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Ch. 7 London Calling

A.N This chapter was inspired by the wonderful song, London Calling by the Clash loves it!

BPOV

Rose, Jasper and I were ready bright and early. We had told Charlie we were leaving and had packed. Our passports were in Rose's carry-on and now we were just waiting for Jacob and Embry.

"This is so exciting, I have wanted to go back to London since we were 9!" Rose exclaimed.

"I am so excited to see the Tower of London. You know I was watching this show about the most haunted places and it was totally on there, top 5 no less." Jasper whispered the last part.

"If we see a ghost, I am pissing myself." I said seriously.

Rose and Jazz laughed.

We heard a knock on the door. Then the door opened. I had given Jacob a key as soon as we got our apartment.

"Hey lover" Jacob said as he hugged me.

"Hilarious, you know if you weren't gay I would swear you were coming on to me." I laughed.

"Well aren't we lucky then because that would just be unnecessary strain on us. Plus you snore."

"Shut up Jake, I don't snore."

"Yes you do" Rose, Jasper and Embry all answered together.

I gave them all the evil eye and flipped my hair like the preppy rich girls I had gone to private school with and rolled my eyes.

"Let's go catch our flight douche bags JFK awaits"

XOXO LONDON HERE WE COME XOXO LONDON HERE WE COME XOXO

We arrived in England fifteen hours later and I was crazy excited. Maybe it was being in a foreign country, maybe it was my friends, or maybe it was the total lack of sleep I couldn't say all I knew was that I was excited like a kid on Christmas morning.

We were grabbing a rental car when Jasper started to hum.

Embry joined in: London calling to the faraway towns Now war is declared - and battle come down

Jake started singing then: London calling to the underworld Come out of the cupboard,you boys and girls

Rose and I belted out: London calling, now don't look to us phony Beatlemania has bitten the dust

Then we all sang together:

London calling, see we ain't got no swing

'Cept for the ring of that truncheon thing

CHORUS

The ice age is coming, the sun's zooming in

Meltdown expected, the wheat is growing thin

Engines stop running, but I have no fear

Cause London is drowning and I, live by the river

London calling to the imitation zone

Forget it, brother, you can go at it alone

London calling to the zombies of death

Quit holding out - and draw another breath

London calling - and I don't wanna shout

But while we were talking I saw you nodding out

London calling, see we ain't got no high

Except for that one with the yellowy eyes

CHORUS x2

The ice age is coming, the sun's zooming in

Engines stop running, the wheat is growing thin

A nuclear era, but I have no fear

Cause London is drowning and I, I live by the river

Now get this

London calling, yes, I was there, too

An' you know what they said? Well, some of it was true!

London calling at the top of the dial

And after all this, won't you give me a smile?

London Calling

I never felt so much alike, like-a, like-a...

The cashier looked at us like we were insane. We started laughing hysterically.

"Right, so here are your keys enjoy England."

I smiled hugely, "Thanks, we will."

We walked outside and saw a double decker bus.

"Boys, Bella and I are going to Oxford Street to do some much needed shopping, we will meet with you later at the hotel."

"Rose I don't wanna!" I whined like a three year old.

She gave me her mom eyes, shit.

"Isabella Marie Swan we haven't been here for a decade, we are going shopping right now, and if we see Twiggy you are going to run up to her with me and kiss her feet."

I rolled my eyes. "Whatever, this is lame."

We ran to the double decker and got on.

"People travel all over to go shopping here! Such blasphemy will not be tolerated for one more moment. If I here you complain, I will be forced to call Edward Cullen and tell him you want to have hot monkey sex with him!"

I blushed. OK yes I was pissed at him and yes he is a complete tool but god he is so pretty. I really do want to have hot monkey sex with him, but I have some morals. And it turned out that his crazy ex Lauren did the fake picture, she told the press, idiot and now she is charged with slander or something either way she is a psycho.

"Shut up Rose" I mumbled.

"Holy shit I was kidding, OOo Bellie likes Edwie! We are so going to tell him."

"If you do I will burn your closet and cut up your credit cards" I growled.

"Whoa OK pull it back in Satan" Rose laughed.

We arrived at Oxford Street and we climbed down and off the bus.

"OK first we hit Monsoon, I love it!" Rose said excitedly.

"Fine." We walked in and my jaw dropped. Wow. I grabbed Rose's arm and dragged her to a dress, no not a dress the dress. Oh My God it is beautiful. It was aqua blue and looked like it belonged to a Grecian goddess. It had a v-neck with fabric surrounding it and black beading on the bodice.(Dress on Profile it is gorgeous!)

"Well go try it on." Rose said as she picked up a gown next to mine that was cream with gold lace and black trimming it would look great on her. ( Dress on profile it is my dream dress. Sigh)

We walked into the dressing room and agreed to come out no matter how they looked.

I slipped on the dress and it felt like butter on my skin. I relished the fact that it hugged my curves perfectly. I sighed. Normally I wasn't like this in fact I thought fashion was kind of silly but this dress was perfection for me.

"Ready I called"

"Yes" Rose replied.

I walked out and my jaw dropped. Why. The. Fuck. is. Edward. Cullen. Here?!

A.N ooo cliffy! I am so excited to do this next chapter. Lots of banter between Edward and Emmett yay!! Love it I might do it in EmPOV what do you think. If you review me, Edward Cullen will come into your room tonight and have crazy sweaty monkey sex with you. Think about it :)

xoxoTeamEdwardxoxo