CALAMITY CALLS: ORAS VERSION

"Rock Tomb, Teddy!" Saylee called. Teddy leapt down from the machine, wrenching up a boulder and flinging it at Croy. Croy dodged the first one, but not the next two, and ended up pinned to the ground by his wings.

"What?!" Marc roared angrily. "I, Marc, was caught off guard?"

"Can't say you weren't warned," Saylee said, putting her emblem away and stepping forwards. Zac wound around her ankles, snarling, and Molly began to stalk towards Marc. "Give. Me. The Meteorite."

Marc scowled, but before he could say anything, the comm clipped to his belt buzzed. "I'm sorry, do you mind if I take this?" he said, picking it up. Saylee stared at him. Marc turned and looked across the crater, motioning downwards with his hand several times.

Saylee looked across the crater and saw the orchestra sitting at the far side setting aside their instruments. The trumpeter gave hr a thumbs up.

"…Hoenn is weird," Saylee muttered.

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Omega Rube is a fantastic game that beautifully reconstructs the already gorgeous nation of Hoenn, with some really inventive twists on the plot and the landscape, and I respect and honour this by taking the piss out of it. Did anyone else laugh at the BGM turning down when Maxie (and presumably Archie in AS) was on the phone? Actually, I've been laughing at most of everything to do with Magma and Aqua, especially Maxie's loss animation.