Isa: Yay! There are more pictures from Tricky Boys on deviantart!!

Naruto: Any of me?

Isa: Nope!^^

Naruto: Hmph

Isa: I don't own Naruto^^

Iruka woke up in the morning and wondered where he was. He spotted Neji and Chouji asleep on the floor and everything from last night came rushing back.

"I have to remember never to spend the night at Naruto's again." Iruka said, running a hand through his tangled ponytail.

He looked around and saw that everyone else was asleep in front of the TV. Shikamaru and Tobi were both asleep sitting up, holding hands.

The image of Tobi's lacey underwear flashed into his head. Well, she must be a girl if Shikamaru likes her. Unless Shikamaru's gay. Iruka thought about it for a second. No way! There's no way that Shikamaru's gay! Tobi's definitely a girl!

Tobi stirred and mumbled something. Losing their balance, both she and Shikamaru fell over. Tobi went right back to sleep but Shikamaru yawned and sat up.

He looked down at Tobi and ten kissed her cheek. Then he saw that Iruka was awake. "Ah-um . . . It's not what—"

"Tobi's a girl, right?" Iruka asked.

"Yeah." Shikamaru seemed relieved that he didn't have to explain. "How'd you figure it out?"

"I, uh . . . saw her underwear when we played spin the bottle." Iruka's cheeks turned a little pink. "But other than that, she totally fooled me."

"Tobi, I know just the place for us to go for breakfast!" Naruto said after everyone left. "I didn't get a chance to take you yesterday."

He practically ran to Ichiraku's, dragging Tobi along behind him.

By the time Tobi finished her bowl, Naruto had already eaten six.

"That's the one thing about you that isn't like guy." Naruto said, slurping the soup from his bowl. "You can't eat as much."

"I think you just eat too much." Tobi said as Naruto ordered another bowl. "Where the heck do you put it all?"

"Let's go to the arcade!" Naruto said after finishing off his tenth bowl of ramen.

"The arcade?"

"Yeah, I'll show you how great I am at every video game!"

"I bet I can beat all your high scores." Tobi said.

"Wanna bet?!" They ran to the arcade and, as Tobi predicted, she beat him at every game—except one: Test Your Strength.

"Hey guys!" Kiba called to them as they stood in line at the pizza bar. He was standing next to Shino who was busy playing StarStream Battleship. (I totally just made that up ^^ )

"Kiba, Shino!" Naruto waved at them. Shino was too busy to wave back, but a few minutes later, the game ended and the two of them came over.

"So what's up? You guys don't have a mission today?" Naruto asked.

"Nah, we got a break." 'Kiba said. "We've been here ever since we left your place. Shino's been knocking off everyone else's high scores."

"Shino? Really?" Naruto looked at the other boy.

"Yes, I'm quite good at video games, but I haven't been here for a few years so my old high scores were wiped off."

"Wow!" Naruto caught sight of the score on StarStream Battleship. "Two million sixty five! That's amazing!"

They ordered their pizza and sat at a table together, discussing their high scores.

Naruto disappeared to the bathroom after a while. Tobi wasn't surprised—he had eaten ten bowls of ramen. She, Kiba, and Shino finished off the pizza but Naruto still didn't come back.

"What's taking Naruto so long?" She asked, looking toward the bathrooms. "I'm going to go check on him." She left the other two and headed toward the boy's bathroom.

She spotted Naruto jumping in the air, trying to get something green out of an older boy's hand.

"Gimme back Gama-chan!" He said.

The older boy laughed and held the frog-purse higher. "What's the matter, shortie? Can't you reach it?"

The other boy with him laughed and made fun of Naruto.

Tobi wanted to barge in and kick their asses, but she couldn't fight, and those two were ninja.

What can I do? I can't just watch! But I don't have any jutsu or anything. She suddenly got an idea.

Naruto attempted to reach Gama-chan again, but the older boy was too tall for him.

"Yoo-hoo!" All three of them turned to look when they heard the voice.

"Distraction no jutsu!" Tobi said.

All three of their mouths dropped open. Tobi had taken off her shirt and vest and was standing there in her bra.

The two bullies' noses began to bleed and Naruto took the opportunity to grab Gama-chan and kick each of them between the legs.

"You know that's not a real jutsu, right?" Naruto asked as she pulled her shirt back on.

"It worked didn't it?" She smiled and zipped her vest back up.

"I guess." They went back to their table and found Tenten and Lee sitting there. Tenten seemed to be irritated and Lee was going on about protecting her.

"Hey Tenten!" Naruto said, waving.

"Naruto! I will not allow you to steal Tenten's heart!"Lee stopped Naruto from coming close to the table.

"Lee, do you really think that I could like Naruto?" She flicked a straw wrapper across the table.

"You do have a point." He sat down next to her. "It is only Neji that I have to worry about."

Tenten stiffened. "Ne-Neji likes someone else." She said. It almost looked like she was going to cry.

"So, are you guys going out now?" Kiba asked. He dumped some of the parmesan cheese onto the table and began to draw in it with his finger.

"Not exactly." Tenten said.

"But I will succeed!" Lee stood up. "I will win your heart, Tenten!"

Tenten sank down in her chair a little and yanked Lee back into his seat. "People are staring!"

Lee's cheeks went pink. "Tenten is holding my hand!" 3 ^^ He stood up and did a victory dance of sorts, which made even more people stare.

"Maybe we should go somewhere else." Tenten said.

The others agreed.

Isa: Allright! I put the distraction no jutsu on deviantart!! ^^ It took me an hour or so and I'm soooo proud of it!! It's in comic form and I colored in and everything!

Naruto: And I'm in it!!

Isa: Yeah, whatever. Anyway, I got the idea thanks to whymewhynow, so thaaaaaank you!!^^ I know it's probably not what you had in mind, but I didn't want the story to be very serious.