Unfortunately Koth could not join me today. Said he was trying to find that mysterious planeswalker Chandra was talking about a few updates back. I still can't track him down myself. Anyway I was able to catch Ajani long enough to question him.
"Hey, Ajani, you furball. What are you doing here?"
"I came to relax before the next leg of my journey."
"A few of my friends wanted me to ask you something."
"Go ahead." He stretches out on my couch, setting his double headed ax to one side. "Your . . . couch, right? . . . is really nice. Wish I had something like this on Alara."
"Okay. I can get another one. Anyways, my friend wanted to know, first off, what do you think of the idea of being paired with a younger-than-you fox cleric?"
"Paired? As in mated?"
"Yes."
"Would have to be female. I don't swing that way."
"I'm surprised you even know that term."
"I'm a leonin, not stupid."
"Alright. Well, the second one concerns your ax. It's got two heads. Must be pretty damn heavy. How did you become strong enough to use it?"
"How else? Practice. And exercise. Gets pretty easy, swinging it around all the time."
"Wow. Can I try?"
"Knock yourself out."
I nearly threw my back out trying to lift that thing! He's incredibly fucking strong. That duo-ax must be an easy 150-200 pounds! Any way, I am sorry I was unable to get Koth, it is pretty damn random. However, Karn will be here on tuesday next week! Be sure to send in any questions for him via PM now! All questions received after Sunday will be discarded! Until tomorrow, may the Spark be with you!