A/N: I am very sorry for not updating in like, FOREVER!!!!! So, I'll figure out a way to make it up to you, my dear readers!

Disclaimer: *Nudges L*

"Mimi-sama and hand-domo do NOT own Death Note or P.O.J"

*whispers something*

"But, she does own the plot!"

"Thank you, L!"

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Now, most people would be rather, shocked to see an anorexic raccoon/panda man running down the streets yelling 'frizz control'....

But this is my story so no one really cares.

"ITS MINE!!!!!!! ALL MIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNEEEEE!!!!!!!!!"

Of course L being as graceful as a ballerina, he carefully avoided the rush-hour people of Japan and...

*SMACK!*

Ran into the task force headquarters.

"Damn building......"

As L-olipop carefully opened the doors, a girl wearing a pretty pinktastic party prom dress came up to him. She had super shiny blonde hair, tons and tons of make up and jewelry on her, and had several members of the opposite sex staring and drooling at her.

"R U L?"

L-olipop stared at her...

With out a minute of waste she clung on to L as if he was a long long long long long long long lost brother.

"I FOUND U!!!!!!!! I WUZ TLD THAT UD BE ME BEST FREND 4EVUR!!!!!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!..."

Wanna see what Light-o is doing?

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Light-o sat in a room with pretty pinktastic ribbons everywhere.

"Where the hell am I?"

"U R here in La La Land."

Light-o gasped at what he saw

"Its you..."

Then he pissed his pants and passed out.

The figure turned around to the 2nd figure.

"Is that what's supposed to happen?"

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The pretty pinktastic girl, waited for L to stop screaming in horror.

"Wel, Meh name is Crystal Ruby Unicorn Amethyst Rainbow Mary Sue! But just Mary Sue 4 short!!!"

L continued screaming

"L we R gonna be such good frends and soulmates!!!!"

As Mary Sue leaned in for a kiss SUPER SECRET AGENT ROVER CAME OUT OF NOWHERE!!!!!!

"LET GO OF MY CHARGE YOU VILE CREATURE!!!"

Mary Sue looked on in horror and hatred

"U'V KILED 2 MANY OF MEH SISTAS SUPER SECRET AGENT ROVER!!!!!! WE END THES NOW!!!'"

And as L collapsed on the floor Super secret agent Rover and Crystal Ruby Unicorn Amethyst *GASP* Rainbow Mary Sue begun the battle.

Will Light-o reveal who the POJ is?

Will Super secret agent Rover win the battle against Mary Sue?

Will L wake up?

Will I actually update faster next time?

Find out next time on Light's adventures in La La Land!

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A/N: Sorry if this chapter wasn't funny enough but I have a good reason! *drum roll* This chapter was for Plot development!!!! I realized that past 6 chapters have been all the good stuff yet they only take baby steps forward... This chapter is like a plane trip!

*Pushes Light-o"

Hand-domo and Mimi-sama would like the dear, dear readers to review this story! PLEASE REVIEW!!! I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!!!! IM TOO YOUNG!!! *Pushes Light into closet*