VKCRACK: Okay, so it's been a while since I posted anything. I blame friends and school; very distracting. So, I did manage to write another chapter, (I just have to type it up), so we all know what that means: ANOTHER CHAPTER! YAY! I hope you guys don't kill me for the comparison I made. But I just couldn't resist it! There is an alternate to where this went, so I'm most likely going to post it in the next couple of days. So without further ado, I give you chapter 7!

DISCLAIMER: Not mine…

Chapter 7: I Choose You, Shikipu!

Rima sat outside of the doors, munching on her pocky like the little pocky monster she was. The day was hot and she couldn't help but glare at the glowing ball of hot fiery gas that would one day blow up and destroy the whole solar system as we knew it. But we have like 3 gatrillion years before that shit ever happens!

"Man, if I get a damn sunburn because I had to wait on his stupid ass, then I will murder him. Oh yes, murder him I will. First I will take away all his pocky and eat it in front of his very eyes. Then I will strip in front of him, knowing he could never touch and then I will get the scissors and cut off all his pretty and jagged locks. Next I won't let him bath, so he breaks out and will feel grimy. Next I'll make him watch Teletubbies and-"

"Rima, I finished…" Came Shiki's monotone voice. He walked towards the sitting girl and helped her up. "You weren't waiting long, were you?" He gently took her hand in his and began to lead her off towards the night dorm.

"No, but I feel a little crispy. Ugh. I hate the sun, Shiki! Why do we have to live in a stupid place with all this sun, huh?! Why can't we be like the Cullens from Twilight? I mean, they get to live in the states in this rainy place where it never shines so they can go out be okay! AND they get to be sparkly! I want to be sparkly too, Shiki! It isn't fair! I hate you!" Rima let out a small snort of frustration as she began to stomp her feet.

"Oh shut the hell up about that stupid book! It's already bad enough that Kaname's like Edward with his stupid little 'I love but can't be with you' shit, and that Yuki is pretty much a living Bella and Zero! He's fucking Jacob! What the hell! You might as well be Angela and I be that stupid Ben guy! Oh crap…. That would make so much sense…" Shiki's eyes widened in disbelief at the crazy connection. "The Vamp council is like the Volturi. And those hunters are kind of like Jacob's pack and and… Ruka is like that Jessica girl… WHAT THE HELL! NO! NO! THIS IS NOT ALLOWED! I REF-" Rima shoved a stick of pocky in his mouth.

"Why do I have to be that goody two shoes, huh? If anything, I'm more like Rosalie since I think Kaname is stupid for liking that human so much… But you're nothing like Emmett…" She fell silent as she looked at Shiki.

"Well, who would be Alice and Jasper and Charlie and Esme and and… Carlisle?" Shiki, though he hated the series and wished nothing more than for it to disappear, couldn't help but wonder.

"Oh I don't know…"

"And what about me?'

"You would be the stupid Pikachu guy from Digimon. You sound like him every time you talk, but instead you say my name." Shiki paused in mid step as Rima continued onwards. She was a true blond sometimes.

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Yuki looked out the window of her room, her hands clenching tightly onto the two love letters in her hand. She wanted nothing more than to be with the vampire… But there was Zero to think of and how he was changing into something she didn't know of. She couldn't hurt the hunter, but at the same time, she couldn't deny her loving Kaname… If only she could have them do the fusion dance and marry the outcome.

VKCRACK: Yeah… enough said about that. The alternative chapter will come after this once I finish it up completely. So, as always, thanks for reading, hope you enjoyed, and see you next time. And remember folks, reviews are welcomed.