Valentines Day Special!

Namine woke up in bed a few hours earlier then usual. She looked at her bedside calendar.

'Oh shit! It's Valentines Day! Got to get Hinata something.'

Being extra careful not to wake Hinata, she made a shadow clone, then used the Replacement jutst to switch herself with the clone, as she quietly got dressed and headed out.

'What should I get Hinata? Chocolates? Nah too predictable…flowers? Also predictable…so what should I get her?' Namine thought as she was walking down the street, and saw something in the window that made her heart flutter.

'That's it!' Stepping inside the store, a cash register was rung, and Namine stepped out with a bag in her hands.

'Now to go home and surprise Hinata later tonight…'

What Namine didn't realize is that Hinata did the same thing, but used a basic clone instead, and did it even earlier.

Namine and Hinata both were going to surprise the other at ten to midnight. It was fifteen to midnight, and Namine excused herself from bed, giving Hinata the perfect opportunity to get her surprise ready. So she reached under the bed and pulled out a bag. While she was dressing up, Namine was doing the same outside the room.

To be continued...

Reincarnation of Naruto

-Chapter 7-

"Speech"

'Thought'

'I'm a girl…kissing another girl…so why am I enjoying this so much?' Thought Pinky as she melted into the kiss. Tenji was enjoying this the same way, though she choose not to reveal herself for who she really is until later, probably in a few years…

After team 1 returned Tora to her owner, the catowner squeezed the life out of Tora, making some members of team 1 feel pity.

'No wonder it ran away…'

'Poor kitty…'

The third member, Mikoto, thought otherwise. For reasons unknown to her, her thoughts were

'Yes! Just a little more…!'

Namine picked up a folder marked C, but then changed her mind as she picked up a folder marked D.

"Team 1, your next mission is to…weed a garden, paint a house, babysit a child-"

"TORA!" The cat had leapt out of her owners arms, and scurried away.

"sigh and rescue Tora again…" Namine was aiming to agitate her daughter into demanding a C-rank. She had the perfect one in mind too.

"No!" Mikoto repeated over and over.

Smirking, Namine began to explain the various missions, ranging from S-rank to the D-rank. Of course, Mikoto didn't pay attention, knowing this already, and instead, was adamantly discussing something with her team. Namine anticapated this.

"You want a C-rank?" Asked Namine as she pulled out a folder marked C.

"Yeah, that'll be better then an old D-rank…"

"Very well then…you're mission is to go to the land of waves, where you'll meet an old friend of mine. He'll give you the mission info…"

"OK, team 1, meet at the gate in one hour prepared for a week long journey."

Mikoto was the first to show up. While waiting, she leaned on a nearby post and crossed her arms. About 5 seconds later, both Pinky and Tenji arrived. Seconds afterward, Sonia-sensei showed up.

"Good, eveeryone is here…let's go."

The trip to the land of waves was uneventful. Nothing exciting happened until team 1 got to the bridge. There was a memoir on the bridge that said.

THE GREAT NARUTO BRIDGE

DEDICATED TO THE SHINOBI THAT CHANGED THE HEARTS OF EVERYONE

This was engraved into the stone. However, there was one other engraving that looked like it was not part of the original engraving.

BELIEVE IT!

In tiny, miniscule writing, it said.

Naruto was here.

"Uh, who's Naruto?" Asked the clueless Mikoto.

"He disappeared over a decade ago. Rumor has it that he was dating your mother…"

"Which one?"

"Hyuuga-san."

"Interesting."

"According to rumor, Naruto married Hinata, but disappeared afterwards, although some people believe that your other mother is Naruto…"

"I see."

After crossing the bridge, they encountered a town that was lively and prospering. Mikoto looked around. She spotted an old man with a bottle of sake. The man smelled drunk.

"Ah, you must be the squadron of ninja I ordered."

"Hai we are."

"My name is Tazuna, the builder of this bridge, and leader of this quant town."

"Tazuna eh? What is our mission, Tazuna-san?"

"It's getting dark out. Why don't you four stay at my house?"

"We hate to impose…"

"Nonsense…we have the room."

"Well, if you insist…"

The following morning, as the team were eating breakfast, Mikoto was no where to be found. If anyone bothered to look for her, she was training.

"Tazuna-san, we are well rested. What's the mission?"

"Right right, the mission…our town has recently been attacked by two rogues…this rogues we believe to have shinobi training, because witnesses claim that they can do nnjutsu…"

"Bandits that can do ninjutsu? How interesting…ok we'll get right on it."

"These bandits attack the port."

"Got it, let's go team 1."

The bandits attacked seconds after team 1 arrived. They immediately went to work clearing out the two bandits.

"Kirigakure no jutsu…"

A shroud of mist blanketed the field. Visibility was drastically cut down, but Mikoto activated her Sharikugon which ler her see through the mist. Peering through the mist, she had to leap to the side to dodge the two pronged attack. 'Were those…Galick Guns?'

The attacks left a crater where Mikoto was standing.

"You dodged that? Very well then…"

As Sonia accumulated enough chakra to clear away some of the mist, the two bandits completed their next attack.

"Big bang attack!"

"Burning attack!"

'You've got to be shitting me…' Thought Sonia as she tried to dodge the two similar attacks, only to be knocked unconscious, leaving the remaining three to use their original attacks, if not anime and video game rip-offs.

"Ninja art! Spiraling butt beam!" Tenji leapt into the air, and in a midair Kaiten, spun her body around, ensuring that her butt was pointing at her two foes.

"Buster cannon!" Pinky brought her two hands together, and forced a huge amount of chakra out of her hands.

"Angry Kamehameha!" She formed a Kamehameha wave with one hand, and thrust it forward. The three beams of death were intent on hitting their target, when both of their targets made some hand seals simultaneously, but alas…it was too late, as both enemies were swallowed up by the light, burning them to death, where they met the dead spirits of Vegeta and his son Trunks, who weren't to happy with them. They could care less about team 1.

Valentines Day Special continued

At precisely ten to midnight, Namine knocked on her bedroom door with a camera and a box of chocolates in hand.

"Honey can I come in?"

Hinata also had a camera in hand, and a heart shaped box of chocolate inb bed next to her.

"Come in!" She saiid in a sickily sweet voice.

'3, 2, 1…NOW!' Both Namine and Hinata thought in unison as Namine opened the door. "SURPRISE!" They both shouted as they both snapped a picture. When the picture slid out, they both did a double take. The two were wearing the exact same outfit, minus the color scheme. Namine's was lavander in color, while Hinata's was a very light blue. All that either of the two were wearing was lingerie and a see through night gown.

'Oh well' They both thought simultaneously, as both Namine and Hinata cast a sound proof jutsu, then proceeded with sex. By the end, both of them were stripped and sweaty. A shadow clone of Namine took a picture of them while they were going at it. The picture, once developed, depicted a very erotic scene that would give anyone besides the two present a massive nosebleed.