Part 7
Joker POV
My thoughts were all over the place with the presence of the GCPD investigators dropping in. The only solution was to act unfazed and keep the joke going. A laugh escaped my lips as I gestured two girls forward. "Officer's may I introduce Dee Dee and Dee Dee," I broke out in two men had completely different attitudes about them. Harvey I knew all to well from the constant bickering he held with my associates. He was at least someone to use and keep around. His reaction had some emotion behind his brown eyes. The partner though was a new face to me, young and arrogant. Blue eyes cold as steel with nothing but righteousness. That had me amused and entertained though. Why does he have such a determined look. "So as we all know I am Joker, and you some how found my very exclusive club. What can I assist you with?"
I sat down pulling Quinn to my lap. Her smell filled my senses and I gaped wide eyed at her. Grabbing her hair I locked my lips to hers aggressively. Yanking her away she looked at me with wanton eyes. "Get out of my sight your annoying me," I snapped angrily. She blinked out of her minor spell. How dare she look at me like that?! She knows how easy it is to lose control and she would allow it. She is so arrogant I'll have to show her later how to behave I chuckled as she scurried out of our sight. I caught the new detective become uneasy at my actions and I licked my metal teeth. "Something on your mind?" I growled leaning closer to him. Harvey cleared his throat and I rolled my eyes. "Yessss, Harvey Harvey Harvey," I leaned back cackling. "You escaped again. Want to tell me why the hell I shouldn't round up this whole building?" he questioned. Tilting my head I smirked and sighed, "You see animals like myself don't belong in cages. We are meant to roam free." My joke made the younger man angry as he slammed the table losing his temper. Sapphire burned against emerald and I couldn't resist a long insane laugh. "Harvey what is this boys name?" I asked breathlessly. "My name is Detective Gordon," the man replied for himself.
My eyes looked down as I placed my hands together nodding. "You see, Gordon, I'm not another run of the mill villain. I assume you read my files and probably think that I deserve every second of my life rotting." Standing up I stretched out my arms giggling, "I'm not your enemy I only have one purpose in this town and that is to kill Batman. I have no business involved in the under belly of this city." Gordon stood right into my face and sneered, "You have killed thousands, abuse the one person that loves you and even that seems to be her diluted idea that you forced in her head. As for not having connections to the crimes in this city. What about the fact we saw Oswald Cobblepot leaving this establishment with, let's call it merchandise?" My smile stopped and my eyes went black making Gordon waver a tad. My sanity sapped into a reservoir of blind rage. Swiftly both of my guns were out pointed at both of their heads.
"You see," I chuckled darkly waving them slightly in each hand. "I hate having blue in my house, it's such a sad color. Now purple is royal and green is for wealth and soon red." Walking closer to Gordon pressing the barrel to his lobe. "You wanna know what I think red stands for, splattered like paint? It reminds me of love, passion, and luxury. Why do you think my doll wears it so much? It's my favorite color." Pressing back the pistol Harley's hand wraps around my wrist. Her soft body behind me with her lush lips against my ear. My breathing becomes rapid as she whispers in my ear. "Not this one Puddin' Batsy knows him." My hand dropped immediately, my smile and amusement back in check. "Another time maybe, but how about Dee Dee and Dee Dee give you some time and you can ask them a few more questions. My doll and I have other meetings to attend, after all we did just get released."
Harley POV
Dee Dee and Dee Dee stepped forward perfect blonde twins that were dressed in black dresses. Sapphire eyes blinked up innocently through thick lashes. Mr. J had a certain taste and it bothered me, his affection towards to the twins. Their slender arms wrapped around Harvey and Gordon's shoulders. "How can we service you?" they said sultry. The lids on both detectives wavered and a smirk played on my lips. Feeling strong hands wrap around my waist and I leaned my head back against the Joker's chest. "You are so clever Mistah J," I breathed. A laugh escaped his lips and made my smile spread further as he swirled me around to face him. Silver teeth clicked as he slapped me with the back of his hand. "No! It's funny, not clever. You didn't get the joke idiot. The perfume is a joke it is to prove that all men are the same and the twins are the same so, ughhhh!" The Joker paced and stopped in front of his cane. Cracking his neck he shook his head. I looked wide eyed as he picked it up tenderly. "Now, Mistah J, I know it was supposed to be funny. You are the funniest man I know," I begged giggling nervously. Stepping back as he looked at me swinging his cane as he approached me. "Harley, Harley, Harley, get in the limo...now," he breathed the last word into my face. I shivered in fear as I turned towards the door. I felt his black leather hand grip he back of my neck aggressively. A small whimper escaped my lips rewarded with a push that made me scuttle forward.