They woke up in the morning and Katie was done with her sugar crash. Somehow some peoples managed to find Draco's wand and Cuthead and Idiot Redhead Friend got detention for three months and lost six hundred points from their house. So it was finally Saturday. That meant that Lavender made pots and Katie talked and talked because she had nothing better to do.
Around halfway through the day, she got up and left because she wanted cheesecake even though the staff of the school grounded her from cheesecake for a month after she got a sugar crash because she was sleepwalking and made a giant mess after crashing into Luna Lovegood. Lavender stayed in the tower and made pots. Pretty soon, her half of the place was just a mountains of pots. So she went onto the grounds and made a little stand with a big sign said:
Potter's Pottery
Pots and vases 🙂
By the end of the day, she'd made sixty thousand galleons, four thousand six hundred ninety-two sickles, and eight bronze knuts. "Hrm…" she said to herself. "I still have a lot of pots and vases. Hrm…." So she kept them for herself. When she got back to the tower, Katie was already there. Since it was already midnight, Katie was already asleep with a bunch of cheesecake. So Lavender also went to bed.
When they woke up in the morning, Katie said she had extra potions class, which they now referred to as points class. Lavender said she needed to make more pots for National Pot Day. Katie was going to the party in reality. Lavender hid her invitation in Cuthead's drink so he would choke on it. When Katie got to the party, Draco was waiting there,
"Hey Katrina!" He yelled.
"Shut up." She said.
"Fine. Do you remember what the password was?"
"Um, it was Meh, right?"
"Yeah, thanks. Meh." The wall opened to reveal a room glowing with green. A bunch of peoples were dancing around and being weirdos. "Draco, um, why is Dumbledore here?"
"I honestly don't know. I think he was mad at the Gryffindors so he couldn't go there."
"Okay." So she did. Then, she saw a cheesecake, and, of course, ate the entire cake. Then she saw five more. It kept repeating until she got another sugar crash. "Draco, quiz me on the periodic table!"
"The what?"
"The periodic table!"
"Listen, I wasn't brought up by muggles, so I never had to study that thing!"
"Okay, then quiz me on MAGIC!"
"Okay, what's the Death Curse?"
"Merpedy merpy merp merp."
"Nope."
"Or maybe Avada Kedavra."
"Yep."
"I want more cheesecake! Cheesecake Cheesecake!" Suddenly, Dumbledore came up behind them.
"Miss Potter, Professor Snape would like to have a word with you."
"Okay!" She squealed, and skipped away down to the dungeons. "Hi Snape! What's happenin'?"
"Let's just say I won't tell the rest of the staff you ate cheesecake." He lifted his wand. "Cakeo Removeo." (Not a real spell, guys.) Katie's sugar crash disappeared.
"Whoa, I apparated in Hogwarts grounds!"
"Um, no, no you didn't, you-"
"I've broken the laws of magic!"
"No, no you haven't-"
"I'm amazing!"
"KATIE!"
"What?"
"You walked here in a sugar crash, and I removed it."
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhh. I remember that."
"Yeah."
"What do you want me for?"
"About those Gryffindor folks who kidnapped you."
"I was kidnapped?"
"Um, yeah."
"Oh, I thought they just wanted to get rid of some extra cheesecake."
"So you weren't at all concerned when they took a strand of your hair?"
"Should I have been?"
"Um, typically, as a human being, yes, very concerned."
"Well, I wasn't. So what were you saying?"
"Oh, yes. When I used the Finite Incantatem spell, which by the way removes ALL spells someone is under, on, what do you call him? Cuthead, I managed to lift an Imperius Curse. Every Gryffindor exception Miss Granger were all Imperiused."
"What?! By who?"
"Death Eaters."
"But don't you work with them?"
Snape's face turned pink. "Um, no, I'm, uh, a former Death Eater, but I quit after The Dark Lord killed y…" Snape went blank. "Lily Evans."
"You mean the one you keep babbling about in Victorian Flower Language?"
Blank again. "Yes."
"Okay, bye."
"Goodbye."
"Wait…."
"Yes?"
"Did they get all the points back?"
"Minus 200 Miss Granger and minus 10 every student who ran into a Death Eater base."
"Cool." She walked back to the party.
"Wow, ten minutes in you've already sugar crashed and gotten kicked out?" Draco said lazily.
"Not kicked out, just removed for a few minutes."
"Yeah, okay." He rolled his eyes.
"Do we still have lunch?"
"What?"
"Lunch?"
"What about it?"
"The meal."
"I know what it is, what about it?"
"Do we still have lunch?"
"What do you mean?"
"Goodbye. Be right back." She went back to Gryfinslitherhuffleclaw Tower. "Lavender!"
"What?"
"Go to your party!"
"Huh?"
"Gryffindor Random Annual Party!"
"How do you…?"
"I pulled the invite out of your trunk when I was sleepwalking."
"But why would I go?"
"Merp."
"Merp?"
"Um, all of them except for Cuthead's girlfriend were Imperiused."
"Ohhhhhhhhh...that makes no sense but it makes perfect sense. Bye!"
"See ya." She walked back to Slytherin Tower. When she went inside, Draco for some reason wasn't in the tower at all. Someone tapped her shoulder. She turned around and saw Pansy Parkinson.
"Yes?" Katie asked.
"You're Katie?"
"Yeah, why?"
"Draco got detention."
"Why?"
"I don't know, something stupid."
"Merp."
"What?"
"I said where is detention?"
"Either in the Forbidden Forest, or um…. The cheesecake convenient store!"
"Well I know which I'm gonna check first!" So Katie ran to the front door, she knew Parkinson was lying, but the cheesecake convenient store! Since the store was in Hogsmeade, it would take over twenty minutes to get there, but it was worth the while.
There were all kinds of cheesecake: Raspberry, Blueberry, Blackberry, Strawberry, Lemon, Chocolate, Carrot, Orange, Maple, any cake you can think of.
After twenty minutes of picking out "A few" (all of the cakes in the store) cakes, she bought them and ate all of them, and you can probably predict what happened next.
Then she walked all the way back to Gryfinslitherhuffleclaw Tower, and when she got there, Lavender was screaming for help because she had made so many pots, she couldn't find her way out of the room. And because Katie was on a sugar crash, she immediately did a Scrooge McDuck dive into the pots and sniffed her out. They pulled themselves up to the top of the pool of pots and vases, and decided Lavender had a problem. So they somehow found the 'Potters Pottery' sign and stand after twenty minutes of hard work and not trying to suffocate.
Katie and Lavender piled pots all over the place and very soon attracted students. Screaming and yelling filled the air and within two hours, all the pots were gone.
"Got ourselves quite the business, haven't we Katie?" Draco appeared from behind the stand.
"Draco, make up your mind, what's my name?" Katie smiled.
"I'm just gonna go over there and pretend not to listen." Lavender went and crouched down behind a small stone. Five feet away from them.
"Your name is Katie from now on. Alright then, I just finished serving detention in the forbidden forest and thought I'd drop by."
"What? Parkinson told me told me you had detention in…." Katie thought about this for a moment, but decided she didn't want to be embarrassed that she thought it was in the cheesecake convenient store. "Umm…. 'GILDEROY LOCKHART'S!' room."
"Well…." Draco saw a body zoom by in the distance. "I really should be getting along then. Goodnight. And you too, weird one."
Lavender popped up her head, "Thanks!"
"Whoa!" Said Katie climbing the mountain of money. "We should do this every day! We'd be millionaires!"
"Uh, yeah, that could happen." Lavender had a nervous expression on her face while she hid a vase behind her back.
"Lavender, I know that look. What have you got?" Katie rolled up her sleeves.
"Nothing! Are you hungry? I'm hungry. I'm gonna go eat cheesecake!"
"Ah, yes, that's very important. Carry on," Lavender left so fast Katie wondered if there was an acromantula behind her.
"Hi Aragog!" Katie turned and waved her right arm, which she'd earlier cut, and the scar look something like a skull. "Ugh, Cuthead." Cuthead had appeared out of nowhere. "Here to get rid of some extra cheesecake again! Or maybe find a place for your date with Gryffindor girlfriend!"
"Hermione wants me to get her a vase." Cuthead said taking a long look at her right arm.
"Does she." Katie looked all over the place and found a small vase behind the rock Lavender was hiding behind and figured she tried to stash it.
Katie threw it right at his face and yelled, "Keep the change, you filthy cockroach!" She laughed as Cuthead scrambled to his feet, grabbed the vase which surprisingly didn't break into tiny pieces, and left, holding his bloody nose.
