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Session 1 - Sai
So, what brings you here? You're not on the Hokage's list but I can always spare time for a fellow Anbu.
I have a question…
Ok, shoot.
Shoot what?
Just a figure of speech, sorry I meant to go ahead and ask your question.
Oh, then you should have said so.
*starts to get angry* You had a question…
Yes. There is a particular woman who has been approaching me lately. She says she want to %&^* me. I don't really want to do that but she has been very…insistent. I've told her that I find her sexually attractive but too scary to %&^* but she won't leave me alone. I'm not sure how to further repulse her. I've consulted several books on the subject and they say to firmly but politely decline. It does not seem to be working.
I see. Is she a friend or someone who you don't know personally?
She is a friend…of a friend. She has very large breasts...
I see. Is her name Anko by any chance?
Yes...how did you know?
No reason.
What should I do?
You want my advice?
Obviously.
Run away, become a missing nin and never come back.
That is not possible. Is there anything else I can do?
*thinks* ...well, you could just...you know and get it over with.
... That is not possible either. She is scarier that Pretty or the ugly old woman.
Don't call the Tsunade sama that!
I was referring to sakura...
Oh. Well sorry Sai but those are your options.
Hmm...Which would you suggest?
Missing nin, worked for Orochimaru.
...
Let's just say that Anko's crushes tend to have a lot of actual crushing involved.
When do they change the guards, again?
At five, you'd better hurry.
Thanks.
Good luck!