ne, I'm still alive, I didn't die. :P Sorry for not updating in like... FOREVER. :\\\\ Cos you evil people didn't give me 30 reviews! T-T EVIL! haha jkjk, mianhamida, mianhamida. in case you're wondering, ne=yes, mianhamida=sorry. haha yes, I wanna learn Korean. :P WAH! YOOGEUN SO CUTE! Yes! Watch SHINee Hello Baby! x))))))) Anywayz, enjoy!

Disclaimer: Heylo! I do not, have not, and probably will not own iCarly.. T-T

Yayy! Big sister Melanie is back for the weekend! This is the best week ever! Finally! After forever! So yeah, Big sister Sam did complain about how she didn't want Big sister Melanie back, although I could really understand why. But still, she's awesome!

"Big sister Sam! Big sister Sam! I've got great news! Mommy just got a call from Big sister Melanie and she's coming home for the weekend!" I squealed with joy as I jumped on Big sister Sam's bed.

"Who? What? What the fudge is happening?" Big sister Sam answered sleepily.

"BIG SISTER MELANIE IS COMING! LOUD ENOUGH?" I yelled in her ear.

Yeh, I think it was loud enough. Because the next thing I knew, her hand was over my mouth.

"Hope, if you dare scream one more time in the next minute, you are so dead!" Big sister Sam threatened.

Whoops. Ohkay, my scream was too loud. But who can blame me? I was just so happy that Big sister Melanie is finally coming back!

"Wait. What? You mean Mels is coming home?" Big sister Sam asked.

"Yep! But it's only for the weekend..."

"Oh...My...Gosh.. Kill me."

"Why? Don't you like Big sister Melanie?"

"I do, but... uh.. She's just annoying and girly. And mom kindda prefers her more than me."

"Yeah, I agree, Big sister Melanie is a little girly-"

"A little? She's like a ball full of girly!" Big sister Sam interjected.

"Ugh. Anyway, it's only for two days, it can't be that bad... Can it?"

"Oh yes it can! I cannot stand a day with that priss!"

"Nah, I don't think Big sister Melanie's a priss..."

"Oh yes she is!"

"No she isn't!"

Big sister Sam and I continued arguing until Mommy shouted at us...

"What are you two idiots doing up there?" Mommy demanded.

"Nothing ya old lady!" Big sister Sam shouted back.

"Then quiet down you morons!"

"Mommy! Big sister Melanie's coming back for the weekend!" I shrieked.

"Melanie? My baby?" Mommy asked as she dashed up the stairs to our room.

"Yes Mom, my annoying, girly, prissy twin sister." Big sister Sam complained.

"Don't you talk about my baby like that!" Mommy scolded.

And this time, Big sister Sam and Mommy were arguing. Urgh. Why can't I have a nice family? I'm a good person!

"Guys... GUYS!" I screamed.

"WHAT?" Mommy shouted.

"What up with wanting to give me a heart attack?" Big sister Sam demanded.

"Big sister Melanie said to pick her up from the airport on Friday at nine." I stated.

"So that was what my almost-heart attack was for?" Big sister Sam said, annoyed.

"Friday? Nine? Got it! I'll drive you guys there. And Sam, you had better come pick your sister up with us." Mommy started. "So, today's Wednesday, which means it's only two more days! I can't wait!"

Woah, since when did Mommy become such a... Such a... Girl?

Anyways, the next two days were kindda like a torture for me... Big sister Sam complained like crazy, and even tried to make plans to get rid of Big sister Melanie for good. While Mommy was just a ball full of happiness. Ohkay, when I said I wanted a normal mother, I didn't mean this! Heck! She isn't normal! It's like she's high or something. Better go check her purse for any estacy...

FINALLY! Friday arrived! Big sister Melanie is coming home!

"Hope! Sam! Get down here! We're picking Melanie up as well as having dinner at the airport!" Mommy commanded.

I happily bounced down the stairs while Big sister Sam reluctantly took heavy steps down, dreading to meet Big sister Melanie. I still don't see why Big sister Sam hates Big sister Melanie. I mean, I get it, she can sometimes be REALLY girly. Like that one time when she forced me to wear that awful dress... But I still love her...

At the airport, Mommy anxiously waited for Big sister Melanie to exit the... the... whatever that place is called with the conveyor belts for luggages and stuff (A/N: I really don't know what they're called. :P). While Big sister Sam played with her old red flip-out cell phone. Me? I just stared into the towering crowd before me. It sure sucks to be a six-year-old, with everyone so tall and stuff. Anyway, I also tried looking out for Big sister Melanie. But with those human giraffes, it's pretty hard...

"MELANIE! OH MY GOSH! MELANIE! SWEETIE! YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I MISSED YOU!" Mommy suddenly shouted.

Thanks alot Mommy, for shattering my eardrums. Clearly, you have never heard of the 'No shouting within a three feet radius around Hope unless she's shouting too' rule...

Mommy was giving Big sister Melanie a bone-crushing hug while Big sister Sam was still playing games on her phone.

"Mom...With...All...Due...Respect...I...Can't...Breathe..." Big sister Melanie said as she gasped for air.

"Mommy, don't you think you should let Big sister Melanie go?" I asked, since Mommy didn't seem to hear Big sister Melanie. But I got shushed. Oh, whatever... Just give me food and no one gets hurt.

After Mommy suffocated Big sister Melanie for about five minutes, drawing stares from everyone, Mommy finally let go and we went for our dinner at Fwefons, since I have a Junior Fwefons membership card, which means that I can get free ice cream every month.

Ohkay, good news or bad news? Good news? Ohkay! Big sister Melanie's going on a date with Freddie today! But he thinks that Big sister Melanie is really just Big sister Sam. Since he got tricked into believing that last Tuesday was clown day in Ridgeway. You should've seen the look on his face! It was hilarious! But the bad news is, it's Big sister Melanie's last day here in Seattle, before she goes back to Achiever's Boarding School in New York.

"Hey Sam! I kissed Freddie!" Big sister Melanie annouced as she stepped into our room.

"You did what?" Big sister Sam demanded. AGAIN WITH THE THREE FEET RADIUS? DOESN'T ANYONE REMEMBER THAT? Anyway, what's getting Big sister Sam so worked up that Big sister Melanie kissed Freddie? Don't tell me she's jealous, I don't think that could happen...

"I kissed Freddie! But the weirdest thing is he said 'you swore we'd never do that again!' I've never ever kissed him! Why would he- don't tell me you've kissed him!" Big sister Melanie said.

"I... No! I did not kiss Freddie." Big sister Sam tried to say in her most normal voice.

"LIAR!" Big sister Melanie and I pointed out.

"Ohkay, I... I... Kissed him once... Out on his fire escape..." Big sister Sam admitted.

"Really? Oh my gosh! That is so romantic! Why didn't you tell me? I wouldn't have kissed him if that was what happened! Wait... You like this Freddie guy, don't you?"

"No, no I don't," Big sister Sam lied.

"Lying again!" Big sister Melanie and I pointed out again.

"Ohkay fine! So I like him a little bit. But nothing's gonna happen between us.. He likes- correction, LOVES Carly and there's no way he'd ever go out with me!" Big sister Sam admitted. Woah, she's really admitting alot of things to us today...

"We'll see about that." Big sister Melanie said slyly. Well, Big sister Melanie is a Puckett and we Pucketts are cunning, no matter how girly we are.

"...Mels?" Big sister Sam asked, pausing at every word just to show how serious she is.

"Calling Freddie to tell him!"

"Are you insane?" Big sister Sam shrieked as she snatched the phone from Big sister Melanie.

"Ugh, fine, but he might just feel the same way about you y'know. So tell me 'bout the kiss."

"Yeh, I'd rather not."

"Why?"

"Cos there's a little girl in the room?" I added. Seriously, I'm only six. I don't need to know this stuff.

Anyway, Big sister Melanie has left... She's gone back to New York.. Sadly... I hope she comes back soon...

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