Alright everyone! Ninja is joining us again tonight! YAY!
~Change of pace~
Sneezey: Without them around we finally have some peace and quiet.
Sabre: So basically without the Charming's around everything is alright?
Grumpy: Shut up.
Doc: That pretty much sums it up…
Ava: That's mean…but so true.
Grumpy: Not another word out of any of you.
Ariel: Hello!
Ava: She said something…
`Grumpy stands up suddenly`
Grumpy: But I wasn't talking to her. WAS I?
`Ava jumps back flailing and puts her hands up in surrender`
Ava: Yeesh, someone woke up in the wrong side of the mine today!
Happy: He's just worried about them because he can't be there to protect them.
Sabre: Yeah because they are absolutely useless-
Grumpy: That does it! Get over here human!
Sabre: Nope!
~The Cage~
Juliet: It has to be Tink! There is no other way.
Sabre: I'm just glad that we finally get to see who it is! It has been driving me crazy.
Pan: Are you sure you weren't born that way?
Ninja: Big words coming from you…
Pan: What is that supposed to mean?
Ava: Well you are pedophile like…
Juliet: And creepy….
Sabre: And an evil, conniving genius…
Ninja: And you come equipped with your own sadistic sidekick.
Felix: I'm Pan's right hand man.
Ava: Literally his "right hand" man.
….
Pan: I'm beginning to think the only weird people on this island are you…
~Trust~
Ariel: How can I trust you?
Sabre: You can't.
Ava: That ship has sailed.
Ninja: Don't trust her, man.
Ariel: I am no man.
Regina: I'm beginning to think you want this to fail.
Ava: I don't want to see Henry go to the dark side!
Rumple: Then why are you here, hindering our progress?
Ava: Let me speak for everyone when I say at this point: We trust you more than we trust her. Okay? That's how bad this is right now.
Regina: He made me what I am today.
Sabre: We know. That's the scary part.
Regina: I bet they work for Pan.
Juliet: Eeeww. No!
Sabre: Oh yeah! What are you going to do about it?
Regina: Maybe I should turn you into wood…
Juliet: Oh no…
Sabre: MERMAID?!
~Hamburgers~
Granny: What's wrong? Not enough pickles? Too many pickles?
Sabre: I want pickles.
Belle: No it's fine. I'm just not hungry.
Sabre: Then can I have your pickles?
Archie: That the third hamburger you have turned down in a month.
Sabre: Then give me the fucking pickles!
Granny: Honey, you stay out of this.
Sabre: But I want some pickles.
Granny: Do you have any money?
Sabre: No.
Granny: Then no pickles…
Sabre: But she's not eating hers!
`Granny pulls out the crossbow`
Granny: You sure about that, hun?
`Ava, Juliet, and Ninja are sitting in a booth behind her drinking hot chocolate`
Ava: Let it go…Unless you want Granny to pull a William Tell on your ass.
~Belle the Helpful~
Belle: I want to be of some help.
Juliet: You already helped by placing the shield around Storybrooke.
Sabre: And saving that small town with Mulan.
Belle: But
~Confirmation~
Pan: Henry, come with me I have something to show you…
Sabre: Is he going to do something evil and sinister? I really hope so!
Juliet: I thought Henry could hear the flute?
Sabre: Only a little bit.
`Henry walks off`
Felix: What are we going to do with him?
Sabre: Maybe it's got something to do with the basket?
Juliet: But they haven't let us wonder what it is long enough…
Ava: Girls, girls, let us hear what the evil genius has to say for the grand master plan.
Pan: He may require some…effort.
…..
Sabre: He didn't!
Juliet: He did!
Ava: He just confirmed everything we have been eluding to in previous chapters.
Ninja: Just…no…
Pan: Don't you girls have anything better to do. I'm busy right now.
All of us: THAT'S SO WRONG! NO! UGH! EEW!
~Minnesota?~
Sabre: Of all places, why Minnesota?
Ava: Maybe they were trying to catch Bigfoot?
Sabre: That's along the North Pacific.
Juliet: Maybe it took a vacation?
Sabre: They don't look like there from Minnesota.
Ava: They work for Pan and they have a childish look about their faces that just creeps me out. Maybe it's Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum from Wonderland!
Juliet: There's something.
John: Would you please be so kind as to step away from the car?
Sabre: Why did you guys come from Minnesota?
Michael: None of your business.
Ava: Well if you intend for the town to stick to their own business it is my own recommendation that you change cars. Because bright red with the tail end missing and will surely get you noticed around here.
~The Kiss~
Hook: Emma and I shared a kiss, lad. I thought she told you.
Juliet: That's low, Hook.
Sabre: That's pretty harsh.
Hook: I'm just telling it like it is.
Ava: No you're telling it out of spite and jealousy.
Hook: You make it sound like that isn't my life.
Ava: I thought the point of becoming a pirate was a life of freedom. The ability to fight for what you want with whomever you want and do your best to live a life by your own rules! You are fighting for something that doesn't want you to fight for it? So why are you still fighting?
Hook: Love, if I had taken a shot of whiskey every time you said the word "fighting" I would barely be able to stand let alone fight.
`Ava flushes red with anger`
Neal: It would make my life easier. Any of you girls have whiskey on you?
Juliet: No. We are under age.
Hook: Really? You don't say? Well ladies-
`Ava slaps him across the face still red in angry`
Ava: Changed my mind fight for it. Let's see where…it…gets…you…
~Liar~
Snow: You lied to me!
Juliet: Jesus, why weren't you this mad when Charming lied to you about Excalibur and cost you your mother's necklace?
Sabre: Don't get me wrong we were hoping that you would forgive him in the end, but a little anger the first time would have been nice.
Ava: So Snow's character is imbalanced because when he lies about a sword and puts her in a life threatening situation it's all good, but god forbid if he lies about being poisoned.
Juliet: Is it supposed to show selflessness?
Sabre: It's showing that she's not human. There is no way no one doesn't get mad after losing something as precious as a deceased parent's heirloom.
Snow: You know something their right I should have been mad at you sooner. I didn't realize how much of a liar you are until today.
Juliet: Whoa! You're bending our words.
Snow: That's why I will be finding Tink's house with my new friends. Right guys.
Sabre: You're talking about the dwarves right?
Snow: No.
Ava: The Lost boys?
Snow: I mean you girls.
`The girls back away slowly and disappear into the night`
~Pirate~
Hook: I am a pirate.
`Gets really close to Emma`
Ava: Watch it there man. You do realize she just gave Neal his sword back.
Sabre: And that she almost killed you with it!
Hook: I will be fighting for your affections as well.
Juliet: He was just trying to flirt with us though…
Emma: Really?
Hook: Old habits die hard. And to be fair the lasses set themselves up for it.
Ava: Watch yourself, Hook.
Hook: One of these days love you will have to decide if you love or hate me.
Ava: Love the sarcasm and swordsmanship, everything else can walk the plank.
Hook: Right in the heart, love.
Neal: You mind backing away from Emma.
Hook: Does it bother you?
`Neal lifts of the sword`
Neal: It should bother you.
Hook: Yeah, well mines bigger.
`Ava hits them both on the back of the head`
Neal: What was that for?
Sabre: Ava doesn't feel comfortable about this anymore.
Emma: She ain't the only one.
~More?~
Sabre: Why are there three?
Juliet: Why are there so many shadows?
Sabre: Oh their probably the shadows of other people that Pan has collected over the years.
Juliet: Ok…I understand.
Ava: Well if they don't hurry up Hook and Neal will be joining those shadows.
Sabre: Oh yeah…that can be a problem.
Emma: Are you guy going to stand there or are you going to help me?
Ava: I just write us into the story. The actual story is your problem.
Emma: That makes no sense.
Juliet: Just like this series…
~Flame~
Neal: Regina taught you magic?
Emma: Yeah…
Sabre: Could you look a little sadder about catching the shadow?
Juliet: No kidding do you know how much of an achievement that is?
Ninja: The equivalent of an Xbox achievement?
Ava: Good one.
Ninja: Thank you!
Juliet: But you saw what those things did to Greg!
Sabre: Did you think it was going to be a walk in the park?
Ava: Maybe she was hopeful that Hook and Neal would both die and then her life would be like 100 times easier.
Hook: Could you be a little more cold, love? I think the frost didn't make it to the other side of the island.
~The Sister~
John: Pan is holding our sister captive.
Ava: TWO BROTHERS? ONE SISTER? IT'S WENDY!
Sabre: What?
Ava: IN THE OTHER BOX IT'S WENDY!
Juliet: OH MY GOD! IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE!
Sabre: So it's not the mermaid...Then where the fuck is she? I WANT TO KNOW NOW!
Juliet: But now you know the new problem right?
Ava: What?
Juliet: Well she and Neal were pretty close so…
Sabre: Are you saying Henry is going to be stuck with Neal's…leftovers?
Juliet: Agh! Why did you have to say it that way?
Ava: No joke. This is pretty messed up. The writers had better fix this with some death or clarification or something!
Juliet: My head hurts…
~Good Question~
Sabre: I have a question.
Ava: Okay. What is it?
Sabre: Where are the Indians on this island?
Juliet: That's a good question.
Ava: No one has mentioned them either. Odd…
Sabre: Where are they? They were in the Disney version and the book…
Ava: Bet you anything they had to cut the Indian portion of it to be politically correct.
Juliet: That or they were all too busy turning into wolves to eat sparkling vampires.
Ava: HAHAHAHAHA!
Snow: That's not funny being a werewolf is no laughing matter.
Sabre: Have you read or watched Twilight?
Snow: No.
Ava: Then you don't get it.
~Metaphorical~
Hook: We weren't fighting over the lighter.
Ava: Did you just use the lighter as a metaphor for your fight over Emma?
Hook: That was the implication.
Sabre: You two must be horrible considering that neither of you could…turn her on.
Ava and Juliet: HAHAHAHAHA!
Emma: That's not funny.
Juliet: Yes it is!
Ava: Well it's that or the: you couldn't light their wick joke.
…
Emma: The first one is fine.
Ninja: Sabre 1, Hook 0.
~Skull Rock~
Pan: There it is Henry.
Sabre: Cool! Skull Rock-
Juliet: AAAAHHHH!
Ava: What's wrong?
Juliet: LOOK AT PAN'S FACE!
Sabre, Ava, and Ninja: OH MY GOD!
Juliet: IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S HAVING AN ORGASM!
Ava: There is something so wrong with that face…
Ninja: I can never look at him the same.
Sabre: …Ugh…Ugh…Just no…
Juliet: I'm done! I'm done for tonight! Good-bye!