I'm the biggest boss that you seen thus far. I'm the, I'm the biggest boss that you seen thus far. I'm the biggest boss that you seen thus far. 'cause, It's just another day in the life of the god damn boss. boss, ba-ba boss, ba-ba boss, ba-ba boss, of the god damn boss, ba-ba boss, ba-ba boss, ba-ba boss. shawty straight diggin me, and I ain't even rich...
"Isabella Marie Swan, are you listening to R&B music? I thought I told you that I hate that kind of music!" Alice growled at me.
I gave her a lopsided grin and turned up the music higher.
I'm the biggest boss that you seen thus far...
Alice came over to where I was and literally tore the button off the radio that said ON/OFF.
The radio stopped making noise altogether.
I frowned up at her. "What was that for?" I asked quietly.
"what is the matter with you?" she asked.
I grinned. "do you have some of that awesome water Charlie has downstairs? it tastes better than dirt!"
"Bella, you're not supposed to eat dirt. Wait a second, did that water taste like regular water to you?"
I thought for a moment. "no, it tasted like dirt mixed with some sort of really strong soda".
Alice gasped. "Bella, I don't think that was water. I think you're drunk!"
I smiled at her in a dreamy way and fell asleep, with Rick Ross's "The Boss", replaying again and again in my head.
The next day...
"hey, everybody! I have a party in my pants! who wants to come? Anyone? anyone?" I shouted.
The members of the Cullen family stared at me in shock, especially Edward. His mouth was hanging open and drool was leaking out.
"what kind of party is it?" Emmett asked.
"it's a freaky party, with hoes grinding on poles!" I exclaimed, unashamed.
Emmett ran to my side and tried to shove his hands in my pants. "EMMETT, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!" Rosalie screamed out.
A low growl grew in Edwards chest and it worked it's way out of his mouth.
"Get away from her!!" He roared angrily.
Emmett put his hands up in surrender and back away from me...sloooooooooooowly, but not before whispering in my ear "I'll be coming to that party later on".
I grinned at this new piece of news.
Can this family get more dramatic, you ask?
yes, folks, they can!
Esme smiled nervously and said "I'll go make her some tea".
"NO! I want chocolate milk! tea tastes yucky!" I started to cry.
"um, okay! no crying, sweetie. I'll go get you some...Chocolate milk", Esme said in a panicky voice.
she hurried away before I could start up to say anything else.
"Hey! who wants to bite me?" I shouted.
The whole room went quiet.
Jasper growled and bared his teeth, getting into a crouch.
"it looks like we've got a winner!" I squealed, clapping my hands like a kid.
"that is enough! this is getting way out of hand!" Edward yelled, trying to restrain Jasper from coming anywhere near me.
"I want a hotdog with lots of ketchup!"
Rosalie glared at me through narrowed. "get it yourself", she grumbled.
"I want to pop Edward's cherries!" I blurted out.
There was a moment of silence before the room was filled laughter.
Edward looked at me, terrified. "you want to pop my what?" he asked. I could have sworn his face got paler than usual.
"she wants to pop your cherries!" Emmett boomed with laughter.
Rosalie laughed so hard, she fell out of her chair.
Esme laughed so hard, her face got chalk wgite.
Rosalie glared at the floor.
"Hey, alice! Elvis called and said he wants his hair back", I slurred, feeling really tired.
Alice's eyes went charcoal black and her hands formed into fists.
"ooh, you're gonna get it now", Rosalie said, excited.
I gave her the 'hand' and smacked my butt. "take the hand because the booty's off duty".
Rosalie shot daggers at me with her eyes. "oh hell no! you did not just give me the hand!" she yelled at me.
I grinned at her. "so, I did. what are you going to do about it?"
Rosalie took off her earrings and shoes and shoved them into Alice's hands.
"oh, it's on now, girlfriend!" Rosalie screeched, rolling up her sleeve.
"This can't be good", Alice groaned.
Edward pulled me away from Rosalie. "we need to get you to carlisle", he said.
I kicked him and darted away to the kitchen. "CARLISLE, SHE'S ON THE LOOSE. I THINK YOU NEED TO SEDATE HER!!" Edward screamed in pain.
Suddenly, Carlisle was in front of me, blocking my exit.
"and where do you think your going?" He asked, taking out a needle with a really sharp point.
I whimpered at the sight of the needle. "n-nowhere", I started.
Carlisle took my arm gently. "this'll only hurt a little", he said quietly.
"oh boogers", I whimpered to myself.
there was no escaping now.
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