Chapter 6: The Sue Sylvester Shuffle
Kurt's POV
It's NOT WORKING!
I've been trying ALL WEEK to get Blaine to notice me, but it's having the opposite effect! Every time he looks at me he instantly looks away. Have I done something wrong? I've done something wrong, haven't I? Haven't I?
Love is a waste of time. It really is. Divas should stay single forever. I always used to roll my eyes at soppy love songs and depressing rejection songs, but now I think I could write a hundred of them. It's true! It's all true, none of it's exaggerated in those songs if they're going through what I'm going through.
We sang 'Bills, Bills, Bills' from Destiny's Child a couple of days ago. I sang my heart out! I even- *cringe* -beatboxed at one point. All that, just to attempt to get Blaine's attention for just one second. But it didn't work. It never does. He's even spending less time with me out of school. I asked him round to my house to study the other day, and he hurriedly mumbled something about having to 'walk his goldfish' and ran off. Now, I'm no relationship expert, but I'm pretty sure that he's avoiding me. But why?
Valentines' Day is next week. I'm going to have to step it up a notch if I want a date. Time for Plan B…
Kurt x
Blaine's POV
This is so damn painful! It's agony having to avoid Kurt. But once Part Deux of my plan comes into play next week, if all goes to plan, Kurt will come into my arms…
It's probably just me thinking this, but ever since I decided to avoid him, I swear he's got more amazing and adorable. I hate that look in his eyes whenever I turn him down for a study date. (Sadly, I'm now missing out on the only thing we did with the word 'date' in it. Sigh.) I ran out of excuses the last time, and I actually told him I was going to 'walk my goldfish'. Smooth, Blaine. Your amazing people skills have triumphed again.
Valentine's Day…I can't go through Valentine's Day with Kurt and me being friends. I have hired someone to help…he's a friend from my old school, the only one I had. He's come into town for a couple days and he's going to be the key to my beautifully crafted plan.
Wow, this must be what complete rock bottom feels like. Do you think I've become obsessed?
No, of course you're not obsessed, Blaine, it's just a healthy interest. Of course, you've done nothing but talk, think about or dream about Kurt ever since he joined the school and for a few weeks before that, but there's absolutely no way this is turning into a stalker-like obsession. Sarcasm. Seriously, Blaine, if you don't get Kurt soon, I am going to kill myself to spare more of your lovesick desperation. And I'm you, so that wouldn't work so well for you.
Shut up, other part of myself.
No.
See! I've actually gone mental.
Argh…Part Deux commences next week. If I live that long.
Blaine x