Kenza: "hello people of this world and welcome back to fullmetal alchemist dares..."

Mei: "Whats wrong with you?"

Kenza: "The heat has been KILLING ME! IT'S SO HOT!" * light bulb appears on top of head* "I HAVE AN IDEA!"

Everbody: "?"

Kenza: "Since I have a terrible head ache I will let one of you host the show today. And since Edward hear is the main character, I will let him host."

Edward: "SWEET!" :D

Alphonse: "Uh...ok. I hope you feel better soon Kenza."

Kenza: "Thanks Al. Ed you better be good...*gives Ed death glare*

Edward: "No worries. I got this!" *cracks his knuckles*

Kenza: "Well ok...BY THE WAY! What ever happend to the guy flirting with Winry Ed?"

Winry: "and happend to those 2 little kids. What was there names again?... OH YEAH! Goten and Trunks.

Edward: "I gave him a chance of keeping his job hear but told him to never see Winry again."

Kenza: "And those two left a wile back."

Alphonse: " Brother, how did you tell him that exaclty... *gives suspicious look towards Ed*

Edward: "Uh..."

Kenza: "EXPLIAN LATTER! ON WITH THE DARES!" *leaves and goes to a quit and cool room*

Edward: "Ok. This first dare is from Homunculus Envy.

Envy: "Wait what?"

Lust: "This guy must be a big fan of you Envy."

Envy: "Cool. I got fans."

Edward: "SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO THE DARE!"

Alphonse: "O my gosh...Brothers turning into Kenza already...*turns pale white with fear."

Winry: "No not my Edward..."

Everybody: "YOUR EDWARD!?"

Winry: "I meen... Our Edward... heheheh..." *scratches the back of her head and had shifty eyes*

Edward: "Oh no...*turns white with fear as well then shakes his head* "Al, I start to act like Kenza, Slap me! THATS AN ORDER!"

Alphonse: "O...k..."

Edward: "Anyways, again first dare."

I dare pipsqueak to wear a mini skirt and say I'm a pretty girl!

Edward: "WHO YOU CALLING A PIPSQUEAK!?"

Alphonse: "Brother..."

Edward: "NO I'M NOT DOING THE DARE! THIS REVIEWER IS NUTS!"

Kenza: *door swings open and a metal bat hits Ed on the head* "DON'T INSULT MY FANS!"

Edward: "OOWWWW! EVEN WHEN SICK SHE'S DEADLY!"

Kenza: "SAY SORRY!"

Edward: "Fine sorry..."

Kenza: *bat atomaticaly floats back into her hands and Kenza throws it again at Ed's head* "TO THE REVIEWER NOT ME!"

Edward: "OOWW! OK SORRY HOMUNCULUS ENVY!"

Kenza: "BETTER!" *door slams shut and it gets quit again*

Alphonse: "Please do the dare brother...I don't want you to end up dieing on me now..."

Edward: *rolls his eyes* "fine..." *goes to changing room and comes out in a mini skirt*

Alphonse: *tries so hard not to laugh*

Edward: "HEY! YOUR MY OWN BROTHER! YOUR NOT SUPPOSE TO LAUGH AT ME!"

Alphonse: "I'm sorry-" *snicker* "Brother. Just-"*giggle* "Do the line ok..."*snort*

Edward: *sighs in frustration* "I'm a pretty girl..."

Winry: "I don't think Kenza would be to happy if you didn't meen what you said. You have to mean it of the reviewer will tell her... sorry Ed..."

Edward: *thinks of what Kenza might do to him and swallows* "Fine..." *takes a realy deap breath* "I'M A PREATY GIRL!" *sparkles and hearts go around Ed with a pink background*

Alphonse: "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! *starts to roll on the floor with tears in his eyes and everybody ells follows*

Edward: *goes to emo corner*

Roy: "HEY ED! YOUR MOTHER CALLED FROM THE GRAVE AND SHE SAID SHE WAN'TS HER SKIRT BACK!"

Alphonse: *trying ignoring the fact he made fun of his dead mother and keeps laughing*

1 hour later...

Everybody: "Stops laughing but still has tears in there eyes*

Alphonse: "WE-were sorry brother... hehehe... We-We couldn't help it! AHAHAHAHAH! *Al bursts out laughing like crazy again just thinking about it*

Envy: "I EVEN GOT THAT ON TAPE!"

Edward: *comes out of emo corner* "I GET IT! ON TO THE NEXT DARE!" *looks annoyed and ashamed of his own brother for laughing at him*

I dare colonel pyro to steal Hawkeye's panties!

Roy: "What!?"

Riza: "NO WAY!"

Edward: *now has evil grin* Do it mustang I dare you..."

Mei: "Isn't that against the rules?"

Edward: "Not if we block out the scene."

Everything goes dark... 5 min latter...

Roy: "I couldn't get them..." *falls to the ground all bloody and beaten up*

Riza: "Hear. *throse roy panties*

Roy: "YOUR JUST GOING TO GIVE THEM TO ME!?"

Riza: "yeah because they freshly bought and technicaly there mine so..."

Roy: *goes to emo corner for not getting what he really asked for*

Edward: "Ok..."

Riza: "Loop whole" :D

Edqard: "Next dare."

I dare Al to transmute himself into a metal kitty! Hehe!

Edward: "Al you heard what the reviewer said. Turn into a metal kitty...Al?..."

Alphonse: *still non-stop laughing on the ground*

Edward: "AL!"

Alphonse: *ignoring his brother and keeps laughing*

Edward: "2 words... Kitty punch..."

Alphonse: *stops immediately * "Don't remind me about punching that poor cat!"

Edward: "THEN STOP LAUGHING AT THE DARE I DID!"

Alphonse: "..."

Edward: "What?"

Alphonse: "I have my body back I can't transform into a metal kitty..."

Edward: "I had a feeling you would say that so Kenza let me borrow her transforming rod."

Alphonse: "But I don't want to-"

Edward: "STOP! KITTY TIME!"

Alphonse: "But brother-"

Edward: *uses wand and Al goes back into a suit of armor*

Alphonse: "NOOOOO!"

Edward: "Now, DO THE DARE! *points finger at Al dramatically*

Alphonse: *slaps him*

Edward: "OOWW! WHAT THE HECK AL!?"

Alphonse: "You told me when you started to act like Kenza I have to slap you..."

Edward: "Ohh... Well just do the dare..."

Alphonse: *claps his hands together and turns into a metal cat*

Mei: "AWWW! WHAT A CUTE CAT!" *picks up cat and holds it in her arms*

Edward: "You know thats Al right?"

Mei: "I know..."

Alphonse as metal cat: *purs in Meis arms*

Edward: "..."

Winry: "O...k... wait I think we have time for a few more dares. There from Fanfics- unknown again."

Edward: "Ok. Lets hear them."

This one is for Ed- Is id bad/weird to have a folder full of pictures of you?

Edward: "NO! I THINK ITS COOL! I WAN'T A FOLDER OF ME!" :D

Winry: "Alchemy freak..."

Edward: "WHAT!? WHAT DID I EVER SAY TO YOU GEAR HEAD!?"

Winry: *gives Ed death glare and so does Ed*

and 2, for everyone but Envy. Help me prove a a point to my sister-is Envy wearing a miniskirt and tube-top?

Everybody: "Yes..." *answers all immediately at the same time*

Envy: "WHAT! I AM NOT!"

Roy: "You look like a goth palm tree..."

Envy: "I'LL KILL YOU!"

Edward: " NO KILLING! Lets have a vote for the next review's we get people that think Envy looks a palm tree put "ENVY IS A GOTH PALM TREE!" If you disagree put "FORGET YOU ENVY IS AWESOME!"

Winry: "Sounds fair to me."

Envy: 'IF ANY OF VOTE YES YOU ALL WILL DIE A VERY VERY VERY SLOWLY AND PAINFUL DEATH!"

Edward: "Shut up goth palm tree like person."

Envy: "WHAT WAS THAT PIPSQUEAK!"

Edward: "WHO YOU CALLING AS SMALL AS A SHRIMP THAT CAN RIDE ON THE BACK OF A GRASSHOPPER!?"

Envy: "I DIDN'T EVEN SAY THAT BUT YEAH SHORE!"

Edward: "OK THAT'S IT! PUT EM UP!"

Envy and Edward: *start to battle*

Winry: "I guess this is all for today...I wonder how Kenza's doing?"

Mei: "I don't know. *pets Al some more in metal cat form*

Alphonse: "Meow..."

Winry: "Ok then... Bye and please review and come back soon." :D

Envy and Edward: *keep fighting making a loud racket*

Kenza: *busts out of the room she was in* "EDWARD SHUT UP! THAT INCLUDES YOU TO ENVY!" Throws metal bat at bolth of them and knocks them out*

Winry: "This is going to be a long day..."*face palms*.