Day 7: AllSu

Prompt: Free day = crack

(1)

Su Mucheng did not expect to wake up one day by literally falling out of thin air. Luckily, she landed on a springy mattress, which softened the blow. She sat up slowly, still dizzy from whatever decided to toss her into the air. She seemed to be in her room, but the atmosphere seemed different somehow?

[System: It's because you're in a different universe now.]

Mucheng whipped her head around trying to find the source of the voice.

[System: I'm in your head. No one else can hear me.]

Wtf?

[System: Su Mucheng. You have sinned. You have been selected for Karmic Retribution for writing too many Allye fanfictions. In this universe, you will face the very suffering that you put your Ye Xiu through. I am the all-knowing system of this universe. Face your retribution!]

"Gasp! This ghost voice! Is this you, brother? Are you mad I shipped your boyfriend with other people? I'm sorry! Allye is too delicious!"

[System: I am not your brother, Su Mucheng. Now face your retribution!]

Mucheng rolled her eyes. "Whatever you say gege. It was nice hearing you again. I'm going back to sleep now." She snuggled into her bed.

[System: FACE YOUR RETRIBUTION!1!]

(2)

"So you're saying that because I wrote that Ye Xiu gets a harem, now I get my own harem?"

[System: No. I am saying that because you made Ye Xiu suffer, now it is your turn to suffer under the "acts of love" as you so kindly put it.]

"So I do get the harem?"

[System: ... ]

(3)

"Hey there, gorgeous. One Autumn Leaf and Dancing Rain are good partners. How about you and I-"

"Nah. I'm good." She crossed the street and started walking in the opposite direction.

[System: No, wait. You were supposed to be shy and flustered when people flirt with you.]

"No, no. I'm giving him the chance to pursue me. This is how you capture boys for your harem."

(4)

"Mucheng, I know you've only ever thought of me as an older brother, but-"

"Ye Xiu, go punch Han Wenqing for me."

"W-what?"

"He looked at my chest."

"I-I'll be sure to kill him when I next face him in a match..?"

"No I meant IRL."

He blanched. "Beat up Han Wenqing IRL?"

He looked reluctant, so she gave her best acting performance. "Wuuuu," she cried, "my real older brother is dead. Who ever can I turn to to protect me from men's perverted gazes?"

"L-leave it to me. Anything for you, Mucheng."

Even as his face got paler and paler, Ye Xiu pivoted on his feet and marched downstairs where Han Wenqing was waiting for her with a box of chocolates.

[System: Why make Ye Xiu do this? He stands no chance against Han Wenqing.]

"Because it's going to be funny, obviously. Hehe my couch potato Ye Xiu trying to punch Mr. Rock-solid Abs. This'll be great."

Ye Xiu mechanically walked up to Han Wenqing and promptly punched him in the stomach.

Plink!

Mucheng can practically see the '-0 damage' in the air.

Plink! Plink! Plink!

Han Wenqing raised an eyebrow.

Mucheng had to hold her mouth closed to keep from laughing.

(5)

"MuCHENG! I'm here, my darling! Let's PKPKPK!"

"I'll love you more if you can stay silent."

"Pkpkpk?"

"Silent-er."

"..."

"Good boy."

(6)

"I'll go on a date with you if you guys kiss."

Wang Jiexi's big eye twitched. Was that a vein on Yu Wenzhou's forehead?

The two circled each other warily.

"If it's for the sake of my love, I will even put up with kissing a dog like you."

"Is that so? For the sake of my love, I will even taste a rotten vegetable like you."

Lightning flashed between them.

[System: You are truly blackhearted.]

"Oh, gege. You didn't even read my fanfictions did you? This is nothing."

(7)

"I'm thirsty, whoever grabs me a drink I like gets a prize."

"Sister Su! I'll get it!"

"No me! I'm going to get it!"

"Su Mucheng doesn't even like you!"

"She'll like mine the best!"

All of them suddenly ran off to get different drinks. Mucheng sat on the couch with the air of a queen waiting for her lowly servants to fetch her snacks.

In the end, she had a whole row of drinks to choose from, including a milkshake, a fruit cocktail, a glass of sake, freshly squeezed orange juice, an electrolyte drink, assorted teas, and coffee. She chose the plain water bottle at the end of the row.

"Thank you, Xiao Yifan. Come sit next to me for your prize." She patted the cushion beside her.

He sat down a bit apart from her and fidgeted with his fingers. "Um, Mucheng-jie, I don't want you to think of me as a little brother. I really li-"

"Shhh... being a little brother isn't too bad. It means I can do this." She scooted closer and wrapped her arm around him and petted his hair. He leaned into her touch like a cat.

[System: The other males are all frothing at the mouth.]

"Yes, I know. Leave them be."

Yifan looked up at her with a confused expression.

"Don't question it, Xiao Yifan."

(8)

"You liked me in the original verse, right Mo Fan?"

Mo Fan's eyes darted around nervously, looking for a place to escape from where he had been kabedonned against the wall.

She smiled brightly. "In that case, you can be my first concubine."

(9)

"AND AYYEEEIIIIEYYYEEE WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOOUUUUUU! -says Captain." Jiang Botao nodded and Zhou Zekai started tap dancing.

[System: You're not going to stop it this time?]

"What? Of course not!" Mucheng was filming the whole endeavor. "This is viral material!"

(10)

"Whoever kisses Ye Xiu first gets a kiss from me."

Before any of the players can react, Ye Xiu kissed his own hand and looked up hopefully.

"Nice try, but doesn't count." His face fell dejectedly. "I would be running if I were you."

Seeing that the other pros in the room all had on determined faces, Ye Xiu realized that Mucheng had some awfully good advice. He dashed out of the room followed by a crowd of players.

[System: How is it that you're still able to create Allye situations in this universe? This was supposed to be a rare pair universe.]

"Don't use that exasperated tone with me, gege. I'm the goddess of this world."

Chu Yunxiu appeared behind her. "Allye. Spicy." Mucheng grinned up at her best friend. "Mm, but I myself would prefer to kiss girls." Yunxiu left a kiss on her forehead. "See ya darlin'."

[System: I don't know how you did it, but you did it. You won the universe.]

Mucheng laughed. "Naturally. I'm a gamer after all."