This song is sung by Snape about how much he hates Harry. The 'you' is obviously Harry. It is sung to Pieces of Me by Ashlee Simpson.

On a Monday I am waiting

On Tuesday, confiscating

And on Wednesday I can't sleep

Then the bell rings, I hear you

In the dungons, there's a clear view

As you walk in stupidly

You fail, with me you fail so fast

I can not stop myself

From giving you Fs

Oh, It seems like I finally get to fail someone real

I like the way that feels

Oh, Cause if you know me, then you know that

I only help myself. I hope that you can tell

By the points, points, points that youve lost.

By the points, points, points that youve lost.

You are moody, nasty. You are restless. You are clueless.

And you never seem to care.

When I'm speaking, you don't listen.

You do crappy, it's like a mission. And you won't stop till youre there.

You fail, with me you fail so fast

I can not stop myself

From giving you Fs

Oh, It seems like I finally get to fail someone real

I like the way that feels

Oh, Cause if you know me, then you know that

I only help myself. I hope that you can tell

By the points, points, points that youve lost.

How you ignore, everything that I have to say

You are the stupidist, it should be written on your face

So that it never goes away. Yeah.

On a Monday, I am waiting

Tuesday, confiscating

Your round glasses, so you cant see

You fail, with me you fail so fast

Oh, It seems like I finally get to fail someone real

I like the way that feels

Oh, Cause if you know me, then you know that

I only help myself. I hope that you can tell

Oh, I hope that you can tell

Oh, I hope that you can tell

By the points, points, points that youve lost.

By the points, points, points that youve lost.

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