Hello everyone and happy April fools day, I hope you all are having a joyous day of pranking or enjoying other's misery
I apologize for taking so long in publishing this chapter but I was having trouble writing the last part of this special
Other than that, enjoy
First year at Signal Academy
Sasuke was sitting under a tree in the middle of Signal's Academy's passing area. He was currently reading a book about other uses for aura for future references. Sasuke sensed Yang walking up to him as he let out a groan, he still doesn't understand why the girl is following him around even when he specifically said to leave him alone
"What do you want Yang" Sasuke asked dryly as he turned to see Yang with one hand behind her back
"Damn" Yang cursed while stomping her foot on the ground "I was hoping to sneak up on you" Yang grumbled with disappointment as Sasuke just raised a brow
"Is there something you want or are you going to bother me again for no apparent reason" Sasuke said dryly as he just wants peace and quiet at the moment
"Well I wanted to know if you wanted any pie" Yang said pulling out a steaming hot pie from behind her back with a few slices missing "Want some?" Yang asked with a cheerful smile that seems, too cheerful
"No thanks, I don't like eating food with such high calories" Sasuke said dryly while turning a page of his book
"Come on, it's good" Yang pleaded with a pout and watery eyes that made Sasuke stop reading to look at her in shock at the expression she was making
"Yang stop" Sasuke said putting the book down while moving back slightly. Yang's response was to look even more sad "Dammit Yang stop" Sasuke pleaded when he saw a tear about to fall "Oh for pete's sake! Fine!" Sasuke reluctantly shouted as Yang's somber attitude turned to a cheerful one in a split second
Yang pulled out a paper plate that Sasuke has no idea where she got from as she put a slice of pie on it with a fork to eat with. Yang handed the pie to Sasuke who grumbled as he picked up the fork and cut off a good size of the pie before stabbing the fork into it. Sasuke lifted the fork with the piece of the pie to his mouth as he noticed Yang's oddly immense giddiness for reasons he doesn't understand
Sasuke took a bite and chewed as a familiar taste came to him, it was incredibly acidic, bitter, had a slight sour taste to it and had larges bits to chew on "Not bad" Sasuke mused as he took another bite as he looked up at Yang's look of disappointment and shock "What?" Sasuke asked continuing to eat his slice of raw tomato pie
"How are you able to eat that?!" Yang asked in shock as Sasuke raised a brow "I had other people eat this and they nearly upchucked when they took a bite, yet you're eating it like it's the best thing in the world" Yang complained as Sasuke looked at her in confusion
"Well what did you expect, I actually like tomatoes" Sasuke explained simply with a shrug as he finished his slice "Even though the dough is a little dry, it was still good" Sasuke mused as he crushed the paper plate into a ball and tossed into a trashcan a couple of feet away from them
". . . Well that was no fun" Yang grumbled as Sasuke raised his brow at her again for an explanation "Nothing" Yang said with a sigh as she held her hand out "Come on, class is going to start" Yang said simply as Sasuke shrugged as he reached out to grab her hand
He faltered for a second and instead grabbed her wrist when he saw a glint of mischief in her eyes. Sasuke pulled himself up as Yang frowned as Sasuke looked at her hand and saw something on her middle finger, like a buzzer of some sort.
"Really?" Sasuke asked dryly as Yang let out a sheepish laugh "Mind if I ask why you're trying to, what's the word. . Prank me" Sasuke said as he wasn't really familiar with the concept of playing pranks as he always had better things to do like train
"What? Today is April fools day, it's only natural to prank people for the heck of it" Yang said lightly with a shrug as Sasuke let out a huff
"Well you're not going to get me today" Sasuke said letting go of Yang's wrist as he walked away
"Maybe not today but there is always next year!" Yang called out to Sasuke who shook his head and figured the girl wouldn't remember this by next year
Second Year at Signal Academy
Sasuke was walking down the corridor towards his next class as it was a passing period right now and he had nothing better to do but go to class. Sasuke found it odd he didn't see the blonde girl that he was becoming accustomed to all day. From what Sasuke could tell she was either sick or was planning something, whatever it is he doesn't really care
Sasuke walked up to the door of his next class and was about to open it. Sasuke eyes became narrow as he noticed how the door was cracked opened ever so slightly that a normal person wouldn't even notice. He also felt the significant difference in weight of the door as he pushed it lightly which he noticed it weighs at least a few pounds more than it should.
Sasuke let out a huff as he fairly certain he knows what's behind the door because he remembered another blonde doing something like this so many years ago.
Sasuke opened the door and shot his hand up as he caught the bucket of water that was on top of the door before it could spill over. Sasuke was about to carefully put the bucket down but stopped when he noticed a hair thin wire connected to the handle of the bucket. Sasuke followed the wire as he noticed there was a, what he could guess, pie launcher off to the side that was ready to throw a pie at him when the thin wire snaps
Sasuke shook his head as he pulled out a kunai and threw it at the launcher, knocking the throwing mechanism off as the pie was flung haphazardly in the air.
"Yang, I know you're here" Sasuke said dryly as he turned to see the girl coming out from under the teacher's desk
"Seriously, how the hell did you know about what was behind the door" Yang complained as Sasuke rolled his eyes as he put the bucket of water off to the side and held his hand out as the pie landed onto his palm
"Just plain skills Yang" Sasuke stated with a shrug as he walked over to her "Now, why?" Sasuke asked while gesturing back to the door
"It's April Fools Day, don't you remember I said I'll try to get you again?" Yang said referring to last year's April Fools
"Oh yeah, didn't think you would actually remember about that" Sasuke said with a shrug
"Well I did and seeing as you already foiled today's plan I have no choice but to go bigger next year" Yang said determinedly as Sasuke rolled his eyes at the girl
"Whatever you say Yang" Sasuke said waving the girl off as he went and took his seat as the girl let out a huff as she went to get rid of the pie launcher before coming back to class for their lesson
Third Year at Signal Academy
Sasuke was at his locker about to get his weapons for combat training class. It was April Fools once more and Sasuke wondered what Yang did for today, he was getting quite comfortable with the girl antics year round that he doesn't really see her as an annoyance anymore. . somewhat. Sasuke was about to open his locker but stopped when he felt a familiar electrifying sensation when he had his hand an inch from the handle of his locker
". . . . . . . Hey Ruby" Sasuke called out to the younger girl who jumped up from Sasuke suddenly calling her
"Uh, yes?" Ruby asked curiously
"Come here for a second" Sasuke said with a hand gesture to come closer
". . . Okay?" Ruby muttered as she was unsure what to make of this situation. Ruby walked up to Sasuke as he suddenly shot his hand out and grabbed Ruby's wrist "Hey what are-" Ruby didn't finish that sentence as Sasuke put Ruby's hand on his locker's handle
Ruby started to shake violently as her hair stood up as Sasuke calmly forced her to open his locker. The second he opened it he heard a click as he pulled Ruby away from the locker door and held her in front of him. Ruby was hit by a balloon filled with pink dye that caused her black and red clothes to have pink splotches all over it
"Thank you for your assistance Ruby" Sasuke said putting Ruby down who was still shaking "Here, I think you deserve this for going through that" Sasuke said handing the girl a wad of money "Use it how ever you want" Sasuke said while taking off the wires that were connected from the inside portion of the handle to the device that had lightning dust crystal inside it which was taped to the side of the inside of his locker
"N-N-N-N-Not w-w-worth i-i-it" Ruby stuttered terribly before she fell down unconscious as Sasuke pulled out his weapons from his locker
"Was it really necessary to put that much voltage Yang and how did you get my combination to my locker?" Sasuke asked the blonde who was crouched on the ground next to her unconscious yet twitching sister
"Yes because a little zap won't do anything to you and it took me an bribing my uncle to give me locker combination but that is besides the point right now because what the hell Sasuke! Don't use my sister as a human shield!" Yang shouted angrily as Sasuke let out a huff
"Truth be told I thought the girl could handle the shock, guess I was wrong" Sasuke said slightly ashamed he used a little girl as a scapegoat in Yang's prank
"Dammit Sasuke, couldn't you used someone else than my sister" Yang complained as she helped her sister up into a sitting position
"I don't know, next time you try to prank me don't electrify my locker, someone could get hurt" Sasuke said sarcastically as Yang puff up her cheeks as she put her sister on her back
"Just watch yourself Uchiha, next year I will get you" Yang said turning to take Ruby to the nurse "You hear that, I will get you!" Yang shouted back as she left the locker room as Sasuke shook his head at the retreating blonde
"I'll never understand that girl at times" Sasuke muttered before a light smile appeared on his face "Though, I guess that's the reason why it's so interesting to around that girl" Sasuke mused before blinking in realization at what he said "Where did that come from?" Sasuke asked himself as he left the locker room while scratching his head in confusion
Fourth Year at Signal Academy
Sasuke walking home from Signal and he hasn't talked to Yang all day. Even when they had the same class Yang would avoid him and just look like she was plotting something. Sasuke knew it was April Fools so he guessed she was getting ready to find prank him with whatever plan she had
Sasuke continued to walk down the street towards his home until he saw a black cat cross his path. Sasuke just stared at the cat before shrugging and continued walking until he stopped at the edge of an alleyway. Sasuke sighed when he heard heavy breathing from withen the alleyway. Sasuke shook his head as he continued walking
"Five, four, three, two, one-" Sasuke counted down before a few kids he didn't even know appeared from behind a dumpster in the alleyway and started throwing water balloons at him. Sasuke dodged the balloons with ease as the kids kept throwing balloons at him until they ran dry "You done" Sasuke asked dryly as the kids looked disappointed from not hitting Sasuke "Now let me ask you kids something. Did a blonde girl ask you to do this" Sasuke asked with a huff as the kids looked at each other before nodding. Sasuke let out a huff with a shake of his head as he should've guessed Yang would get any help in trying to prank him
Sasuke shook his head mumbling a few incoherent things as he walked away from the kids who looked at him strangely. Sasuke continued walking down the street where he saw Zwei, Yang and Ruby's dog waiting for him at the street curb.
"Now what" Sasuke asked dryly as he stood in front of the puppy who barked at him before chasing his own tail in joy
Sasuke stared at the dog before hearing something scrape across the ground as he looked around and saw nothing. Sasuke then noticed the shadow of the building he was next to gain a bump in it. Sasuke looked up to where the shadow was cast to see Ruby about to pour a green liquid from a large drum barrel onto him. Sasuke jumped back as the liquid poured onto the sidewalk with a loud splat as the liquid was much thicker than Sasuke thought.
Sasuke shook his head while watching the green ooze flow down the street edge and into the sewer. Sasuke then turned his attention back up to Ruby who waved meekly at him as Sasuke let out a loud sigh
"Really Ruby?" Sasuke asked
"Well I kinda wanted payback for making me go through last years prank, remember" Ruby stomped her foot in bitterness that she didn't get Sasuke back for electrocuting her
"Not my fault, blame Yang for putting an electric zapper on a metal handle" Sasuke rebutted calmly as he walked around the ooze where he once stood to stand next to Zwei who pranced around his legs "Where's your sister any-" Sasuke stopped and picked up Zwei and held the dog out as a pie hit the puppy "Try again next year Yang" Sasuke shouted at the passing motorcyclist with long flowing hair who cursed as she drove past him "She will never give up will she" Sasuke mused as he looked down at Zwei who was eating pie off his body but stopped to look at Sasuke curiously
Sasuke shook his head before picking the dog up again before throwing him at Ruby. Ruby fumbled back when Zwei landed on her chest as Sasuke shook his head with slight mirth on his face as he wondered what she would do next year.
First Year at Beacon Academy: March 30
Team RWBY was sitting by themselves in the lunchroom as team JNPR was doing a group training session while team SVEN should be getting here in a few minutes. During this time Blake noticed Yang acting strange for the past few days, she acted more distant, tactful and oddly manic at times when she would giggle like crazy before going straight face and muttering something like 'that won't work'
"Is she alright?" Blake asked Ruby while pointing at Yang who was drumming her fingers against the lunch table while having a deep thoughtful look on her face
"What day is it?" Ruby asked ignoring Blake's question
"It's the 30th of March" Blake answered slowly
"Oh, then don't worry about Yang then, this completely normal" Ruby said as she ate one of her cookies as her team looked at her for an explanation "She always gets like this when April Fools Day comes around" Ruby stated calmly as she ate another one of her cookies
"Don't tell me she's going to plot on how she's going prank us on that unruly holiday" Weiss said before directing a glare at the blonde girl who remained oblivious to their entire conversation
"Nope" Ruby said popping the p "She only tries to prank Sasuke. She says it is her greatest challenge to beat, so she ignores everyone else and focuses on Sasuke" Ruby explained as Blake looked curious
"Really?" Blake asked curiously
"Yep, though she never got him once. Either Sasuke saw the prank coming or would use another person to take the punishment. . . . I still get a tingle down my spine every time I open my locker door" Ruby muttered as her two teammates stared at her blankly which she noticed "One of Yang's pranks and Sasuke used me as a human shield for it" Ruby grumbled as the two girls looked at each other before looking at Yang who was seething
"You alright Yang?" Blake asked cautiously as Yang's only response was to scream and slam her fist into the table as her fist went right through it
"Dammit all to hell!" Yang cursed angrily as she pulled her fist out of the table
"You alright" Blake asked from her now safe location on the other side of the table a few feet down from her
"I can't think of anything, he's always prepared for anything and because of that I can never get a drop on him" Yang said angrily as she referred to Sasuke always knowing what's happening even when he isn't looking in that direction
"You know" Blake began as Yang slowly moved her head to look at the bow wearing girl with a seething expression "I would've figured you distracted him with what most guys would be distracted with" Blake said calmly pointing at Yang's 'assets'
Yang looked at what she was pointing and stared blankly at them. That was before she started giggling madly with a shit eating grin on her face
"Oh, this is going to be good" Yang said with a twisted smile and red eyes as she began to laugh maniacally as a plan formed in her mind
Sasuke walking towards the lunchroom with his team visibly shivered and stopped dead in his tracks
"You alright?" Rhea asked while turning to look at her leader as the rest of the team turned to look at him
"I feel like something really bad or something good is about to happen but I can't put my finger on which is right" Sasuke said scratching his head in confusion as he kept on walking ahead as the rest of the team looked at each other before shrugging and headed towards the lunchroom with their leader
Two days later
Sasuke was sitting under a tree in the middle of Beacon's garden with a book in his hand. He didn't have any classes today due to the fact none of the professors wanted to deal with today, mostly from rumors that students would go out of their way to prank them even with the threat of a detention of suspension in the past. Sasuke looked around seeing if anything was different because he knows Yang is about to do something.
That is until he saw Yang walk up to him before plopping down next to him with a loud huff "You win" Yang said simply as Sasuke looked at her in shock
"I'm sorry?" Sasuke asked with clarification
"You win, I give up, it's completely impossible to prank you" Yang said with a huff as she looked away with a distant expression on her face
Sasuke couldn't believe what he was hearing, the girl who never gives up, is giving up
"Come on Yang, I'm sure you could come up with something" Sasuke said trying to make the blonde feel better
"Nah, I'm good, I'm all pranked out" Yang said with a huff as Sasuke looked her with a worried expression "So I might as well give you a reward for going through the four years of pranking" Yang said with a smile
"Reward?" Sasuke asked slowly before a shiver ran down his spine when Yang's smile turned slightly perverse
"Yes a long, vigorous, reward" Yang said with a husky voice as she straddled onto Sasuke's lap before he could move as he was in too much shock to even do anything at the moment
"Y-Yang?!" Sasuke stuttered in shock while turning red as Yang pressed her chest against his and started to rub against him as he was turning red from the action
"Don't worry Sasuke, let me do all the work" Yang said whispering in his ear before nibbling on it gently
Before Yang could do anything else she fell onto her rear when Sasuke abruptly stood up and ran as fast as he can away from her
". . . Well that was easy" Yang said with a smirk as she got up to follow him and enjoy the show he's about to put on for her
Sasuke didn't understand what just happened but the only thing he knows for sure was his instincts telling him to run like crazy. Sasuke ran down a random hallway inside Beacon before slowing down as he was sure Yang wasn't chasing after him. Sasuke placed a hand against his chest as he felt his heart beating strongly against his chest as he shamefully had to admit that he wanted to just hold her in his arms and never let her go when she did that
It was only due to his will power that he ignored the lust he felt at that moment and got out of that situation because he knows for a fact that she must've planned something. It only made sense because he knew well enough that she would never give up
Sasuke took a deep breath as he continued to walk down the hall only for him to feel something down at his shoes. Sasuke looked and his eyes widen in horror when he noticed a thin wire being pulled up by his foot
Sasuke heard the click as a large portion of the ceiling fell open as green slime fell down. Sasuke ran as he was nearly covered by the slime but the most that got him was the bottom half of his left leg.
"Dammit" Sasuke cursed as he couldn't believe how naive he was at that moment. Sasuke continued to run until he felt his movement begin to slow as he realize the slime on his leg was hardening to the point it felt like ice
Sasuke looked to his left to see Weiss leaning against the wall while filing her nails "Don't look at me, Yang just wanted me to freeze the slime so you can't run that fast anymore" Weiss explained calmly as Sasuke cursed as he didn't have any fire dust on him and he couldn't use any jutsu as that would cause suspicion. So his only choice was to huff it back to his dorm while avoiding any other pranks
Sasuke hobbled down the hall muttering curses as he did so as he came to the exit but stopped and instead he tied a string to the door and jumped up above in the corner of next to the door and pulled it open. When it open a barrage of pies was thrown inside and splattered across the hallway floor
Sasuke jumped down and hobbled out as the hardened slime made it slightly uncomfortable to walk. Before he could get ten feet from the door a black ribbon appeared in front of his leg as he tripped on it. Sasuke's perception saw a pie slid in front of where his face would land when he falls. Sasuke's reflexes quickly took hold of him as he pushed himself back up with a forward flip and landed with a shaky stance
"Nice try" Sasuke said towards the bushes on both sides of the path as Ruby and Blake respectively popped out from
"Aw, I wanted to see you hit your face on the pie" Ruby whined as Blake let out huff at what she was using her weapon's ribbon for
"Are you seriously still sore about the whole electrocuting thing" Sasuke asked dryly
"You freaking used me as a human shield!" Ruby shouted at him as Sasuke shook his head at her
"For a good reason, it was either me or you and I decided I didn't want Yang to win so I chose you" Sasuke rebutted as Ruby glared at him before smirking
"Which is why this is so sweet" Ruby said with a smile as Blake smiled as well
"What are you talking about?" Sasuke asked calmly
"Apparently Yang told me how you figured out how you found Ruby. That's why we made sure the sun was in a different position than before" Blake said as Sasuke blinked before his eyes widened as he looked up only to be hit by several gallons of green goop.
When the last drop of goop fell onto Sasuke the only thing that could be seen of his person was his eyes and the shape of his spiky hair that was being dragged downward. Sasuke watched as Yang fell down from the roof with a cheer as she ran circles around him
"Finally, at long last I finally did, woo hoo!" Yang cheered happily as Sasuke his one visible eye at her cheerfulness
Sasuke reached his hand up and wiped the gunk off of his mouth to talk "Yes, yes congratulations Yang you pranked me, happy" Sasuke asked dryly as Yang put a finger to her chin in thought
"Hm~" Yang hummed with a smile as Weiss came up next to her while holding something as Yang took it out of the heiress hands and smushed the pie against Sasuke's face "Now I am" Yang laughed happily as the pie slid off his now pie and green goop covered face "Oh I never felt so happy in my life" Yang said happily as she looked back at Sasuke who was completely clean
"Good to know, because this was all fake"
Yang jumped with a start as she realized she was still under the tree she began the prank with Sasuke. She saw it was getting really late as the sun was setting. Yang couldn't understand what happened before hearing a page of a book being turned and looked to see Sasuke with a smug look on his face
"Enjoy your dream Yang" Sasuke asked with a smug look
"But, but, but"
"Did you honestly forget about my semblance?" Sasuke asked with a smile
"But your semblance causes nightmares!" Yang screamed in shock
"Not entirely true, it just causes people to see either want they want to see or their deepest fears. It all depends on the psyche of the person I'm using it on" Sasuke explained as Yang stared at him blankly "For you I made you see all things you wanted to happen today, but sadly that isn't going to happen" Sasuke said calmly as Yang started shaking in anger
"THAT'S CHEATING!" Yang shouted in fury
"So is straddling me and saying things in my husky-like" Sasuke countered dryly
"That's a legitimate strategy" Yang complained
"No it isn't, even ask her" Sasuke said pointing to Glynda who walked up to them with Itachi
"Technically it is cheating to get your way out of a situation" Glynda mused as Yang looked at her in shock
"I'll say, I still remember the nights when Tsuki cried and you just asked me so huskily that I had no choice but to take care of Tsuki" Itachi said dryly as Glynda just whistled nonchalantly in response
Yang just stared at them before huffing "Fine, I won't seduce Sasuke anymore to get my way" Yang said bitterly
"Oh I didn't say to do that, just don't do it during competitions like what you're trying to do for April Fools" Itachi stated causing the two students to blink at what he's saying "If you want to seduce my brother, you can do it any time you want, heck if you want we could turn our backs right now and you could go at it and you won't hear a complaint from u-" Itachi was cut off by Sasuke kicking him in the face before storming off with a faint blush on his cheeks
Yang could only help but sit there with a blush rising on her cheeks as the actions she done were coming back to her and forced her to realize how forward she was with Sasuke. It didn't help that she enjoyed it
Yang quickly got up and walked off towards her dorm where her team is probably asking why the plan didn't come to fruition
". . . .So how long do you think it will take for them to get together" Itachi mused while rubbing his cheek where Sasuke kicked him
"I say about a month" Glynda replied calmly
"I'll take that bet and say during the break we have coming soon" Itachi replied
"Winner handles how the other handles their money" Glynda said simply
"Deal" Itachi mused as the two left to their private quarters
Well I hope you all enjoyed this chapter
Note for me winning in anything should be done fairly and not cheating to get your way, whether it's bribing, blackmail or even seducing someone, I don't like that about competitions
Well anyways, I hope to see you all in the next holiday chapter, I hope you have a great day. Bye~