Juvia and Gray are in a bit of a jiffy, but Natsu's already in bed with another girl (well, indirectly, but still progress, ya know?)! Welcome GaLe back to the scene! You two got a bit explaining to do! Will Gray and Juvia sort things out? (Will continue to next chapter, sorry)

Author's Note: I do not own fairy tail or any of the companies mentioned or their products.

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Juvia: She stopped, and let out a terrible screech, falling to the street pavement and curling herself up into the ball as the rain pounded on her.

Gray: Gray groaned and rubbed his eyes. Another fucking idiot in this fucking shit of this fucking place. FUCK.

Natsu and Lucy: She turned around to meet Natsu, pulling him closer to her. Natsu hugged her back, and they lay there, as the rain pounded on the apartment.

Gajeel and Levy: *Snore*

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Juvia woke up to a light sprinkle. The shower around her turned to a raging storm. Guess why? She cursed his name to all eternity. But not matter what or how she said it, she could not bring herself to say she hated Gray. She loved him. And that's all that counted. She would find this Ultear and wreak havoc on that woman who called him a playboy! Ridiculous! Gray-sama's a virgin (don't ask how she knows)! That dirty little-

"Juvia!"

She froze. That voice. She knew it. She cried for him every week. She made dolls of him. She threw phones at him. She read his texts. She knows he's a virgin. She prays to God for him. She hopes for him. She loves him. And that won't change.

But not today. Her legs were able to move, and she ran as fast and as hard as she could. Gray couldn't keep up. He'd been running for miles. Miles. All that was on his mind was her. He had to tell her the truth. But what can you do when the truth runs away? And there, he kneeled down, where she had, in the pouring rain. The pouring, pouring rain.

-Gajeel and Levy-

Gajeel woke up. He felt sooooooo weird. A hangover. A real one.

"Fuuuuuccckkkk…"

Thud.

Another, higher-pitched voice came along in the image.

"Ohhhh fuck yeahhhh…"

Thud.

-Natsu and Lucy -

Lucy's eyes fluttered open. Wait. There was a tuft of pink hair. Who the fuck has pink hair? She thought hazily. Oh wait, Natsu does… wait, NATSU?! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE? WHY AM I HOLDING HIM? WHY IS HE HOLDING ME?! Lucy broke free and flew out of the bed, hitting herself against the boarded wall. Man, the landlady wasn't lying when she said her stomach was as hard as the walls here.

"Shit…"

"Ooh… Lucy said the S word…"

The hell?! That stupid cat is here too?!

"N-no I didn't!"

"Suuuuree you didn't…."

Natsu grunted in his sleep. Lucy sighed. Time to wake Natsu up. Damn, he's not going to be happy about this.

"Let's go, cat. Time to wake the roaring fricking fire dragon…"

"Aye!"

-Gray-

Gray sits at the bar of Fairy Tail soaking wet. And those FUCKING GIRLS. You have no idea how nuts they went when they looked at his now see-through shirt. Mirajane had extras, thank god. Fuck, I've gotta tell her. But what? I'm not dating anyone? Maybe a gift will work! Oh, I know the perfect! Gray popped out of the guild, and thought, wait, am I missing something? Yeah, definitely missing something. He looked down. Guess what?
"Fuck…"

The door opened as Mira came outside, in her outstretched arm his chained necklace.

Gray grinned, "Thanks, Mira, I can always count on you!"

Mira smiled, "Ok no problem! But as a return…" Mira suddenly gave him a piercing look, towering over him in her devil's armour. She was the very definition of pure evil. "YOU WILL MARRY HER."

Fuck. Better run! Gray sped faster than Jet, racing towards any direction but hers. Hell, can she be scary sometimes.

-Back at the Guild-

"So wait, you two got drunk?!"Lucy curiously but suspiciously asked.

Natsu sniffed them, turned the face of motion-sickness, and walked as fast as he could to the restroom. But walking fast is pretty hard when you've got a motion sickness symptom.

Lucy smiled. At least he knew.

Levy fared a little better than Gajeel, having been drunk already and hadn't drunk as much. "I don't know…what…we….did… but I at least had fun." Levy glanced at Gajeel and sighed.

Gajeel was out for the count. He was slumped against the bar table drooling in a slightly cute way, Pantherlily, on the other hand, was fucking pissed. Like really pissed.

"You little FUCKER. GET YOUR DUMB ASS DONKEY ASS UP! You wanna nice whackin' from my sword? Eat it!"

Lily slapped Gajeel with his sword, only to bang and clatter off.

Lucy sighed, "He's steel, Lily," she rolled her eyes, "sometimes you still forget."

-Gray-

Gray had it. The perfect gift. The, Perfect. Frickin'. Gift. Perfect. Gray looked around in his disguise. He couldn't keep this up for much longer if his shirt came off. A perfect gift for a perfect girl. No. Gray shook his head a little. A perfect gift for a perfect friend. NO. The fuck?! Okay, a perfect gift for a good friend. Gray smiled. That was it. He had it right that time.

Gray had gotten two gifts. Hohoho, Merry Christmas and a happy two times the choking. There was a long beautiful, aqua blue dress, adorned with butterflies. She loved butterflies. It wasn't a strap-on dress. Gray blushed. It was sleeveless. The dress was only reliant…. on…..her….. big junk….The images in his brain where disturbing. He mentally slapped himself. And then he was ready to give it.

And he ran.

To Juvia.

Juvia…

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That was #7! Sooo… What didya' think? Review! Thanks to eparise, Spodermaen, Ransor, MutsyTiger, Jerza07, Fafiqah, QiuQiu, immortal Phoenix dragon, and purplesparkz02!

Lol each episode is getting longer xD!