Me: hi guys!
Mello: hey how many reviews this time?
Me: I got 2. But I have a couple from my friends and a couple from myself which should last us a couple rounds.
Mello: great T's and D's from you? Probably lame.
Me: shut up you prick
Mello: you wanna go?
Me: bring it on asshole.
Matt: okay enof let's just get on with it please…
Me: fine. Okay today a special thank you to a new reviewer. I-Imaginary the dares. First one is.
I-Imaginary
L: be locked in a candy shop for 3 hrs. but you can't have candy and you can't have sugar for 3 chapters.
L: no! No way in hell!
Me: you have to the reviewer said you have to. So you have to.
L: But technically that is two dares!
Me: yes, but there is a loophole.
L: what?
Me: well… the fact that it's my story and I can do whatever the hell I want…
L: … I hate you.
Me: you'll get over it.
~locks L in a candy story~
(hr. 1)
L: I'm fine I can last without candy or sweets…
Me: he's twitching.
(hr. 2)
L: *curled into a ball* I-Im fine…*twitch* O_e
Me: this is just sad…
(Hr. 2 min. 30)
L: It's so cold.
Me: *turns on the heater*
L: man, it burning hot in here.
Me: *turns heater off*
~that goes on for about 20 more minutes~
(hr. 3)
Mello: hey, aren't you supposed to let him out?
Misa: yeah it's been 3 hrs. now.
Me: man you guys ruin my fun. -_-
Me: okay L you can come out…
L: thank god. *clings to K-chan*
Me: get off me! Remember you can't have sweets for three chapters now.
L: *stops clinging* WHAT?
Me: yup it was part of the dare.
L: but, I'll die.
Me: oh you'll get over it. Have some veggies.
L: not in a million years.
Me: you have a high motablilisum. Not sugar addiction. Well you mite have that too.
Mello: I know you have it *points at K-chan*
Me: *glares* no I only have a high motablilisum you idiot.
Mello: whatever.
Beyond: hey people what's going on? *just got here*
Me: L has to go 3 chappys without sugar or sweets.
L: and I'm going to die…
Me: no not necessarily…*got an idea*
L: what are you thinking?
Me: well my mom has this cook book where you can have cake and stuff but it's all sugar free!
L: Really?
Me: yeah! I have the cook book right here! *takes out cook book*
L: great!
Me: well while me and L try to cook here is the next one…
Near: kick BB in his head.
Near: why?
Beyond: go ahead she didn't say how hard you had to kick me.
Near: okay. *kicks BB in the head*
Beyond: oww that really hurt near-koi.
Near: w-why are you c-calling me that?
Beyond: *glomps* awwww come on. You now it's true. *smirks*
Near: *blushes*
Beyond: awwww my pink little marshmallow.
Near: *blushes darker* baka
Me: aw you guys are so cute. Next one!
BB: kiss mello on the lips.
Beyond: no way in hell…
Me: yup you have to.
Beyond: *rolls eyes, noticeably ticked off* you blondie, get you ass over here.
Mello: what do you want?
Beyond: sorry near. *kisses mello on the lips*
Mello: what the hell!
Beyond: I was dared too.
Matt: *jealous*
Me: awwww Matt is jealous! That is sooo kawaii!
Matt: shut up.
Me: okay well the next dares are form Always-Aftermath.
…
Me: okayyy first one.
L and Light: act like a couple wherever you go for 6 chapters.
Me: *sniffles* so much faith!
Mello: idiot.
Light: okay that won't be hard.
L: since we already are a couple.
Me: really? I had no idea *heavy sarcasm*
L: what?
Me: basically the dare was you have to show the fact that you're a couple to other people other than us so you have to kiss in public and not just in front of us or in a room.
Mello: you know that really sounds wrong.
Me: yes I know.
Mello: did you mean for it to?
Me: yes, yes I did.
Mello: something is wrong with you…
Me: a little bit…
…
Me: next one.
Mello and Matt: stay locked in a room filled with rabid yaoi fan girls.
Mello and matt: *walk into the room and here the door lock behind them*
RYF1: omg! I love you guys can you kiss!
AYFG: *chant* KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS!
Matt: uhhhh okay.
Mello: huh?
Matt: *leans to Mello and kisses mello softly*
Mello: *blushes* what the hell? Not in front of other people you baka
RYF2: awwww come on put more passion in it!
Mello: no not in front of all of you! .
Matt: why not?
Mello: well…b-because…
Matt: *rolls eyes and presses his lips against Mello's roughly*
Mello: *closes eyes and Kisses back*
Matt: *forcefully opens Mello's mouth and slides his tong in mello's mouth*
Mello and Matt: *fight for dominance in the kiss*
RYFG's: *squeal and go completely crazy*
~after the kiss the YFG asked them a ton of pointless questions~
Me: next one~ :D
Marthens, Chris-Aneston, and Nick: when Matt and Mello get out of the closet go terrorize them, in the meantime terrorize Light!
M, CA and nick: OKAY!
~they all eat bowls full of sugar and chase Light all around the place~
Light: help me! Please!
Me: nope, no way! Hahaha
Mello: this is priceless! Haha
Near: *trying to hold in his laphter* g-guys we-we shouldn't be pfft Haha Haha!
Me: next one!
Beyond and near: go watch …*shudders* Barney.
Near: uhhhh what's Barney?
Beyond: a stupid kid show.
Near: oh. So that's all we just have to watch it?
Me: yup.
~after they watched it~
Near: oi, *rubes his temples* that gave me a headache…
Beyond: That was tourcher…how do little kids watch that crap?
Me and Near: I have no idea.
Me: well that's all for this round. Please review and yadda yadda yadda.