and stated, "Then I should start working on the customer's orders."

He walked off and the two girls exchanged glance. The red haired female cleared her throat as she commented, "That was... Interesting."

"Yeah." Her companion nodded as both of them continue to stare at the old man's direction. She voiced out, "He wasn't especially pleasing to the eye like Prince Belphegor, Fran and baby Mammon..."

They exchanged glances and the red haired girl finished the statement for her, "But he has good serving skills."

"Wow."

Alice spoke up when Levi walked inside the kitchen. The girl's hand was placed under her chin, another hand lazily stirring a coffee.

Levi stopped to look around and see if the words were for someone who wasn't him. Thinking that it wasn't him, he had always been ignored anyways, he continued on and prepared his customers' dishes.

Alice twitched. She, the hail and almighty manager of the Varia Cafe, got ignored by Levi, the one who was always ignored no less. She cleared her throat and moved towards where the Lightning guardian was and opened her mouth.

"You're actually..." Alice paused as she thinks of a word that can voice out her mangled thoughts, "Efficient."

"Of course." Some sort of sparkles were present in Levi's eyes as he proudly declared, "This is all for the boss!"

Alice smiled when she thought that it was for her but then realized that it was for the spoiled son of the Ninth. She blanched and she muttered, "What a loyalty."

"Of course." Levi puffed out his chest with pride and he beamed, "I have done a lot of things just to please the boss."

"I didn't want to work as a butler for a cafe," Levi stated without waiting for the manager to react, "but if the boss has asked me too, then I would work."

Alice nodded her head and noticed that the older man had finished his preparation and pointed it out, "Your costumers' meals are already done."

Levi nodded and took both combinations of meals and drinks as he went off, humming something along the lines of, "The boss is great, the boss is the boss."

Alice widened her eyes despite the fact that she was already used to the assassination squad's weird and extreme tendencies. Shaking her head as she saw the last of Levi's figure in the kitchen, she muttered, "How loyal. He's crazy and insane but I guess you have to give props for his loyalty."

"Here are the customers' orders." Levi informed as he placed the meals on the customers' table.

There was a slight silence and the two began eating, taking in the savor taste of the food and commenting about it between bites. When the two were halfway-finished, the red head spoke up, "Since when have you worked here?"

There was a silence before Levi spoke up and disclosed, "It's been half a year since we started working at the cafe."

"Ah." The girl with grey hair lightened up and she curiously asked, "Are you close with the hot butlers here?"

"Hot butlers?" Despite himself, even Levi felt the need to throw up. Not that he did, though, because throwing up is a sign of disgrace and committing a disgraceful act will not please the boss.

And of course, Levi's goal in life is probably to please the boss and worship the ground he moves on.

Both customers deeply blushed and the grey-haired girl elaborated, "I mean..."

She paused as she gestured at little Fran and Prince Belphegor, her cheeks tinted pink the whole time she did the gesture.

"We live in the same mansion." That was the closest thing to an answer that Levi could disclose.

The two girls squealed and they asked, their eyes shining, "Can you give us any sort of souvenir from them?!"

Levi only shrugged and blankly answered, "Maybe."

The two girls stood up and left with beaming energy, but not before bidding, "We'll visit the cafe again!"

Levi smiled and thought, 'Did I do well, boss?'

Omake

Levi was humming a weird tune the whole time in the staff area.

"Levi~" Lussuria tilted her, er his head to the side, "What are you humming?"

"A hymn for the boss."

The other three in the room stared at the Lightning Guardian and Bel blenched, "Pervert."

"Bel-sempai, everything you say doesn't connect whatsoever."

A set of knives were thrown in a certain frog's direction.

A/N: Here's the lates update sweethearts! I'm not sure if you guys found this chapter but I kind of did. And I lessen the Levi-torturing. O.O

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