"Ivan…." Russia heard China whisper next to him.

"Hmm?" He turned his head to face the man sitting by his side. For a moment he was lost in the intensity of golden eyes gazing at him then…nothing and everything happened all a once. It lasted for no more than a second but to Russia it seemed like time stopped and an eternity began. Yao's lip softly, roughly, carelessly, skillfully- all of them- pressed against his. Their lips met. They kissed. Then they parted. It wasn't a passionate kiss. It wasn't a sexual one. A kiss. It was just a simple touching of lips. But the meaning was immeasurable. More than them lying together entangled on a bed, the meer act of Yao kissing him- actually initiating it- made Russia's heart beat harder than any physical satisfaction their love making could have.

"Why...," Russia breathless asked as if he ran a thousand miles.

China gazed into Russia's eyes for a moment more before turning away, refusing to look into the other man's eyes "D-don't ask me questions you already know the answer to."

It was not often, that China showed his affection for the larger man. Russia had no doubt China returned his feelings despite all his protests…but sometimes it felt…nice to know that China desired him to the point where he couldn't contain it. That was what he always felt when he was near the tiny man. Happy. Content. It's nice to know he wasn't alone in feeling this insatiable need to be near one another, that they both felt the same way.

"No, I don't. Tell me Yao" He scooted closer until he trapped China between the arm rest and himself, "Tell me. I want to know"

"S-stop it! No! I-"

"Please?"

China snapped his eyes back to glare, "I hate it when you use that tone of voice."

Russia declined to answer but waited. China took a deep breathed and sighed. He gave Russia a long look before launching himself at the other man. He buried his face into the crook of Russia's shoulder, mumbling a phrase in Chinese very quickly before pushing Russia away from his burning face.

"No fair! I didn't catch what you said!"

"Then learn Chinese."

"Jao~ Stop being-"

"Wo tai ai ni le. Yi kan ni, wo xin…wo xin….Ni…ni tai piao liang! Ni shi nan ren! Wei shen me?!? Wei shen me?!?"

Russia smiled, reaching a hand to stroke China's cheek tenderly, "You already know the answer."

It was Russia's turn to bend down and capture China's lips in a kiss…and it was all the answer he needed when he felt China kiss back.

Thank you UcHiHaHyUuGa and Idiotchobo for the correct pinyin! Saved me XD

Original author's note:

I speak absolutely NO mandarin. I basically spoke this in my head using Cantonese and tried to use pinyin for it. I already know I made some mistakes XD no need to point it out OTL. My mandarin in abysmal....I almost deleted this because of how ashamed I am (especially when I know some ppl from China will be reading this D:)

For people I HOPE don't know Chinese and think I'm slick at it. It says "I love you too much. One look...my heart...my heart....You...you're too beautiful! You're a man! Why? Why?" That's what I was GOING for but, hm...yea. LOL. I tried OTL

Second version of this:

Russia hummed a soft, quiet tune as he walked side by side with China, they're swaying hands occasionally brushing.

"What are you staring at aru?" China glared at the Russian looking down on him.

Ignoring the Chinese nation's question, Russia placed his large hands on either side of China's face and pinched his cheeks, "Wah~ Yao Yao's so squishy! Makes me want to eat you up!"

"Let go of me you big oaf aru!" China thwacked at Russia's chest to no avail, "I'm not a marshmallow!"

Russia laughed at the other's futile attempt to get away and lifted Yao by his armpits, swinging him around like a child, "And you're so predictable too! You get angry too easily Yao."

China kicked his legs, trying to get one hit but Russia simply pulled him away from his body and his short legs couldn't reach the Russian's head.

China pouted.

Chuckling, Russia felt he teased the older nation enough. Gently he placed China back down on the ground. Before he could straighten up though, China rushed up to him, wrapping his arms around the larger nation's neck. For a moment Russia tensed, waiting for a hard blow to strike his face; instead soft lips found his. The Russian's mind reeled at China's change in mood, his sudden eagerness. However it didn't take long for China's warmth, his wonderful scent to penetrate his paralyzation.

Russia stared at China's long dark eyelashes for a second more before closing his own eyes, lightly kissing back. His arms were inching their way around the smaller nation's waist, when China pulled back, hopping away from him. For the second time that day, Russia stood perplexed and lost at what to do.

China stuck out his tongue, "Revenge for earlier!" He turned around and patted his butt insultingly, "Predictable my butt aru. Take that you big nose!"

Quick for a man his size, Russia scooped up the Chinese man in his arms, throwing him over his shoulder.

"Aiiee! What are you doing!! Put me down aru!"

Russia patted the exact same spot China patted earlier, "My turn for my revenge"

Original author's note:

You see I wanted a story where Yao surprises Ivan with kiss. Some reason...this turned really cracky X"DDD so I had to change it hahaha.

But I like Yao in here for some reason. Kinda OOC but..but so kiddy! HAHAH