My version of 1x12. Two weeks later.
Monica who looks huge for being about nine months(she is still wearing the same outfits as in the show), is making lasagnas for Aunt Syl right now. Chandler enters saying "Hey Babe and Baby Girl", "Hi honey" she replies and he starts to kiss her unaware that Ross is in the apartment too exclaims "Eww guys". "What are you making Babe" Chandler questions his fiancee, "Lasagnas for Aunt Syl" Mon answers as she pours homemade tomato sauce into the pot and chop onions. "How many does she want you to make. Love" Chandler asks, "Twelve" Monica replies and he puts his hand on her belly. "Are you sure this is good for you and Baby Girl" he asks cupping her face, "Yes we are fine". she answers and goes back to making the lasgna "Aww you will be such a great father and husband to her and the baby when you two get married soon" Rachel gushes. Joey enters from the bathroom and exclaims. "Lasanga!" and starts to pick at one of the finished dishes, Chandler slaps his hand away "No sorry Dude. My pregnant fiancee just bushed her ass off making this - and this is for her and Ross' aunt" he explains. "Get out of my kitchen!" Monica screams in annoyance as Phoebe starts to eat a raw onion and Joey tries to eat one of the finished lasangas, "Hi Baby Girl. Mommy's crazy right" Chandler bends down to Monica and asks the Baby. "I'm not crazy Baby Girl. Daddy's the crazy one" Mon insists the baby, "Well I think we all are crazy here. Insisting to the Baby that isn't born yet, which one of us is" Ross states going back to the TV. "Oh my god for the last time, get out of my fucking kitchen" Monica yells as a tear drops and adding "Stupid pregnancy hormones", "Fine" Joey and Phoebe sigh and go on the balcony. Rachel goes into the kitchen to get coffee, "You too? Get the hell out of my fucking kitchen" Monica berates her. "I'm sorry Mon" Rachel apoligizies, Mon then goes back to making the food when Chandler wraps his arms around her kissing her neck and places a hand on her bump. "Eeeww guys" Ross exclaims in octave mode grossed out, "You two are like the perfect fairytale couple" Phoebe answers.
{A few days later where Phoebe runs into the coffee house frantically. Rachel isn't in presence right now }
"Oh my god" Phoebe groans and sits down, 'What happened' everybody asks. "Well as I was giving Paolo a massage - he kinda hit on me" Phoebe explains, "How are you gonna tell Rachel" Joey questions. "Dear god please tell her" Ross begs.
{Later on where Rachel is yelling at Paolo}
"Get out bitch" Rachel screams, 'But Mi manchi" Paolo begs. "No Mi manchi me. Just get out" Rachel tells him, "Goodbye Rachel" Paolo sighs and grabs his stuff leaving.
{That evening where Monica is on the phone with Aunt Syl(wearing the same dress as in the show)}
"Well meat's only every third layer - maybe you can scrap" Monica argues and continues "You could have told me vegatarion lasganas, now I have a dozen meat lasganas. What am I gonna do with it all" Joey says "I'm on it and starts to eat the lasganas where Ross joins him. "Listen Aunt Syl I'm not a caterer" Mon is still arguing with her aunt and adds "I'm pregnant, almost due - didn't my parents tell you? Nice langauage Aunt Syl, you kiss Uncle Freddie with that mouth?" she questions and hangs up in annoyance. She then feels Chandler kiss her neck saying "Mio amore, sei la mia vita. Senza di te la mia vita non ha senso", Monica asks "You know Italian. How?". "I learnt all the love words from someone" Chandler explains and continues "Dove sei stato per tutta la mia vita?. Sei la ragione per cui vivo, per cui ogni giorno sorrido", "Sei la mia anima gemella" Monica answers at her fiance's very sweet words and he starts to kiss her passionatley.
TBC...
Got the Italian love words from a website so you'll all see more and more love words in Italian as the story goes by. LOL :)