My Mega Poke Screwup

By: FunahoMisaki

(A/N: I own nothing and read last chapter)

It was a tense twenty minutes of everyone standing there as Articuno cried over Saoirse who was no longer leaning against Lugia and instead laying on the ground with her head in Lenora's lap. The Lengendries were still glaring at Trip while the humans had moved over to circle Saoirse protectively, even though they were all still glaring as well. Heck Diantha and Malva were literally being held back by Clay and Wikstrom to keep from doing anything other than glare and growl at the boy.

"There. It is done. She will live and has been healed. Soon we shall also find out what Pokémon she will turn into." Articuno said as she stopped crying, nuzzling Saoirse gently before backing up slightly. Everyone seemed to stop breathing as a soft blue light enveloped Saoirse for a minute before beginning to get smaller and smaller…

"Ha! She's one of us! The rest of you can suck it!" Mew broke the following silence full of disbelief as the light vanished…only to show a small blue and purplish colored Mew in Lenora's lap.

"Wait…I said that out loud…CRAP!" Mew said after a moment of everyone staring at him in disbelief and amusement in Mewtwo's case. Mewtwo just snickered at his 'sister's words and reaction.

"Looks like she's not just a Mew. Look!" Zapdos called pointing one lightning encased wing at Saoirse the Mew…who was now glowing blue again.

"Okay an aura using Pokémon like Riolu is expected for her. But how many forms is she going to have?" Moltres asked looking at Articuno who thought about it for a few minutes. Sure enough Saoirse had turned into a baby Riolu and had a purple, gold and blue coloration which made her a shiny as she cuddled closer to Lenora.

"Hmm…last time I used healing tears was only for about ten minutes and the guy had one form but no Aura…I've healed her for roughly 30 to 40 minutes and she has some rather strong Aura…four forms most likely, five max." Articuno said and sure enough Saoirse began to glow again.

"Hah she took after me too!" Rayquaza cheered as he looked at the baby Rayquaza in Lenora's lap. Thankfully the little gold and blue Rayquaza was just that, little, barely any bigger than a Bellsprout as it curled up in Lenora's lap and enjoying her scales being stroked softly.

"I think it's more because of the types and her abilities than her liking any particular Pokémon better than another. Mew was the first Pokémon she turned into, because she enjoys acting childish and because of the latent physic power she possess. Then there was a Riolu mainly because of her fighting spirit and her Aura powers which are slightly unlocked. Then there's Rayquaza cause of her dragon like temperament and sense of friends and family. Now look. She's a baby Arceus because of her saving the world and maintaining balance." Sure enough Lugia's words rang true as the baby Arceus with the gold and blue coloration purred under Lenora's non-stopping stroking or scratching behind her ears.

"Leave it to her to have three legendary forms based solely on who she is." Latias said although she smiled fondly down at Saoirse who began to glow blue again.

"Who wants to bet on what type her next form will be?" Tornadous asked in a grumbling voice causing the other legendries to exchange looks before they all said their guesses and wagers.

"Three pokeblocks on her being a normal type!"

"Normal? Like hell. Five pokeblocks on her being a Fire type!"

"Fire are you nuts? I bet six pokeblocks on another dragon type!"

"It won't work like that. She'd only have one dragon form Air head! Six pokeblocks on Ground type."

"Five on Water!"

"Seven on Flying!"

"Ten on electric!"

"Eight on physic!"

"Been there already! Four on Grass!"

"Seven on Dark!"

"Ten on Poison!" The humans could only stare in shock as the legendries and even the other Pokémon out began to bet on which type Saoirse's next form would be.

"You're all wrong! Knowing her as well as I do…she's a fairy type!" Pikachu called out at them, being projected to the other humans as well thanks to all the psychics.

"Fairy is the most rare and powerful type though." Mew pointed out causing the others to nod in agreement.

"Exactly! I'd wager twenty pokeblocks and ten bottles of ketchup on her being a Fairy Type!" Pikachu said back confidently and causing all of the Pokémon to stare at him slightly before they all looked back to Saoirse who had began to glow blue again. The light slowly left causing a roar of shock and disbelief amongst the Pokémon and humans alike. In Lenora's lap curled up happily was a baby Xernas with a white and golden colored coat and tiny blue antlers with rainbow tips and protrusions.

"Four legendary Pokémon!" Zapdos squawked shocked.

"Ha! I called her type!" Pikachu cried sounding and looking very smug.

"No wait…she's transforming again!" Virizon cried startled and causing everyone to stare wide eyed as Saoirse transformed into her sixth and final form.

"Oh come on that's just unfair!" Moltres pouted as the small golden colored ditto snuggled up to Lenora, while the other legendries stared at it in disbelief.

"Well she's a rare type of person so Fairy type makes sense…and she's very versatile so I guess being a shapeshifted like Ditto counts…" Pikachu said although he was pouting slightly that she didn't turn into a Pikachu like him.

"Ugh…my fricking head is killing me…" Saoirse said reverting to her human form finally and sitting up as she rubbed her head…in a heartbeat most of the males around and a few girls passed out with large nosebleeds and many more blushed.

"Saoirse!" Lenora cried wide eyed as she threw her apron over the girl, causing the girl to blink at her while the other gym leaders/elite four that were conscious were throwing their coats or jackets over her as well. Saoirse looked down at herself and let out a loud 'eep' at Articuno's sheepish words.

"Whoops…forgot that the transforming wouldn't include her cloths."