HALLO. AWW HAS RETURNED- WITH A SPOOOOOF
Where'd we leave off again?
well, this is quite awkward
We continue to follow the progress of the Mary Sues in their quest for death.
Gaypride: Except for us!
That is quite right. The gay toms are on a quest to turn RiverClan into a gay bar, and make the forest a better (more fabulous) place for everyone.
What's this? A bunch of righteous jerks with sticks jammed up their *bleep*? And they're picketing the ThunderClan camp! I'm not surprised.
Righteous Cat #1: gayz r nawt ppl to!
Righteous Cat #2: wbc has the rite idea
Diamondshimmer: Seriously, STHU. You make me look sane.
Firestar: And you know how absolutely bat-
Diamondshimmer: *glares at Firestar, switchblade in mouth*
Firestar: Heh. Heh. Nice... knife. I'll be... far away.
AAAALLLRIGHTY THEN! Let's track the progress of Mousefoot in her quest to: A. Die B. Touch Pyramid Head.
Mousefoot: Pyramid...head... *keels over in exhaustion* come to meee
Pyramid Head: Excellent, another she-cat for my collection...
Pinepaw: First Hawkfrost, now Pyramid Head. WHY DOES STARCLAN HATE ME SO?
Pyramid Head: Shut it. *scoops up Mousefoot*
Mousefoot: I get the feeling you're not going to kill me.
Pyramid Head: lulz nope.
Mousefoot: FINE THEN! What if I...try to escape?
Pyramid Head: You wouldn't.
Mousefoot: Oh, I would.
Pyramid Head: I'll tear your skin off.
Mousefoot: Break my neck first.
Pyramid Head: Okay.
Mousefoot: Great, thanks.
Pyramid Head: Maybe I'll just club you to death instead AND WHY AM I EVEN DISCUSSING THIS.
We left off with Pheonixinferno and Diamondshimmer persuading Heavystep to kill them. Let's see how it went...
Heavystep: so delicioussssss *gnaws on leg bone crazily*
Sweet Bluestar on a cracker. MORE MARY SUES. Let us now pray to StarClan that they are all gay.
Hawkfrost: Mary Sues sure taste delicious...aww, crap, I vasn't supposed to eat them. *pauses to think* ThunderClan vill stake me...but if I hide the bodies in my dungeon, they'll never find out! I can run a Mary Sue breeding operation! Hehehehe...Wait, why is everyone staring at me?
Dustpelt: *whispers to Sandstorm* He does realize he was talking aloud, right?
Wellll, this is awkward! See you next time, when we will have...dun dun dun...new additions! And not the kind of new additions Hawkfrost is talking about... .
Hawkfrost: I vas kidding, I swear!
Suuuure.
Hawkfrost: Fine, then. I vill be the bigger cat and go cuddle my Sharktopus.
Cuddling: a sport pursued by only the manliest.
Hawkfrost: Shut your mouth before I rip your intestines out through your throat.
Does someone need to cuddle?
OH DEAR STARCLAN HE'S GOT ME BLARGH *gurgling*
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NEXT TIME ON EL SPOOFO... Mary Sues are taking over!
Was this unusually short?
EEK! I must add a sentence to make it longer!
SPIDERS HOLD FART CONTESTS IN YOUR MOUTH WHILE YOU SLEEP
Close enough.