Chapter 7: I'm Evil; need I say more?

A/N: I re-wrote this chapter 15 times because I wasn't sure if you guys would like what I did but anyway...I finally got the inspiration I needed after watching this movie called "It's A Boy Girl Thing" but don't worry...I didn't base it on that movie...

Luanne's POV

~Next Day, 5 pm~

Miley was so dumb to trust me again and even more so to trust me with her gorgeous TV actor boyfriend. When I came here I had the plan of crushing Miley again by plotting against Hannah Montana; I wasn't evil, I just wanted revenge for having to go through 16 months of grueling teen counseling because of what I did to her a few Halloweens back. They told me I just liked attention but that wasn't the reason; I wanted to prove to everyone that Miley wasn't better than me as my family thought her to be; she was imperfect and she would eventually fail. That was what I'm going to prove tonight and mentally added one more thing to take from her. Jake. I heard Miley singing in the shower so I knew it was safe to go into her room. I immediately got her cell phone and headed outside the room and towards my own, I flipped through the phonebook until a familiar name caught my eye and I quickly pressed the call button. "Hey Miley what's up?" I heard Lilly's voice a few rings later. Game on. I put away my country accent and put on my perfect American accent as I learned to do after Miley left Tennessee "look Lilly, I think I'm going to be late...I had this last minute Hannah emergency that I got to tend to, can you maybe go on ahead and tell Jake that I'd be late?" I raised my eyebrow, trying my best Miley imitation. "Oh I don't Mind! Wait, what about Luanne should we pick her up too?" Lilly's voice then sounded bitter when she said my name, it made me roll my eyes. "well my daddy's bringing Luanne to his favorite Steakhouse today and after learning that the place had a pig calling contest tonight she dropped everything and followed my dad out the door as quickly as you can say Horse-in-a-monkey-suit" I raised my eyebrow at that, horse in a monkey suit?! "Huh!?" yeah, Lilly was just as confused as I was "It means very fast..." I explained. "Oh well okay then...call if you need anything bye Miles!" "Later Lilly" I then hung up the phone.

"Luanne have you seen my phone?!" I heard Miley yell from the other room. "Uh yeah! You left it in the couch, let me go get it!" I yelled back and quickly rushed down the stairs to "get" her cell phone, then I returned to Miley's room and handed it to her "thank you, I've gotta call Lilly and Oliver to get here early...Jackson's in a hurry coz he's got a date" she told me, turning her back on me and walked towards her closet. "Miley wait!" I said making her turn back to me; I immediately picked up the vase from her side table and struck her with it, knocking Miley unconscious. I then picked up the velvet box she had lying on her bed, earlier this morning she told me that it was her gift to Jake; well you wont mind if I give it to him in your stead would you? I whispered to her. "Okay what now Luanne?" I mumbled to myself and hurried to her Hannah closet but was surprised to find it locked. Well, she was smart enough to keep that away from me but then where will I hide her now?! I suddenly got an idea. "Come on cuz...I'll let you sleep in my room" I took her hands and began dragging her to my room which was a door away. I felt so cruel but it just had to be done. "Thanks to my alone time with Jake-kins. I know all about you and him, I can easily pass as you now and even your annoying little friends wouldn't even figure me out, we'll see who's better now Miley..." I did my evil laugh triumphantly.

I heard Jackson call for Miley downstairs just as I put my cousin into bed, tied her hands with the nylon rope I thought of bringing and then covered her with a blanket. "I'm coming!" I yelled tearing a piece of packaging tape and putting it on her lips, she wasn't going to scream for anyone tonight. "Miley hurry up or I'll leave you here to find your own ride to that stinkin' party!" he yelled making me roll my eyes. "I'm coming!" I yelled again, casting one last look at my unconscious cousin before locking the door behind me and heading downstairs.

"Lilly and Oliver decided to go to the party with each other so don't bother picking them up" I told him as soon as I got to the living room. "I heard something break upstairs what was that?" he raised his eyebrow. "Luanne has a really bad stomach flu...she accidentally knocked down a vase when she tried to go to the bathroom" I explained. Good thing Jackson wasn't the smart one in the family and decided to let it go "is she alright?" eh, nosey little boy. "She's fine...she just wants to be alone" I replied, guiding him outside and towards his car. "Who are you dating anyway?" I asked as soon as we got into his car. "It's none of your business" he replied.