Lights flash as DALEK makes the TARDIS noise.
THE DOCTOR, ROSE, and DALEK exit the TARDIS.
THE DOCTOR: Apparently, someone forgot to tell their new pet the rule about not making the TARDIS noise.
ROSE: (to DALEK) He's right, you know. That was like an ostrich giving birth to a Sumatran rhino that was kicking Michael Jackson in the diaphragm-What did I forget?
THE DOCTOR: Strangulation.
ROSE: And they were being strangled.
DALEK: I am sorry.
THE DOCTOR: Whatever. Anyway, here we are. The year 200,000. The fourth great and bountiful human empire.
SOUND: Rebecca Black's "Friday."
THE DOCTOR: Make that the regular human empire.
ROSE: Doctor, what is it?
THE DOCTOR: Somebody must be messing with history. This is a paradox. The Time Vortex itself could hang in the balance!
ROSE: Uh-huh. And there's no chance you're just mistaken?
THE DOCTOR: Of course not!
DALEK: The Doctor is mistaken!
THE DOCTOR: Shut it, dustbin. You're skating on thin ice with me.
DALEK: The Doctor is mistaken! A temporal paradox has been created! We will be exterminated!
THE DOCTOR: Would you knock it off? Look, in situations like these, the best thing you can do is keep your spirits up. (points up) Chin up. The best thing you can do is look...
(They all follow his finger up to the ceiling. [DALEK prop rotates.])
THE DOCTOR: Up. (he gulps)
ROSE: Doctor, what is that thing?
THE DOCTOR: I'm not sure, Rose. But it's a large, evil-looking, gelatinous mass with a growly mouth full of sharp teeth. I say we shoot it.
ROSE: Wait!
THE DOCTOR What?
ROSE: Even if we do kill it, we should do it in a humane way. Like increasing the heat around it until it explodes.
THE DOCTOR: Charming.
ROSE: What do you think we should do, Dalek?
THE DOCTOR: I'll give you three guesses...
DALEK: Exterminate!
SOUND: Zap.
Big flash of light as DALEK shoots the ceiling.
THE DOCTOR: Well, that takes care of that problem.
ROSE: Now we can go on our next adventure, right?
THE DOCTOR: Not so fast. We still have to deal with this guy. He committed genocide.
ROSE: But Doctor-
THE DOCTOR: No buts. Killing things is very wrong and bad. (draws gun) The salt shaker dies.
ROSE: No! At least banish him instead.
THE DOCTOR: What is this, Romeo and Juliet?
ROSE: Please? For me?
THE DOCTOR: Oh, all right. Dalek, you are hereby banished. You may never return to Doctor Who.
DALEK: Because that worked so well last time.
THE DOCTOR: Watch it!
DALEK exits.
THE DOCTOR: Well, I'm glad that's over.
ROSE: I always wanted a pet.
THE DOCTOR: Look, if R2D2 over there meant that much to you, I'll make it up to you. Weren't you just telling me the other day that your father died in a car crash when you were just a baby?
ROSE: Yes, although I don't remember what we were talking about at the time.
THE DOCTOR: That doesn't matter. When and where exactly did he die?
They exit into the TARDIS.